Doner Kebabs!

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rob_simple

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Vivid Kazumi said:
is that...... a deep fried pizza?
You better believe it. It's at once, both the most delicious and disgusting thing you will ever taste. Might I also recommend, for pudding, a deep fried Mars bar?

Daystar Clarion said:
I've just had a thought...


A deep fried doner kebab pizza...


That would cure all the alcohol poisoning.
I think we'd be entering into some sort of Sophie's Choice scenario; a person forced to choose between a healthy liver or a destroyed absolutely everything else.
 

karloss01

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I don't drink and i still eat donor meat. I order a tray of it whenever i get anything from my local takeaway.
 

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Kyrdra said:
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First off: the Döner was invented by turkish immigrants in Berlin.
Second: Us Germans have been putting kebap on pizza since forever.
Not completely true but also not completely false:

This is a Döner (more or less the chips are normally just bread sticks but you cant find anything better). You notice what is not there? Right it is the bread "bag".
This is where according to the legend the turkish immigrants from Berlin come in.
They noticed that the germans are always on their feet and dont stop for lunch break and so they said to themself: Hey let's put it everything in a nice bread and they can take it along. And thus the legend of the great Döner Kebab began to conquer the world. Of course there were follow ups like the Döner pizza:
Here the plain version without anything but flesh and onion:

And here the more tasty but also slower to eat full version:
Or the Pomdöner:
But nothing ever will be as good as the best known version which comes with its own edible bag
Edible bag? A kebab where you can eat the wrapper as well as the kebab? My goodness, it's beautiful.
 

Yopaz

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Daystar Clarion said:
Andy Shandy said:
Ah, Doner, you are just the best thing to have after a boozy night out.

Also amazing on a Pizza as well =D
Who else would think to put kebab on pizza?

Nobody, that's who, that's why we're the best.
Truly that has to be blasphemy, right?

OT: it's been a while since I had my last, but I miss it so much. Watching the spinning meat as you pretend you're considering (you already know what you want), ordering and watching it being prepared and glancing a little more of the spinning goodness. Then there's the part when you're on your way and eating the thing. Yeah, I was hungry before I entered here... This did NOT help... Time to eat...
 

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Evil Smurf said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Evil Smurf said:
Kababs are merely what the weak Turks call Souvlaki. Which is a Greek thing and the best food ever.
The real question is have you had a souvlaki from a lebanese take-out joint that uses toum instead of tzatziki? Toum is superior to tzatziki in the same way tzatziki is superior to generic 'garlic sauce'.
I will as soon as possible. I love garlic.
Garlic is one of two know substances that defy the law of diminishing returns. The other is ginger.
 

Little Woodsman

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I'm from Colorado, and when I saw the thread title I thought it was missing an 'n'
(Donnor trail kabobs....mmmmmmm.......)
 

fletch_talon

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I've never understood the connection between alcohol and kebabs.
I don't drink and have never been drunk and I fucking love those things anyway.
I especially like the Abra Kebab stores around where I live, they always seem to stuff so much of that delicious meat amongst just the right amount of other, less important fillings.
 

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fletch_talon said:
I've never understood the connection between alcohol and kebabs.
I don't drink and have never been drunk and I fucking love those things anyway.
The alcohol is a catalyst. Kebab is good sober, but it's great when your body is super tired and dehydrated from a night in town. Oh, the deliciousness of spiced meat and garlic sauce when your mouth tastes like beer and sugary drinks, and your stomach is in a chemical uproar.
 

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Naan Kebabs are the ultimate evolution of the Doner Kebab, one day you shall try it and thank me. Or be sick, Kebabs are unpredictable like that.
 

saoirse13

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The best story about drunken downer kebab consumption. And it made me very hungry reading it. I think il skip the alcohol and head straight to the kebab shop now for one.
 
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RhombusHatesYou said:
Evil Smurf said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Evil Smurf said:
Kababs are merely what the weak Turks call Souvlaki. Which is a Greek thing and the best food ever.
The real question is have you had a souvlaki from a lebanese take-out joint that uses toum instead of tzatziki? Toum is superior to tzatziki in the same way tzatziki is superior to generic 'garlic sauce'.
I will as soon as possible. I love garlic.
Garlic is one of two know substances that defy the law of diminishing returns. The other is ginger.
It actually gets the better, the more you add.
 

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Souplex said:
1. I'm pretty sure that's a gyro you pictured, not a kebab.
2. It's New York food. As America is New York's country, and Britain is on America's planet.
It's not New York food, it's Chicago food.

New York serves it out of sketchy little metal carts. Chicago serves it in actual structures in a slot on the menu between the italian beef (meat and more meat dunked in meat juice. You can ask for cheese, but they will judge you hard) and the pizza puff (deep fried pizza, fries, and a drink for $4? yes please). Don't try to bogart Chicago's dominance of all things involving meat on bread. All true gyro dispensaries also have this woman's seal of approval.



Chicago pizza is also far superior, but that's another topic
New York serves it out of buildings as well. We serve everything out of buildings and carts.
We serve everything out of everywhere.
And our pizza is better.
And Chicago smells funny.
 

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A drunken night is not the same till you finish on a donor kebab, though there is the lingering thought while trying to eat it of 'I must finish this before the bread dissolves in my hands.'
 

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Little Woodsman said:
I'm from Colorado, and when I saw the thread title I thought it was missing an 'n'
(Donnor trail kabobs....mmmmmmm.......)
lunam-kardas said:
I read the title as Donner Kebab and was expecting a MUCH different story.
Same here. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party] The OP is about Greek food, but I'm not sure if that outweighs it being Greek food in Britain. I think I'd rather play it safe and take the Donner Party Kebab.
 

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GideonB said:
Doner kebab is amazing after a night out
Theres a place near where I live that does lamb doner, chips and a drink for 4 quid and oh my god its amazing
Really? My kebab shop's doners cost £4 on their own! That's what I get for living in the south-east I suppose... But I don't mind that much because own of the kebab shop guys is quite fit.