Doner Kebabs!

[Daveman]

Everywhere I've gone a Doner is about £1 cheaper than a Shish, so I just get something that is definitely only one kind of animal.

I know, "lah-di-dah" and all that, but it's always worth it to upgrade. Drunk Daveman agrees.

 

[Ymbirtt]

Ah, you Englishmen and your kebabs...What, are you on a diet? Trying to get in shape for swimsuit season? I mean, you've not even deep-fried anything. Come to Glasgow and treat yourself to a pizza crunch...



If you order two at once in most chip shops you get a free place on the transplant list at the Royal Infirmary.

is that...... a deep fried pizza?

In a word; [url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza"]yes[/url]. I don't know how familiar you are with Scottish food, but basically a drunk scotsman is capable of truly legendary feats of consumption. See also the [url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar"]Deep-Fried Mars Bar[/url], the original "heart attack on a plate", and [url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis"]Haggis[/url], the result of a sheep successfully eating itself, which has had poetry [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Address_to_a_Haggis] written about it.

I will, however, say that I've never had Black Pudding quite as nice as Scottish Black Pudding, though in researching this post I've also found that they [url = "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Wiki_black_battered.jpg"]deep-fry[/url] that and all...

Scotland's a pretty weird place.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Doner Kebabs are an excellent marker on the Barometer Of Sobriety - basically, when a kebab starts to sound like a good idea that's your indicator that you've had too much and it's time to go home to bed. Without swinging past the take-away.

 

[Angie7F]

This thread has given me motivation to go to Shibuya tomorrow.

Though i miss being drunk as hell and eating doner kababs on the streets of roppongi.
Never tried them overseas yet...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You try to live in a city where there's a kebab kiosk on every friggin' corner, most of them quite shit. You can't buy a hotdog here, only kebabs.

It's pretty much fast food hell.

On every corner? I top that with several in nearly every street. Back then on my way from school to the bus station home (abou 1km) I passed 7 Kebab kiosks, some of them are still there. Try to find the few good ones there D:

And if there is no Kebab kiosk we have a Greek place that sells Gyros...

I can guarantee that nobody in that area has ever died of alcohol poisoning.

 

[CaptQuakers]

The might Kebab has saved many a drunken Brit from the our 2nd favorite hobby of fighting when drunk from fear of dropping said kebab.

On a side not a chicken burger with cheese is also pretty good but it's never the same