Don't Laugh Please, This Is Kinda Serious

[Sarge034]

Tell your brother he needs to bro up and then come up with a way to let each other know when it is NOT clear to come into your room.

Like this.
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I'm also suprised at the lack of trolls here.

 

[HapexIndustries]

I remember going through puberty in a public school. We used to brag about how many times a day we could fap it (we said "spank" though, of course, it being a long before 4chan). I suppose that's the best way to counter mockery: if some dude says "haha you were masturbating" you pull the old "HAHA I bet you wish your balls had descended. Don't worry, Sir Peachfuzz, I'm sure that you'll figure out that girls are hot eventually." Girls are another story, of course, can't really turn it back on them as easily, but it can be done... "Don't worry, I wasn't thinking of YOUR ugly ass when I was going at it. I usually use an image of you to ruin my boner if I get one in church or the middle of class." Etc.

 

[9-liner]

This is a gaming website, not yahoo answers. Please take this somewhere else.

Either way, we are talking joysticks here. Or possibly a Wii...

 

[Ashcrexl]

hold up a sec. are christian parents really concerned about a dude fapping in his own room? must be different a different type of christian than the ones i'm used to. i doubt you need to worry at all.

 

[erikthered44]

I don't see why it matters... You could just as easily go to school and tell people you walked in on him... Did this really change anything?

 

[botobeno]

Introduce your parents/brother to the wet spots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n95fGNwH5tE

Whatever people say here, if your parents are the type of people to condemn it, they'll still be angry. Try to avoid getting caught. Wait till you're old enough to move out and then you can go wild, as long as you remember to close the curtains first. Have pants nearby in case someone rings the doorbell.

 

[godfist88]

how bout' you try telling them it's a natural bodily function, and that doing it on occasion is actually good for you?

 

[Sarge034]

I remember going through puberty in a public school. We used to brag about how many times a day we could fap it (we said "spank" though, of course, it being a long before 4chan). I suppose that's the best way to counter mockery: if some dude says "haha you were masturbating" you pull the old "HAHA I bet you wish your balls had descended. Don't worry, Sir Peachfuzz, I'm sure that you'll figure out that girls are hot eventually." Girls are another story, of course, can't really turn it back on them as easily, but it can be done... "Don't worry, I wasn't thinking of YOUR ugly ass when I was going at it. I usually use an image of you to ruin my boner if I get one in church or the middle of class." Etc.

DAMN that last one was cold.... and imma dude. I'll have to rember that one for a rainy day.

 

[Crashage]

He won't tell. It would be more embarrassing for him than you

 

[Nova Helix]

Wow no 'Why so Serious' memes yet? The thread title was a total set up for it. (I find the lack of memes far more important considering if you don't jerk it your body will do it for you, ever heard of wet dreams?)

 

[Terminate421]

If he tells, he's a tattle-tale

Its normal, even then, Im sure god is quite forgiving if you wank.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

This is a gaming website, not yahoo answers. Please take this somewhere else.

This is an Off-Topic Discussion Forum. Please don't be a wanker.

 

[Tomo Stryker]

This is a gaming website, not yahoo answers. Please take this somewhere else.

This is an Off-Topic Discussion Forum. Please don't be a wanker.

You sir have made my morning, hats off to you for that well placed pun.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

Now I'm afraid he will tell people at school.

I'd be embarrassed.

Its not the you should be afraid of him telling people you masturbate.

You should be afraid of him telling people what you masturbate to.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Don't you make angry faces in the mirror while you jerk it? it can be quite fun. And say somebody breaks down the door and finds you "punishing the suspect because you know he's guilty" in addition to making angry faces in the mirror. They will most likely not ever speak of the incident for the duration of their life.

 

[p3t3r]

Now I'm afraid he will tell people at school.

I'd be embarrassed.

um every single guy ever masturbates. and well i can't really say anything about females because i'm not one and they usually don't talk about that stuff to me. so ya calm down

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Why don't you just walk into school LIKE A BOSS and if anyone makes fun just say yeah man have you seen *hot famous girl of choice here* and proceed to bro it up about hot famous girl of choice.

 

[Lord_Nemesis]

What the fuck is 'fapping'? Is thhat a yank word for a wank?

 

[Leg End]

Or! Option #3. Otherwise known as the magnificent bastard option. Start fapping in your room, wait till they come in for something, stare them right in the eye and finish like a boss all over a bible. Bonus points for ripping a few pages out of it to clean yourself off with. (Only take this option if they really annoy you using their religious beliefs.

YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS.

OT: I seriously suggest telling him not to.

If he does, fap like a boss with not a single care in the world. Your body, dammit.