Don't Laugh Please, This Is Kinda Serious
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over what....you fap?...who doesn't fap? someone says shit go..wait..you don't fap? wtf is wrong with you...have your balls not dropped yet...and your mom might bug a bit but your dad will probally just be like...wash your hands and gimmie a high fiveMazeMinion said:
You can't tell me you were never young and naive, with problems that didn't extend beyond the need to be accepted by your peers. I'm pretty sure you didn't burst out of the womb with all of the knowledge, experience, heartlessness, and cynicism you display anonymously here on this vast sea of apathy known as the Internet. So please excuse him for using his free time to seek advice from others more knowledgeable on the subject. Obviously using that same free time to belittle others for the crime of being born a few years later than himself just isn't his style.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Boo-hoo. If this is your idea of "serious", then your life must be awesome.
By the way, I want you to know that I'm pretty sure you're a troll.
Plow through the problem with pride and charisma. Or at least try to.
If your brother tells other people who then pick on you respond with "and you haven't?" If they respond with never, follow them and yell out quite loudly there is (so and so) who has never masturbated.
You could also throw classic misdirections if your parents confront you such as I want a pet monkey or I might be gay.
If your brother tells other people who then pick on you respond with "and you haven't?" If they respond with never, follow them and yell out quite loudly there is (so and so) who has never masturbated.
You could also throw classic misdirections if your parents confront you such as I want a pet monkey or I might be gay.
this. awkward moments are near impossible to dodge eventually, and honestly i thrive on moments like those, so just chill out, soak it in that you are ACTUALLY NORMAL AND FAP, and you have an awesome bro who doesn't tattle on you (hopefully)BENZOOKA said:
This is a rather... awkward thread....
Regardless its your life you make the shots here not us. If your asking us how to lie to your parents then you need to ask yourself are you the kinda person who lies to your parents over something like this?
Secondly..fapping.. really? You act like you had just murdered somebody. Faping is normal its natural and if anything should be encouraged.. I hate it when people say that stupid line "id rather see your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground". I dont think the person who said that realizes that the human male produces serious amounts of the stuff on a daily basis.. you dont get ride of it, it backs up. That or we get ALOT of pregnant whores...
Anyway im rambling..
If you cant do the time dont do the crime.. simple as that. If they ask consult your gut as to what to do, its those choices that shape who you are.
Regardless its your life you make the shots here not us. If your asking us how to lie to your parents then you need to ask yourself are you the kinda person who lies to your parents over something like this?
Secondly..fapping.. really? You act like you had just murdered somebody. Faping is normal its natural and if anything should be encouraged.. I hate it when people say that stupid line "id rather see your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground". I dont think the person who said that realizes that the human male produces serious amounts of the stuff on a daily basis.. you dont get ride of it, it backs up. That or we get ALOT of pregnant whores...
Anyway im rambling..
If you cant do the time dont do the crime.. simple as that. If they ask consult your gut as to what to do, its those choices that shape who you are.
Your worrying too much. I doubt your brother would tell on you. Not because I know him or anything, but how weird would that sound or look if he told your parents? Everybody has done it, whether they like it or not....well not everyone, but still! Your making a bigger deal with it than it is.
my granny walked in on me fapping when I was 15. She has Alzhiemer's, so everything turned out better then expected.
on topic - if your parents do confront you or anything just ask them if they fap, or if they do it to each other. if your dad says no, call him a liar and say you've seen him fapping or found his porno folder.
on topic - if your parents do confront you or anything just ask them if they fap, or if they do it to each other. if your dad says no, call him a liar and say you've seen him fapping or found his porno folder.
So? Since when do you go to the internet with question about be caught masturbating? Grow up and deal with it, whoever caught you isn't going to want to talk about it so just pretend it didn't happen and keep wanking.lbucyk said:
Well, tl;dr for yalacktheknack said:
This über-feminist mother caught her son, whom she constantly drills feminist philosophy into his head, fapping and immediately wishes that she had aborted him. Not making this up
Deal with it like a boss. If they call you out on it, tell them they're hypocrites. Remind your dad he plowed your mom and jizzed in her to make you and your bro. Then punch your brother in the nuts for being a faggoty little tattle tale.MazeMinion said:
If that happens, own your choice.MazeMinion said:
Pretend like you're not embarrassed. says "yeah, so what ?"
Everybody does it and everybody knows that everybody does it.
If you shy away, they could laugh, but if you stand your grounds, no one will attack masturbation.
