Don't Laugh Please, This Is Kinda Serious

[KissofKetchup]

I just hope your mother isn't like this
[link]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BitingBeaver[/link]

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Ask him not to tell them?

That's the completely obvious answer, and therefore, not creative enough. Duh.

 

[emeraldrafael]

If you wanna throw them through a loop, tell them you're an atheist, or a Satanist (i'm not really sure which is worse in Christianity. One the one hand, you're worshipping god's polar opposite, but ont he other, you're not even acknowledging there is a god).

And of course I jest, thats not to be taken seriously.

Real Answer: I dont know. How old's your bro, how well do you get a long, and would he use this to extort you?

 

[Feralcentaur]

Try to find something in the Bible that says something your parents do reguarly is wrong if they do find out or option two, get new parents .

 

[RevRaptor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
Sing along if you know the words - Every Sperm is Sacred

 

[LarenzoAOG]

This is a gaming website, not yahoo answers. Please take this somewhere else.

This is an Off-Topic Discussion Forum. Please don't be a wanker.

You sir have made my morning, hats off to you for that well placed pun.

I can only take half the credit, you did afterall set up the pun quite brilliantly.

Also my capctha seems to be in arabic.

 

[superbatranger]

Now I'm afraid he will tell people at school.

I'd be embarrassed.

Nowadays, almost everyone masturbates. It's not like it's a big deal or anything.

 

[thiosk]

Just start fapping in their presence if they talk to you about it.

You'll never need to worry about them speaking to you again.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Boo-hoo. If this is your idea of "serious", then your life must be awesome.

By the way, I want you to know that I'm pretty sure you're a troll.

 

[zehydra]

forget about it, don't worry about it.

 

[blankedboy]

AAAAAHAHAHAHA*

This happened to me too, except my parents are just douchebags rather than Christians. He hasn't told them though.

Anyways, I'd ignore it. Just act cool around your family and you should be good.

*not rly tho izz all gud bro 3 ltr wrd wrk wel

What the fuck is 'fapping'? Is thhat a yank word for a wank?

Wait, WHAT?
How the hell haven't you heard of fapping oO

 

[tthor]

If he tells, he's a tattle-tale

Its normal, even then, Im sure god is quite forgiving if you wank.

if not, then i'm pretty sure every man in history is going to hell

 

[Risingblade]

Lock the door next time.....then bribe your bro

 

[lacktheknack]

Or! Option #3. Otherwise known as the magnificent bastard option. Start fapping in your room, wait till they come in for something, stare them right in the eye and finish like a boss all over a bible. Bonus points for ripping a few pages out of it to clean yourself off with. (Only take this option if they really annoy you using their religious beliefs.

Do not do this. Under any circumstances. There is no worse course of action.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I've never done it myself, so I can't help you really...

But uh.... just tell them its natural and that they should fuck off?
I believe the below picture is relevant.

 

[lacktheknack]

I just hope your mother isn't like this
[link]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BitingBeaver[/link]

I'm not putting my cursor anywhere near an Excyclopedia Dramatica link.

 

[natster43]

I would just say it's normal for people to do it.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

lock thy door, if thy sibling or thy parent shalleth enter, continue and ask for thy help

 

[Lilani]

So, my bro caught me fapping. Yeah. He walked right in my room and caught me.

He was discreet and cool about it, so I didn't think it was a big deal.

Then I remembered my parents. My parents are pretty big Christians. If they found out because of my bro telling them, I'd be in deep crap.

What should I do if that happens?

Since your brother is a guy as well, I think he would understand enough to let you be. It's not like he never felt the same urges. Unless he's really so self-centered that he actually thinks his urges are above yours, and so you deserve to be disgraced for them. But, hey, you know your brother better than I do. In any case, I think you should just pick up and move on. Siblings have a way of knowing when to tell and when not to.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Or! Option #3. Otherwise known as the magnificent bastard option. Start fapping in your room, wait till they come in for something, stare them right in the eye and finish like a boss all over a bible. Bonus points for ripping a few pages out of it to clean yourself off with. (Only take this option if they really annoy you using their religious beliefs.

Do not do this. Under any circumstances. There is no worse course of action.

Yeah, it's not a great plan.

Also, the more serious suggestions of "find something in the Bible to complain about your parents" ideas are doomed to horrible failure as well.

Nobody was ever convinced that their views based on the Bible were wrong simply because they didn't follow other things the Bible said. Provoked, yes, but not convinced.

I'd recommend the sort of embarassed "You won't say anything about that thing, right?" speech...though it'd be more embarassing for him to tell your parents.