Sir John the Net Knight said:
You know, I've put up with the self-important, narcissistic bullshit of a one Benjamin "Yahtzee" Croshaw for quite some time now. And though that is hardly a stretch for me, as I have been absorbing the anger and prejudice of the world's asshole population for a good three decades, I can no longer stand to have Yahtzee's own brand of verbal diarrhea being funneled into my ear canal any longer.
I put up with a lot of shit from people like Yahtzee over the years. But when you call Aerith Gainsborough a "flaky bint", you have stepped over the proverbial line. I have no more patience for you, Croshaw. Take your crybaby rants that you poorly disguise as legitimate reviews and stick them up your pasty, white tuchus. You really wanna know what the definition of the stereotypical asshole gamer that gives us all a bad name? Every morning you look at one in the mirror when you wake up. It's people like you that ruin this hobby for the rest of us.
And before you accuse me of the following. No, I do not own a body pillow or any other perverted anime crap. Though I'm sure you'll claim otherwise in next week's article.
If you want an example of the kind of person I'm talking about, click on the comments link down below, and there'll probably be a few who fell for the bait in the last paragraph and are now arguing over the correct spelling of whatever that flaky bint's name was.
I honestly thought this post was satirical and you were just being funny (and I lol'd pretty hard), but then I read the rest of your comments and it made my stomach hurt a little.
I dunno. Maybe I did get trolled and you just took your trolling to new heights. When I troll I usually just make one post saying Canada is a frozen tundra or something.
I guess my point is maybe you should just chill the fuck out and not get so offended over other people's opinions. My favorite game is KOTOR II for Christ's sake, and I constantly get to hear how it was a shitty unfinished game.
Also, I play Halo. So, yeah. There's that too.
Anyways, I've always hated the gamer term. I've never referred to myself as a gamer and I don't think I ever will. But, Yahtzee's being a dick. If people really enjoy having "gaming pride" (like that one dude that typed up several paragraphs distinguishing between "gamer" and "casual gamer who doesn't play casual games," which is the most mind-blowing argument imaginable) then fuck it. I know that Yathzee's underlying argument is that removing the term is good for the, um, group of people who play video games in the long run... but I just don't think it matters. Comic book fans are still thought of as nerds (because they are) and that's been around for like a century. Video games are just destined to be a subculture of nerd, and the only way to get out of it is to embrace casual gaming.
Then again, Yahtzee's article ideas are probably pretty low (hence the vacation), so he just shit this out. Yeah. That's probably it.