Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold

[Sixties Spidey]

Cue game-breaking glitches and the eventual patches up the ass. Blatant cynicism aside, good on Gearbox, and I can't wait to get my hands on this game.

 

[Irridium]

A moment of silence, for we have lost one of Gaming's great jokes.

 

[CommanderKirov]

Collectors edition is in order. Just waiting to stand my Duke statue next to my Geralt statue.

 

[Tiamat666]

I guess this is the time to finally finish playing Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[v3n0mat3]

When and only when the game is in my hands, and I have played and beaten it, will I believe that Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.

 

[Frenger]

That ""%¤&"¤#&ing volcano on Island will mess with the shipping to Europe.

Any bets?

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

Nope, not sure what we should pick now. Starcraft: Ghost got axed.

 

[Kopikatsu]

So...does this mean that Yahtzee will have to revisit Duke Nukem Forever?

It's odd that the Duke Nukem Forever review was voted as the best ZP...even though Yahtzee pulled the entire thing from his bum...and then the real game comes out. Ah well.

Edit: Starcraft: Ghost got axed? B-B-But...Nova had such a nice ass...
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...STOP JUDGING ME!

 

[GaltarDude1138]

That ""%¤&"¤#&ing volcano on Iceland will mess with the shipping to Europe.

Fixed that for you.

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

Nope, not sure what we should pick now. Starcraft: Ghost got axed.

Is HL2 Episode 3 overused already?

 

[theheroofaction]

Pigs are flying through the tundras of hell.

Did not think this would happen. Hope gearbox finished it right.

 

[Mister Benoit]

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

It got cancelled and they just released the storyline in novel form. Like they did with Lord of the Clans.

We'd have to start making fun of The Last Guardian & Episode 3. Well continue making fun of Episode 3 in its case.

 

[C_sector]

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

Earthbound 64 perhaps?

 

[Arctarus'sCookie]

Hopefully all the time needed to make this game makes it so amazing everyone in the world stops and cries after pressing the start button.

 

[-|-]

Better yet, you put the disc in, and the whole past decade has been spent setting up the GREATEST. RICK ROLL. EVER!!

This happening would secure out generation in the history books xD..all that other stuff were gonna be remembered for is nothing compared to the day duke nukem forever rick rolled us all into an early grave.

I would still consider it $60 well spent.

 

[Sartan0]

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

Naw. That was declared well and truly dead by its maker. We have Episode Three to make fun of now. Not that Valve will pay us any mind.

Waiting on my Balls of Steel edition.

 

[ghall89]

This had better be the best damn game ever made!

 

[Frenger]

That ""%¤&"¤#&ing volcano on Iceland will mess with the shipping to Europe.

Fixed that for you.

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

Nope, not sure what we should pick now. Starcraft: Ghost got axed.

Is HL2 Episode 3 overused already?

No, that will do, for now

 

[lacktheknack]

Well Guys, the day is finally here...
What are we going to make fun of now. Starcraft:Ghost?

Half Life 2 Ep. 3 is still a prime target...

 

[Caffeine Rage]

Well, the rapture was supposed to happen over the weekend. I guess this is as good of timing as we could hope for.

HL2:E3 is waiting for the real thing and not the drill to go gold.

Am I too late to make a rapture joke?

 

[Omgsarge]

Always bet on Duke!

 

[Rooster893]

I'm super stoked for Duke Nukem Forever. I'm ready to have fun in FPSs again!

But wait! Half Life, Deus Ex: The Conspiracy, and Wolfenstein 2009 have already done that!

Oh well! More fun for me!