danpascooch said:
I get it's all a big joke, but even I think "reassuring slap" is going too far
Why? ANSWER ME!
How is this going too far? It's a game.
Duke's model will slap the babe's model, probably followed by some voice acting for the babe by a woman who I'm fairly sure was paid a fair wage for her work.
I'll even go as far as to say this voice actress was probably treated with respect by her coworkers, and was not slapped once during any of the recording sessions.
What will happen next is I will chuckle at this action, and go on with bringing the babe back to my base while firing missiles/bullets/shrinkrays at other human models running around.
But that doesn't go too far does it? No, murder is fine and dandy, but whatever you do, don't make a silly joke!
Go preach somewhere else, I have no need of your self righteous babble.