Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

[Jedoro]

I eat with my hands, from point to the edge of the crust, no matter how big the slice is. Don't fold it, just chow down. Once the crust is all that's left, I just eat it like a breadstick.

 

[googleit6]

I usually eat about half the piece, then the crust, then the rest.

 

[Sgt Doom]

I eat it with hands, from the tip of the slices to the crust. Those of you who eat with knife & fork are bizarre creatures in the same league of weirdness as the platypus.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I always cut it in 6 slices, which I then cut into 4 parts with knife and fork.

 

[warprincenataku]

I always eat pizza with a fork and knife.

 

[nad302]

Too often

 

[le picklez]

I inhale it through my nostril.

 

[Denamic]

When I was a kid, I saw TMNT, and I wanted to eat pizza slices with my hands, so I did.
And it kinda stuck, so now it feels wrong not eating pizza with my hands.

 

[Madara XIII]

I always eat pizza with a fork and knife.

I've called the men in white coats to come take you to the happy farm!!


Me, I eat my Pizza like freaking Dante! OM NOM NOM and kick whose ever ass ruins my Pizza time!

 

[Ogre Arnett]

I crush it up into a fine powder and ingest it thru my ears.

Not really, I just pick it up and eat it. Sometimes I slide it off the plate and eat it.

 

[Deadpool062]

I suppose it depends on the type of pizza. Generally pizza with lots of toppings ill eat with a fork and knife but pizza with few toppings i will generally pick up. It also depends if it is a stuffed crust pizza.

 

[photog212]

Well as a native of the NY/NJ area the only way to eat pizaa is to pick it up, fold it in half lengthwise and go to town, crust is eaten last as it is the main support structure. If a pizza requires a knife and fork then it is no longer pizza.

You take that back! You sir are a liar! And I shall not sit idly by while you spread your blasphemous lies! HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!

 

[Tempest Fennac]

I cut my pizza up into 4 qarters before eating the central part first, starting with whichever quarter is the biggest (I'm not very precise when cutting them). I then eat the crust last.

 

[astrav1]

Fold and scarf.

 

[Herianden78]

With ranch, lots of ranch. Pointy end to crust.

 

[The Keeper]

If I have a knife and fork handy, I use that. I love using a knife and fork and I hate getting my hands dirty.

Whether I have utensils or not, however, I always eat the crust first. Just like I always eat a cupcake from the bottom up. It just makes sense to me to eat the most boring part first. Then, with the crust gone, I fold it in half and make the rest dissapear.

 

[Jandau]

I use a knife and fork when I'm out in a restaurant and use my hands when at home or a friend's place.

 

[Super Toast]

I eat with my hands.

 

[dragonslayer32]

If it is extremely hot, I eat it with a knife and fork. Any other time I eat it with my hands, point to crust.

On the way people eat, I can't stand it when people chew with their mouths open and slurp.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I put in my mouth. I chew it. Then I swallow it. Repeat. Also I hold it with my hands. I don't think I want a pizza pie so thick that I'd have to eat it like a pie pie.