Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

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Denamic

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When I was a kid, I saw TMNT, and I wanted to eat pizza slices with my hands, so I did.
And it kinda stuck, so now it feels wrong not eating pizza with my hands.
 

Madara XIII

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warprincenataku said:
I always eat pizza with a fork and knife.
I've called the men in white coats to come take you to the happy farm!!


Me, I eat my Pizza like freaking Dante! OM NOM NOM and kick whose ever ass ruins my Pizza time!
 

Ogre Arnett

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I crush it up into a fine powder and ingest it thru my ears.

Not really, I just pick it up and eat it. Sometimes I slide it off the plate and eat it.
 

Deadpool062

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I suppose it depends on the type of pizza. Generally pizza with lots of toppings ill eat with a fork and knife but pizza with few toppings i will generally pick up. It also depends if it is a stuffed crust pizza.
 

photog212

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DeeWiz said:
Well as a native of the NY/NJ area the only way to eat pizaa is to pick it up, fold it in half lengthwise and go to town, crust is eaten last as it is the main support structure. If a pizza requires a knife and fork then it is no longer pizza.
You take that back! You sir are a liar! And I shall not sit idly by while you spread your blasphemous lies! HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!

 

Tempest Fennac

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I cut my pizza up into 4 qarters before eating the central part first, starting with whichever quarter is the biggest (I'm not very precise when cutting them). I then eat the crust last.
 

The Keeper

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If I have a knife and fork handy, I use that. I love using a knife and fork and I hate getting my hands dirty.

Whether I have utensils or not, however, I always eat the crust first. Just like I always eat a cupcake from the bottom up. It just makes sense to me to eat the most boring part first. Then, with the crust gone, I fold it in half and make the rest dissapear.
 

Jandau

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I use a knife and fork when I'm out in a restaurant and use my hands when at home or a friend's place.
 

dragonslayer32

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If it is extremely hot, I eat it with a knife and fork. Any other time I eat it with my hands, point to crust.

On the way people eat, I can't stand it when people chew with their mouths open and slurp.
 

MR.Spartacus

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I put in my mouth. I chew it. Then I swallow it. Repeat. Also I hold it with my hands. I don't think I want a pizza pie so thick that I'd have to eat it like a pie pie.
 

Trivun

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I used to eat it with a knife and fork, and I still do, but only if it isn't already sliced and I don't have a slicer handy. If I can slice it into sixths or eighths, or it already has been, then I eat it with my fingers, slice by slice.

And I hate people who chew with their mouths open or who chew really loudly, or do anything else that makes any sort of annoying or disgusting sound when they eat.
 

Spacelord

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monkey_man said:
make slices, and eat it from the pointy edge to the crust, leaving about 6 cm of pizza, (tomato and crust) then eat that
Same here.

When eating out I always use a knife and fork though. 'tis the civil thing to do after all.