Critics as a rule, can lick my hairy bum cheeks.
Note I'm not talking about reviewers like the ones on the Escapist, I'm talking about critics, in my mind there is a vital distinction between the two, a reviewer gives his opinion, presents information, and makes recommendations.
A Critic is suppose to do that as well, but you know what? Most of them don't present an opinion, they pass that opinion off as fact. Most critics are so buried in their prejudices that they can't even envision that they might be wrong, how many of us have watched a Sci-Fi or Fantasy or other "genre" film and enjoyed the hell out of it, only to later see a "main stream" critic utterly pan it, while heaping accolades on films that are about as enjoyable to watch as watching paint dry.
These critics then claim that anyone who enjoyed a movie like that must have "bad taste" and that they should enjoy some art house flick about some dude who likes to watch grasshoppers mate.
To me a review should be about the audience, will the audience enjoy the product being reviewed, not what the critic thinks about the latest camera trick.
While I'm the subject I'm so completely and utterly sick of TV and Movies about actors, directors, and other film industry people, it's pathetic public masturbation at it's worse.
Oh and Yahtzee is the only critic that I exempt for my above rant for two reasons, a) I'm afraid of him and his fanboys, and more importantly b) he's actually funny
Note I'm not talking about reviewers like the ones on the Escapist, I'm talking about critics, in my mind there is a vital distinction between the two, a reviewer gives his opinion, presents information, and makes recommendations.
A Critic is suppose to do that as well, but you know what? Most of them don't present an opinion, they pass that opinion off as fact. Most critics are so buried in their prejudices that they can't even envision that they might be wrong, how many of us have watched a Sci-Fi or Fantasy or other "genre" film and enjoyed the hell out of it, only to later see a "main stream" critic utterly pan it, while heaping accolades on films that are about as enjoyable to watch as watching paint dry.
These critics then claim that anyone who enjoyed a movie like that must have "bad taste" and that they should enjoy some art house flick about some dude who likes to watch grasshoppers mate.
To me a review should be about the audience, will the audience enjoy the product being reviewed, not what the critic thinks about the latest camera trick.
While I'm the subject I'm so completely and utterly sick of TV and Movies about actors, directors, and other film industry people, it's pathetic public masturbation at it's worse.
Oh and Yahtzee is the only critic that I exempt for my above rant for two reasons, a) I'm afraid of him and his fanboys, and more importantly b) he's actually funny