This thread makes me ashamed to be not British. I feel I have insulted the great British food gods every morning I have woken up with a hangover and didn't immediately demand someone shove some hashbrowns and rashers down my throat.
English Breakfast!
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Baked beans, disgusting. The rest of the breakfast however looks good, maybe add in another small sausage and trade the bread for an extra hash brown with some good coffee and you got a decent meal. As for a hangover cure, I wouldn't know us real polish men don't get hangovers 
Now you see, you forgot the most important element of the 1st meal of the day:Daystar Clarion said:
English breakfast is the best. But honestly they couldnt make a decent sausage if their lives depended on it. I always substitute those with additional bacon
Right now I am very drunk. I am also aware that I have the ingredients in the flat to produce a double sausage, double egg sandwich, with tomato, black pudding and Heinz baked beans and several rashers of bacon. Despite the hangover, I cannot bloody wait until morning
I have no idea how you guys manage to find the will to call other nations fat after presenting that wall of food as something you'd eat first thing in the morning.
It's not like we eat it every day.ReinWeisserRitter said:
Well, some people do, but for most people, it's typically a weekend only deal.
Your point being? Any discussion value at all here? You didn't even say why you made this thread or anything, you just said "here is a meal, behold it's glory".Daystar Clarion said:
Sooo, cool story bro?
To take a stab at being on topic. Being English I think I can say there is only one redeeming factor of this heart attack on a plate ... the bacon. Sure sausage, toast and egg are ok but bacon is the king and the other stuff on that plate is just bin fodder.
Well considering we're on page three, there must be some discussion valueomega 616 said:
People don't need to spell it out every time they start a thread.
So true, don't forget the hash browns!Fiendish Panda said:I prefer a Scottish fry-up to be honest. Black pudding, square sausage and potato scones are a must!
But if we are talking about hangover cures then nothing beats a nice glass of Orange Juice or a can o' Irn Bru!!
No, but a hint is nice. You basically tarted up "this is what some English people eat for breakfast when they are usually hungover or have a craving for grease".Daystar Clarion said:Well considering we're on page three, there must be some discussion valueomega 616 said:
People don't need to spell it out every time they start a thread.
It's show and tell with the tell being "it's a greasy breakfast usually consumed by the English"
I've done several threads relating to British food before, I don't know if you caught them or not, but it's kind of a running in joke.omega 616 said:No, but a hint is nice. You basically tarted up "this is what some English people eat for breakfast when they are usually hungover or have a craving for grease".Daystar Clarion said:Well considering we're on page three, there must be some discussion valueomega 616 said:
People don't need to spell it out every time they start a thread.
It's show and tell with the tell being "it's a greasy breakfast usually consumed by the English"
a tomato, spinach, and mushroom omelet with a side of bacon. my favorite breakfast.
plain french toast is a close second.
plain french toast is a close second.
Now I think I have to make a huge breakfast tomorrow morning. (Though my perfect breakfast is eggs, steak and hash browns, not quite as vast as that image. I don't know if it's because I'm American, but beans for breakfast sounds like an odd idea, though I am certainly not opposed to it.)
I prefer bacon, scrambled eggs, toast and hashbrowns. So I guess that's like an American breakfast.
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Actually, no, an American breakfast is cold pizza and watery beer.
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Actually, no, an American breakfast is cold pizza and watery beer.
It is good, I've had it a couple of times in my life, but in Norway it's really not common at all! At least not baked beans, mushrooms, fried fish, sausages and the tomatoes.. So, basically just egg, bacon and bread then..
Egg is rather normal, but hard or soft boiled without bacon, or fried with bacon.
My preference is simply bread with something on it.. Not anything fancy that takes too long to make and eat... For lunch however I'd be more receptive to a meal like the one you showed.
Egg is rather normal, but hard or soft boiled without bacon, or fried with bacon.
My preference is simply bread with something on it.. Not anything fancy that takes too long to make and eat... For lunch however I'd be more receptive to a meal like the one you showed.
Nothing against you personally, but I think it's gross that you guys can't touch a vegetable without frying it. I would say to think of your heart, but if you're english then you're probably cheerfully pickling your liver as it is. I mean, your breakfast IS a hangover cure for a reason...Daystar Clarion said: