Engrish!

[Rex1691]

This one made me say "WTF?!"

English: I would very much like a taco. Please get me one, or I shall burn you with the power of all my fury!
Japanese: ????ñí??^?R?????B???ð???µ??­?¾?³?¢A????©?ª??{?è??·???????à??ð?R??I
Engrish: I very like an octopus. I get a please, I shall have the power to burn all of my anger!

 

[Bootkiller]

A couple more I found:

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If nobody knows the reference, its ok. It's a bit old...

English: Look, there's pie in the sky!

Engrish: And place the pie in the sky!

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This one is a line from some comedian I heard about at school:

English: How does one suck a f**k?

Engrish: Smoke or have sex?

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....alrighty then.

 

[Ace Jackson]

English - Did you see Lost this week? I missed it, and I was wondering if you could tell me what went down.

Engrish -Please refer to the loss, or a week now? I have missed, I think if you tell me what you MORAERE.

Not sure what happened at the end there. What does MORAERE mean? Is this and actual word? Oh well.....

 

[Twilight_guy]

Original: That spy is sapping the engineer's sentry, get him!
Engrish: Spy is sapping sentry of his engineers to get!

Original: Oh no, it's a Tank! Throw a Molotov and then everybody run away!
Engrish: Oh no, it's a tank! And, throwing Molotov everyone is running away!
Actually, I've heard worse on L4D.

 

[Labyrinth]

Original: I am sorry but those tomatoes have been partially eaten by a rabid squirrel.

Translated: Some of these tomatoes, I'm sorry I have been bitten by a squirrel extremist.

Damn those terrorist squirrels!

 

[Lord Krunk]

Original: Once upon a time, the banjo ate my baby.

Engrish: Past, banjo, and I ate the baby.

That's pretty cool!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Original: The sympathetic havoc points out a welfare. (I looked that up on a random sentence generator)
Japanese: 福祉には交感神経大混乱をポイントします。
Engrish: Point to the welfare of the sympathetic chaos.

Cool...

 

[Rex1691]

Here are a few I've decided to take from some humorous Bleach icons I found.

Original: I will kill you until you DIE from it!
Japanese: ?±?ê?????????? ??½?ð?E?·??¾I
Engrish: Until I die this will kill you!

Original: Sorry, I don't speak idiot.
Japanese: \?µ??è??¹??A?????©???¹??¹?ñB
Engrish: Sorry, I'm stupid I do not speak.

Original: Death comes to those whom laugh at my PINK sword.
Japanese: ????N?????s???N?????????¢?éB
Engrish: Death is to laugh at my pink sword?



And here's one from Yugioh Abridged.
English: It's the. Bakura show. He is. Evil. He's so evil. He once killed, a puppy. It was cute.
Japanese:?»?ê???B Bakura B???³?ê??¢??·B?«?¢B???«?¾B???©???A?q?¢?ª???S?µ?½B?»?ê?L??[?g??µ?½B
Engrish: That's. Bakura. He is. Bad. He is evil. He once killed a puppy. It was cute.

 

[Bootkiller]

English: Bring me a taco.

Engrish: I am, please have a taco.

Hmm... the translator can be pretty polite. ^^

EDIT: A second part from the video (D. Gray Man Abridged)

English: Oh taco, no one understands me like you do.

Engrish: OTAKOSU, I understand you to everyone.

 

[Rex1691]

I decided to try one in a bit of a different way. translating into Chinese, instead of Japanese.

English: Death comes to those whom laugh at my PINK sword.
Chinese: ËÀÍöµÄÈË??³°?Î???ì?µ?£¡£
Chinglish: People to laugh at the death of my pink sword.

I wanted to at least try that once.

 

[KibbleCubes]

Apparently, the Korean term for "rectum" is "house of shit", so that writes itself. "I'm having hemorrhoids in my house of shit", for instance.

 

[frank220]

"The monkey humped a goat."
into
"サルは、ヤギのこぶ。"
back into
"Monkey, goat hump."

 

[ThreeWords]

English= How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Engrish= Woodchuck wood possible?

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English= Choose rotting away at the end of it all, wasting the last of your days as nothing more than an embarrassment to the spoiled brats you spawned to replace yourself

Engrish= Corruption at the end of all the above, to select the waste, the last day of a spoiled brat just spoiled the shame brought on his own instead of

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English= The vicinity of obscenity in your eyes

Engrish= Obscenity in the eyes of your close

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English=
"Do you know what I really hate? I hate it when giant snakes come out of nowhere and kill you!"

"You know what? I hate that too!"

Engrish=
"I know what I really hate? Hate to kill a giant snake suddenly appeared to me!"

"What do you hate on me!"

 

[world_of_dragons]

English: I'm going to pull your tongue out and lick my ass with it
Japanese: 私は私のお尻をなめると舌を引っ張るつもりだ
Engrish: I'm going to pull the tongue and the bottom of my.....

 

[NeoDeath90]

English: Hello madame! May I interest you in my great tasting hard salami?

Engrish: Hello Madam! Do you mind if I am interested in great-tasting hard salami?

Wow, that doesn;t make me question my sexual orientation.

 

[Scorpioenigma]

English: Burn the witch!
Engrish: Witch burning!

 

[SnowCold]

Normal: I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullets

Hebrew Engrish: I have yet to meet someone who can go out smart pills

 

[Sparrow]

English: Good day. I'm Sparrow Tag, and I have recently Gone Gonzo.

Japanese: Hello. I tag sparrow, and I was touched on recently.

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English: Here at Escapist, we're all quite civil-like.

Japanese: The escapism here, like all citizens fairly.

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English: So, he was all like "I only date older girls" so I was totally like, "Don't get up in my grill assface".

Japanese: To do so, all he is "just like me" because, like me, old girl, "I assface Grill" Please do not get the.

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English: England is quite possibly the best country ever, and always will be.

Japanese: England is a country that is quite possible, always will be.

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

English:
I ain't happy, I'm feelin' glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long the future is comin' on,
It's comin' on, It's comin' on, It's comin' on, It's comin' on

Engrish:
I was not happy, I'm feelin 'glad
Sun in my bag
I have come a long future, not in vain
It comes, it comes, it comes in, it will come on

Free e-cookie to anyone who can name the song.

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

English:
I ain't happy, I'm feelin' glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long the future is comin' on,
It's comin' on, It's comin' on, It's comin' on, It's comin' on

Engrish:
I was not happy, I'm feelin 'glad
Sun in my bag
I have come a long future, not in vain
It comes, it comes, it comes in, it will come on

Free e-cookie to anyone who can name the song.

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Great Job!

and just to be productive...

English:
Bite my shiny metal ass!

Engrish:
Bite the metallic luster of my butt!