Thanks for putting your bias up front Bob.
While I didn't expect the movie to be terribly original, or even any good, some of your complaints about originality and whatnot seemed to be fueled more by ire than reality.
So yeah, the movie annoyed you because it was too self aware and a lot of it had already been done before. That's the kind of crap critics say to look smart and deride a movie that will probably make money. I love it when you include that kind of stuff as an FYI, but when you use it as a reason to bash a movie then your review does very little to tell people about what that movie going experience will be like. (How many truly original stories do you actually get to see in a year?)
Were the funny parts funny and the scary parts scary? Did they actually get a message across even if it was just commentary on rebooting franchises? Would fans of that kind of movie still enjoy it?
I won't see it, I haven't seen any of the others, but this ...