Escape to the Movies: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

[Lust]

*sighs*..............oh boy

......better go tell my niece to seriously reconsider her taste in film

Speaking of which.............how's this achieving this much notoriety, and not the film Thirst?................way better movie, in my opinion.

 

[Fordo]

Great review Bob. All your stuff is thought-provoking. Love it.

 

[VanityGirl]

Hahahah the frisbee thing cracked me up. Nice Bob!

I hope you still tell us about The Last Airbender though!

 

[Skeleon]

You'z jus hatin' coz you dun wanna smack women in da gob, ya pansy grot.
I'll clobber 'em good.

 

[Blayze2k]

Normally I disagree with Moviebob on some level, but he nailed it this time.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd have much rather watched him do a Last Airbender review and be brutally honest(cause lets be honest m nights movie probably isn't gonna fair well) than review this steaming pile of scary shit that I wouldn't watch even if a girl promised to pay for my ticket

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

Why did you even have to review this??? Like honestly, is it even worth your time?

He did it, FOR OUR AMUSEMENT!

Movie Bob, he sacrificed his time and sanity to make us laugh.

 

[Jaebird]

I nearly fell out of my seat laughing at the Frisbee. Well done, Ms. Meyer, for emasculating the entire horror monster genre. You know what? Screw this; I'm going to go out and buy The Wolfman, because that's the only decent monster movie I've seen in a while. And, the only monster movie that portrays the monster correctly.

I dunno...Daybreakers was pretty good...(although i'm firmly behind werewolves since they've yet to be (completely) pussified in all media...so yeah, Wolfman rules)

Now, I wanted to check out Daybreakers, but I just hate vampires in general.

 

[GnomeThief]

Nice review. The bit with the frisbee was pure genius.

I wasn't even aware this movie was already out, somehow I expected it to take a little longer. Seems like they're determined to get these movies over with as soon as possible so they can bury them and move on.

 

[mastermarty]

soooo... could anyone saw me what this whole twillight thing is, and why people hate it so much?
(and I don't mean this movie, just the books or whatever it is.)

 

[Caligulove]

Solid, Solid, Solid as always.

 

[Blackjack 222]

Amen Bob.
Amen

 

[tehbeard]

was mind fucked when you dropped the bombshell that 30 days of night director David Slade was the man behind the film version of this monstrosity of literature. The vampires in 30DoN were as about vampiry as you could fucking get with out bringing Dracula in!

Loved the frisbee bit, thank you for cheering me up today MovieBob.

 

[OceanRunner]

Another brilliant rip on twilight.
+ 1:27 - I HAVE FURY!!!!!! and 2:36 - Vegeta Rage XD!!!

 

[Sovvolf]

While I don't like Twilight. I've read the books and watched the movies and I still hate the dull, boring piece of shit. I do find it's popularity intriguing and I'm also entertained by the backlash of the series, the pure universal hatred of it all over the internet. I also find it extremely creepy, especially when Bella is pretty much Stephanie Meyers author avatar and what I'm reading is essential Stephanie's wet dream written on paper and sold as a book.

Hell if I did that I'd be arrested or people would be heavily creeped out with me... Maybe at the most write your wet dream in a very private diary or do what most of us do... Keep it to our fucking selves.

 

[WaderiAAA]

Seriously, two more times? Are they doing what Harry Potter is doing with the final book?

 

[loip9114]

Do have to agree, when you put down the whole story at the start I was like. Mmh that does sound like a rather nice way to make one epic battle movie and the romance part can't be that hard to get in there either. But yeah the twilight name hit me and I was like, no fucking way that's gonna be even remotely good. Guess I was correct.

Also love your sigh at the start when you get pissed. it means a fun rant is coming up!

 

[Orinon]

Yeah that scene was shit, But man dude you sound like you wanna beat the s**** out of twilight