Escapism update: We have Gerald

[meatloaf231]

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

Do not fire unless fired upon! Do you read me!?

Since when am I part of The Organization? You never gave me any of your ice cream.

Plus, he already fired upon me. See that smouldering half-kilometer mess back there? That's my ship.

You have holly, you are a member. And yes, if he fired on you, you are weapons free.

Not just holly, holly-vision.

Weapons free confirmed. Opening fire.

OOC: where is Doki anyways? He hasn't posted for at least a page now. I can't just go shooting someone who won't even bother to dodge.

 

[rottenbutter]

The front of the Eternal Valliance splits open, revealing a cannon that matches the Valliance in peremiter. Sarge stands up, as the cords that were connected to his armor begin to sap away from Toughie's very life being, Sarge was actually fueling the cannon with his own life

The cannon began to glow, and Toughie spoke out

"now... prepare to fire... HAVOC"

So no snacks for you then? Fine. Who wants his share?

I'll take them.

 

[wewontdie11]

I did offer some to you. I assumed you had taken me up on the offer.

Sweet! *om nom nom*

Anything I'm required to do before I head off to the land of nod soon?

I wanna see how this turns out as well, but sooooo tired!

 

[xitel]

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

Do not fire unless fired upon! Do you read me!?

Since when am I part of The Organization? You never gave me any of your ice cream.

Plus, he already fired upon me. See that smouldering half-kilometer mess back there? That's my ship.

You have holly, you are a member. And yes, if he fired on you, you are weapons free.

Not just holly, holly-vision.

Weapons free confirmed. Opening fire.

OOC: where is Doki anyways? He hasn't posted for at least a page now. I can't just go shooting someone who won't even bother to dodge.

He is dead in space? Fire upon the aggressor with RIGHTEOUS FURY!

I did offer some to you. I assumed you had taken me up on the offer.

Sweet! *om nom nom*

Anything I'm required to do before I head off to the land of nod soon?

I wanna see how this turns out as well, but sooooo tired!

Nah, go ahead and sleep. I doubt we'll need you anytime soon. People have realized not to attack my invulnerable hordes.

 

[Galletea]

Power to the reverse thrusters now!
*the ship begins to back away*
Come on come on...
charging 100% complete
Drop the front shield, Fire the Hyper Cannon!

*There is an eerie stillness as the shield goes down, and then a blinding flash as the enormous roaring purplish white beam rockets towards the Valliance*

 

[meatloaf231]

He is dead in space? Fire upon the aggressor with RIGHTEOUS FURY!

*Checks instrument panel*

"Sorry, the Foepummeler isn't equipped with a Righteous Fury beam. I've got a nice big Gatling artillery cannon, though. I think I'll use that instead."

*Lots of explosions*

 

[SargentToughie]

"Fire..."

A gargantuan Dark Green beam roared from the eternal valliance, the space itself around the beam screamed as it speeds towards it's unfortunate power

Havoc was powered by 25 Anti-matter cannons, all magnaified by a homing glass that would insenerate an ant in the winter sun. It was the ultimate weapon

Toughie's armor was indeed, the only thing in the entire universe, that could sustain a beam of it for more than a milisecond

the beam teared through space, eating the Artemis' beam and engulfing the entire area in an explosion that could destroy a large star system

 

[gigastrike]

So, is anyone going to catalog the events that unfolded today?

 

[rottenbutter]

*Galletea suddenly appeared before rottenbutter and xitel*

I see the teleportation device Sir Groovy Pants installed in your holly works.

 

[meatloaf231]

Okay, is it just me, or does the duel between Galletea and SargentToughie sound like an episode of Dragonball Z, but with gargantuan ships?

 

[xitel]

Okay, is it just me, or does the duel between Galletea and SargentToughie sound like an episode of Dragonball Z, but with gargantuan ships?

No, that's essentially what it is.

 

[meatloaf231]

Okay, is it just me, or does the duel between Galletea and SargentToughie sound like an episode of Dragonball Z, but with gargantuan ships?

No, that's essentially what it is.

That's actually kind of awesome.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Okay, is it just me, or does the duel between Galletea and SargentToughie sound like an episode of Dragonball Z, but with gargantuan ships?

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[gigastrike]

What I want to know is: what the hell happened throughout this thread? Some people were using their EVE ships, some seemed to make it up on the spot, and there were a few things (mostly revolving around Ultraknight) that seem to have some sort of back story that I wasn't aware of.

 

[meatloaf231]

What I want to know is: what the hell happened throughout this thread? Some people were using their EVE ships, some seemed to make it up on the spot, and there were a few things (mostly revolving around Ultraknight) that seem to have some sort of back story that I wasn't aware of.

Hey now, I cited the sources for all of my preposterous ships and armaments.

 

[xitel]

The Raven trembles like a galactic earthquake just hit them.

'Private, report!'

'Sir, it seems that a explosion of anti-matter just took place not too far from us!'

'What? Could it be? Shit! Artemis just exploded!'

Have fun, fellow councilman! Don't expect snacks when you get back, though.

 

[rottenbutter]

What I want to know is: what the hell happened throughout this thread? Some people were using their EVE ships, some seemed to make it up on the spot, and there were a few things (mostly revolving around Ultraknight) that seem to have some sort of back story that I wasn't aware of.

All I can say is, welcome to an Escapist RP.

 

[Galletea]

*The Artemis is no more than a crumbling shell*

God damn it! My ship!

*Galletea suddenly appeared before rottenbutter and xitel*

I see the teleportation device Sir Groovy Pants installed in your holly works.

Thank you!

So he meant to destroy us both after all...Bugger, I liked that ship.

 

[xitel]

What I want to know is: what the hell happened throughout this thread? Some people were using their EVE ships, some seemed to make it up on the spot, and there were a few things (mostly revolving around Ultraknight) that seem to have some sort of back story that I wasn't aware of.

Who was making stuff up? My stuff was from Breakdown.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Wait...

. . .


Is it all over?