Escapism update: We have Gerald

[Galletea]

Oy vey!

This thread's official a mess.
So who has the real Gerald and who has the plushie by now? Also did Ultajoe got possessed by Eviljoe or what?

So Indigo claims to have Gerald, Doki doesn't seem to care, he has a crab and he's threatened to harm it. Ultrajoe has been possessed by Eviljoe, and everyone has gone to bed it seems. So no rescue efforts for a while.

 

[Neosage]

Oy vey!

This thread's official a mess.
So who has the real Gerald and who has the plushie by now? Also did Ultajoe got possessed by Eviljoe or what?

So Indigo claims to have Gerald, Doki doesn't seem to care, he has a crab and he's threatened to harm it. Ultrajoe has been possessed by Eviljoe, and everyone has gone to bed it seems. So no rescue efforts for a while.

Sorry I was just preparing a spell. But I can torch you now if you want?

 

[Galletea]

You'll have to pass trough me first! And you're out of luck.

Behold heathen! My anti-flame shield!

Well, I'm glad someone's here to protect me. I lent my robots to Graustein, and my death laser needs recharging.

 

[Neosage]

Oy vey!

This thread's official a mess.
So who has the real Gerald and who has the plushie by now? Also did Ultajoe got possessed by Eviljoe or what?

So Indigo claims to have Gerald, Doki doesn't seem to care, he has a crab and he's threatened to harm it. Ultrajoe has been possessed by Eviljoe, and everyone has gone to bed it seems. So no rescue efforts for a while.

Sorry I was just preparing a spell. But I can torch you now if you want?

You'll have to pass trough me first! And you're out of luck.

Behold heathen! My anti-flame shield!

Spoiler

Nothing like a bit of good ol' physical exercise

Spoiler

 

[Neosage]

May the emperor protect me! Oh wait...he is dead

oh and as for your space marine

Spoiler

 

[LoopyDood]

I know this probably isn't relevant but my name's Gerald.

 

[rottenbutter]

As much as I would love to have Gerald out of the picture (making it easier for the ducks to take over), it appears as though a few of the council members plan on rescuing the crab, so am inclined to aid them (and letting Gerald die hurts the chances of my cameo in Fe's comic).

*whistles*

Spoiler: *A ninja devil duckie appears out of no where*

Come Quackers, we've got a job to do.

Quackers: Quack!

 

[Neosage]

As much as I would love to have Gerald out of the picture (making it easier for the ducks to take over), it appears as though a few of the council members plan on rescuing the crab, so am inclined to aid them (and letting Gerald die hurts the chances of my cameo in Fe's comic).

*whistles*

Spoiler: *A ninja devil duckie appears out of no where*

Come Quackers, we've got a job to do.

Quackers: Quack!

Do I have to kill you now aswell?

 

[rottenbutter]

As much as I would love to have Gerald out of the picture (making it easier for the ducks to take over), it appears as though a few of the council members plan on rescuing the crab, so am inclined to aid them (and letting Gerald die hurts the chances of my cameo in Fe's comic).

*whistles*

Spoiler: *A ninja devil duckie appears out of no where*

Come Quackers, we've got a job to do.

Quackers: Quack!

Do I have to kill you now aswell?

No, but your welcome to try.

*smiles*

 

[Neosage]

As much as I would love to have Gerald out of the picture (making it easier for the ducks to take over), it appears as though a few of the council members plan on rescuing the crab, so am inclined to aid them (and letting Gerald die hurts the chances of my cameo in Fe's comic).

*whistles*

Spoiler: *A ninja devil duckie appears out of no where*

Come Quackers, we've got a job to do.

Quackers: Quack!

Do I have to kill you now aswell?

No, but your welcome to try.

*smiles*

I do not try as the word try implies a certain probability of failure. I kill.

 

[Neosage]

If You Do Seek Bidding, Don't Let Any Of The Crabs Be Rescued By Iron Ninja, The Escapists, The TERP'ers Or... *Shudder* Ultrajoe...

Evil Out.

Carl you must help us!

 

[Galletea]

I do not try as the word try implies a certain probability of failure. I kill.

Neosage, I implore you to take the Logician's offer. You are outnumbered. I intend to have that crab rescued, you can try all you like to stop us, but we shall prevail.

 

[rottenbutter]

No carl! He has betrayed the holly. Do not give in!

 

[Neosage]

Noooo Don't listen to him!
Edit: He didn't even give your name a capital!

 

[rottenbutter]

Noooo Don't listen to him!
Edit: He didn't even give your name a capital!

His name is too good for a capital.

Also, free UltraPunch, if you join up with us.

 

[Galletea]

And how, my dear, do you intend to do that?

I need not do anything really. After all you know very little about me, and I have already witnessed your power.
In fact I am certain that the combined force of Rottenbutter and RichardGP is more than enough to deal with you.
I have my own plans and motives, a dead or harmed crab would be useless to me.

 

[Neosage]

And how, my dear, do you intend to do that?

I need not do anything really. After all you know very little about me, and I have already witnessed your power.
In fact I am certain that the combined force of Rottenbutter and RichardGP is more than enough to deal with you.
I have my own plans and motives, a dead or harmed crab would be useless to me.

Witnessed my power? This is not a time for jokes!

 

[Galletea]

Witnessed my power? This is not a time for jokes!

Indeed, your charade of actual power should have been finished a while ago, but it amuses me...

You could join me, I have more interesting plans than cameos in projects. (Not that I'd turn one down.)
You could be great, but you'd need to control your anger first. Napoleon complex perhaps?

 

[Neosage]

Witnessed my power? This is not a time for jokes!

Indeed, your charade of actual power should have been finished a while ago, but it amuses me...

You could join me, I have more interesting plans than cameos in projects. (Not that I'd turn one down.)
You could be great, but you'd need to control your anger first. Napoleon complex perhaps?

Perhaps you could teach me?

 

[rottenbutter]

Noooo Don't listen to him!
Edit: He didn't even give your name a capital!

His name is too good for a capital.

Also, free UltraPunch, if you join up with us.

A very tempting offer. But I still ask - What the blazes?

Long story short, Gerald has been kidnapped, some people are aiding the kidnappers, and some are trying to rescue Gerald.