Escapism update: We have Gerald

[Neosage]

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.



*My weakest spell.

Incase you missed it.

 

[Galletea]

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...

Damn it Doki...
I could offer all that, since their are no profits there...what else...what else could I tempt him with...

 

[Neosage]

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...

The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh

 

[Logan Keller]

He is being paid plenty. I am not only feeding and clothing him, he also gets shelter, and a cut of the profits

But is he getting the hyper-weapons he craves for in his mind?

 

[Galletea]

The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh

How would you cast it if your hands are trembling so? You'd surely be more likely to harm yourself than them...

 

[Neosage]

The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh

How would you cast it if your hands are trembling so? You'd surely be more likely to harm yourself than them...

My dear I assure you, If my hands were trembling it would be out of raw power than anything you imply.

Also my magic defences are unmatched.

 

[Graustein]

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...

The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh

You cannot ignite a toaster.
Getim!

 

[Neosage]

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...

The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh

You cannot ignite a toaster.
Getim!

Huh?! I thought you were on our side!

 

[Galletea]

But is he getting the hyper-weapons he craves for in his mind?

That's it! Fantastic. I knew this thing would come in handy one day. Now to get his attention...

 

[Graustein]

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...

The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh

You cannot ignite a toaster.
Getim!

Huh?! I thought you were on our side!

Until such a time as I can ascertain who is for and who is against saving Gerald, me and my men are rebels without a cause.
Blame my sleep-deprived state if you will.

 

[Logan Keller]

But is he getting the hyper-weapons he craves for in his mind?

That's it! Fantastic. I knew this thing would come in handy one day. Now to get his attention...

Start firing it randomly up in the air. Try to hit something big.

 

[Neosage]

Well all I know is that I am doing Eviljoe's instructions and that is against The Iron Ninja's crab.

 

[Graustein]

Well all I know is that I am doing Eviljoe's instructions and that is against The Iron Ninja's crab.

In that case, I am sorry to report that you and I are enemies.
Toast him!

 

[Galletea]

Start firing it randomly up in the air. Try to hit something big.

Ok, calibrate for somewhere visible from the southern hemisphere...
Set to purple ray, for effect, oh take into account the whereabouts of the death fleet.
And go...
* the purple beam shoots up into the air, creating an unholy roar*
Well at least I know it still works.

 

[jim_doki]

you all misunderstand me greatly

I dont want anything bad to happen to this crab

i just dont think i can avoid it, unless our demands are met

 

[Neosage]

you all misunderstand me greatly

I dont want anything bad to happen to this crab

i just dont think i can avoid it, unless our demands are met

Oh those demands. WELL I DEMAND TO BE ON THAT LIST!

 

[000Ronald]

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.



*My weakest spell.

Incase you missed it.

What? Is that it? I was once in complete control of the place where all things meet!

Besides, if you're confined to just spells, you're in for a rude awakening; I have Logic Techniques and Powers of Imagination!

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!

 

[Galletea]

We don't deal with terrorists. The crab must be saved.
I'm even prepared to part with my favourite hyper weapon to ensure his safety.

 

[Neosage]

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.



*My weakest spell.

Incase you missed it.

What? Is that it? I was once in complete control of the place where all things meet!

Besides, if you're confined to just spells, you're in for a rude awakening; I have Logic Techniques and Powers of Imagination!

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!

I could age you 1000 years in an instant, give me a reason why I shouldn't?

 

[Logan Keller]

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!

I will stand among you this time.