Escapism update: We have Gerald

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Neosage

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Neosage said:
The_Logician19 said:
Neosage said:
I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.
Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.



*My weakest spell.
Incase you missed it.
 

Galletea

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Neosage said:
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.
Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...

Damn it Doki...
I could offer all that, since their are no profits there...what else...what else could I tempt him with...
 

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galletea said:
Neosage said:
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.
Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...
The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh
 

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jim_doki said:
He is being paid plenty. I am not only feeding and clothing him, he also gets shelter, and a cut of the profits
But is he getting the hyper-weapons he craves for in his mind?
 

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Neosage said:
The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh
How would you cast it if your hands are trembling so? You'd surely be more likely to harm yourself than them...
 

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galletea said:
Neosage said:
The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh
How would you cast it if your hands are trembling so? You'd surely be more likely to harm yourself than them...
My dear I assure you, If my hands were trembling it would be out of raw power than anything you imply.

Also my magic defences are unmatched.
 

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Neosage said:
galletea said:
Neosage said:
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.
Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...
The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh
You cannot ignite a toaster.
Getim!
 

Neosage

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Graustein said:
Neosage said:
galletea said:
Neosage said:
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.
Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...
The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh
You cannot ignite a toaster.
Getim!
Huh?! I thought you were on our side!
 

Galletea

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Logan Keller said:
But is he getting the hyper-weapons he craves for in his mind?
That's it! Fantastic. I knew this thing would come in handy one day. Now to get his attention...
 

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Neosage said:
Graustein said:
Neosage said:
galletea said:
Neosage said:
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.
Perhaps I should get my men to dump a ton of snow on you, I'd like to see you cast your fire spell while you're freezing...
The snow would melt before I would get to fira. Anyway as a sage my skills in black magic are balanced...except for my lightning attacks...heh
You cannot ignite a toaster.
Getim!
Huh?! I thought you were on our side!
Until such a time as I can ascertain who is for and who is against saving Gerald, me and my men are rebels without a cause.
Blame my sleep-deprived state if you will.
 

Logan Keller

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galletea said:
Logan Keller said:
But is he getting the hyper-weapons he craves for in his mind?
That's it! Fantastic. I knew this thing would come in handy one day. Now to get his attention...
Start firing it randomly up in the air. Try to hit something big.
 

Neosage

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Well all I know is that I am doing Eviljoe's instructions and that is against The Iron Ninja's crab.
 

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Neosage said:
Well all I know is that I am doing Eviljoe's instructions and that is against The Iron Ninja's crab.
In that case, I am sorry to report that you and I are enemies.
Toast him!
 

Galletea

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Logan Keller said:
Start firing it randomly up in the air. Try to hit something big.
Ok, calibrate for somewhere visible from the southern hemisphere...
Set to purple ray, for effect, oh take into account the whereabouts of the death fleet.
And go...
* the purple beam shoots up into the air, creating an unholy roar*
Well at least I know it still works.
 

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you all misunderstand me greatly

I dont want anything bad to happen to this crab

i just dont think i can avoid it, unless our demands are met
 

Neosage

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jim_doki said:
you all misunderstand me greatly

I dont want anything bad to happen to this crab

i just dont think i can avoid it, unless our demands are met
Oh those demands. WELL I DEMAND TO BE ON THAT LIST!
 

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Neosage said:
Neosage said:
The_Logician19 said:
Neosage said:
I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.
Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.



*My weakest spell.
Incase you missed it.
What? Is that it? I was once in complete control of the place where all things meet!

Besides, if you're confined to just spells, you're in for a rude awakening; I have Logic Techniques and Powers of Imagination!

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!
 

Galletea

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We don't deal with terrorists. The crab must be saved.
I'm even prepared to part with my favourite hyper weapon to ensure his safety.
 

Neosage

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The_Logician19 said:
Neosage said:
Neosage said:
The_Logician19 said:
Neosage said:
I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.
Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?
I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.



*My weakest spell.
Incase you missed it.
What? Is that it? I was once in complete control of the place where all things meet!

Besides, if you're confined to just spells, you're in for a rude awakening; I have Logic Techniques and Powers of Imagination!

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!
I could age you 1000 years in an instant, give me a reason why I shouldn't?
 

Logan Keller

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The_Logician19 said:
Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!
I will stand among you this time.