Escapism update: We have Gerald

[xitel]

Right. Rescue it so we can make crabcakes! I'm from Baltimore, I've got plenty of great crabcake recipes!

We are not making crabcakes.

Okay, fine, crab fried rice.

 

[Galletea]

Right. Rescue it so we can make crabcakes! I'm from Baltimore, I've got plenty of great crabcake recipes!

We are not making crabcakes.

Okay, fine, crab fried rice.

The crab is not for eating dammit.

 

[xitel]

Right. Rescue it so we can make crabcakes! I'm from Baltimore, I've got plenty of great crabcake recipes!

We are not making crabcakes.

Okay, fine, crab fried rice.

The crab is not for eating dammit.

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

 

[Sennz0r]

I want crab salad....

 

[rottenbutter]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

That is exactly why we're helping him, if you catch my drift.

 

[Galletea]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

Why do I need a reason? FeNinja probably still hates me from my last plot to kidnap Gerald anyway. I just like the lil' guy.

 

[xitel]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

Why do I need a reason? FeNinja probably still hates me from my last plot to kidnap Gerald anyway. I just like the lil' guy.

Oh, I see, you're going to rescue him and then not give him back to Ninja... clever, but I'm still freaking hungry.

 

[Galletea]

snip.

I said nothing of the sort. As I already said, I have bigger plans.

 

[rottenbutter]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

Why do I need a reason? FeNinja probably still hates me from my last plot to kidnap Gerald anyway. I just like the lil' guy.

Oh, I see, you're going to rescue him and then not give him back to Ninja... clever, but I'm still freaking hungry.

I think we should give it back to him, after a certain condition has been met.

 

[Sennz0r]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

Why do I need a reason? FeNinja probably still hates me from my last plot to kidnap Gerald anyway. I just like the lil' guy.

Oh, I see, you're going to rescue him and then not give him back to Ninja... clever, but I'm still freaking hungry.

Order crabs- I mean crab.

 

[Galletea]

I think we should give it back to him, after a certain condition has been met.

I'd rather have him as my ally than as my enemy.

 

[xitel]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

Why do I need a reason? FeNinja probably still hates me from my last plot to kidnap Gerald anyway. I just like the lil' guy.

Oh, I see, you're going to rescue him and then not give him back to Ninja... clever, but I'm still freaking hungry.

Order crabs- I mean crab.

I did, but apparently my co-conspirators have different plans that they refuse to tell me.

 

[rottenbutter]

I think we should give it back to him, after a certain condition has been met.

I'd rather have him as my ally than as my enemy.

Very well, my lady,. The crab shall not be taken advantage of.

 

[Sennz0r]

Since when is a crab not designed to be eaten?If they aren't meant for eating, then why do they taste so GOOD?! And besides, FENinja refused the holly on several occasions. Why are you trying to help him?

Why do I need a reason? FeNinja probably still hates me from my last plot to kidnap Gerald anyway. I just like the lil' guy.

Oh, I see, you're going to rescue him and then not give him back to Ninja... clever, but I'm still freaking hungry.

Order crabs- I mean crab.

I did, but apparently my co-conspirators have different plans that they refuse to tell me.

They fell for the crab's charms.
Reverse Stockholm syndrome.

 

[xitel]

I think we should give it back to him, after a certain condition has been met.

I'd rather have him as my ally than as my enemy.

Very well, my lady,. The crab shall not be taken advantage of.

Since when did my orders not hold any sway? I say we get one of these Gerald clones and cook him up.

 

[Galletea]

They fell for the crab's charms.
Reverse Stockholm syndrome.

I didn't kidnap him in the first place. I changed my mind on that plan. There's no syndrome, I just don't need to make an enemy of the Iron Ninja.
I was more concerned about the near desertion of the NeoSage from the Organisation.

 

[Galletea]

You're a leader just for pandering. No one takes you seriously despite your avatar.

Wait-- oh shit does this mean I'm fired now?

I doubt it, you're not known for mincing words. Not necessarily a bad thing though.

 

[rottenbutter]

You're a leader just for pandering. No one takes you seriously despite your avatar.

Wait-- oh shit does this mean I'm fired now?

I think your too valuable to the organization. Though Lord Xitel may punish you severely.

 

[xitel]

You're a leader just for pandering. No one takes you seriously despite your avatar.

Wait-- oh shit does this mean I'm fired now?

I think your too valuable to the organization. Though Lord Xitel may punish you severely.

Technically, seeing as how it's a council, he has equal right to a title.

 

[dalek sec]

Damn this is so full of inside jokes I would have less difficulty exploring my own bowel tract...

...crab puffs done yet?

Likewise, I want mine with fries.