Escapism update: We have Gerald

[Blind0bserver]

You really need to give this up while you have the chance, Doki. Your running out of time.

Spoiler

You meek little penguin solders will not save you from an army of these guys. Nothing will. They're pure, relentless, and un-corruptible.

We're coming for you. Thousands of us. There will be no escape. Surrender and give up the crab while you can, or things start to get messy...

 

[gigastrike]

Hello robots, Mungo, I would like you to meet a few friends of mine


<img src=http://www.bruddabear.com/photo/BearCavalry.jpg>
<img src=http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k80/Faema/penguin_army_bear_cavalry.jpg>


if you would like to reopen negotiations before several thousand casualties take place, we can do that. I'm gonna go and put the stove on. I think i want some crab puffs for breakfast

You obviously know nothing about animosity. Your two armies will just end up fighting each other.

I will not negotiate. The only offer I give is that you release Mr Butterworth immediately and unconditionally surrender. If he is killed, little precautions will be taken to ensure you are captured alive.

no, i don't think so. see, I have them both under control spells.

meet the second level support

<img src=http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb13/triciatwty3/WIZARD252520AND252520DRAGON1.jpg>

now ninja, i am getting a little annoyed. Mr Buttersworth has been well cared for, you know this, but you ALL insist on jepordising his safety. Im not sure he'll want to go with you once he hears about it

That's my cue! Hang on Fe Ninja!

 

[jim_doki]

You really need to give this up while you have the chance, Doki. Your running out of time.

Spoiler

You meek little penguin solders will not save you from an army of these guys. Nothing will. They're pure, relentless, and un-corruptible.

We're coming for you. Thousands of us. There will be no escape. Surrender and give up the crab while you can, or things start to get messy...

*yawn*

<img src=http://www.lifthill.com/images/storm-troopers-wdw-400.jpg>
first level defence, please dispatch the Kights

 

[Blind0bserver]

You really need to give this up while you have the chance, Doki. Your running out of time.

Spoiler

You meek little penguin solders will not save you from an army of these guys. Nothing will. They're pure, relentless, and un-corruptible.

We're coming for you. Thousands of us. There will be no escape. Surrender and give up the crab while you can, or things start to get messy...

*yawn*

<img src=http://www.lifthill.com/images/storm-troopers-wdw-400.jpg>
first level defence, please dispatch the Kights

Stormtroopers against Space Marines clad in Terminator armor? Your boys don't have a snowball's chance in hell.

 

[jim_doki]

Stormtroopers against Space Marines clad in Terminator armor? Your boys don't have a snowball's chance in hell.

i would be worried, if it weren't for my air support


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<img src=http://coh.tritonius.com/RPD04-BorgCube.jpg>

Fleets and fleets of warships, all at my command. you will forgive me for not being that worried about your little knights.

 

[Galletea]

Stormtroopers against Space Marines clad in Terminator armor? Your boys don't have a snowball's chance in hell.

I know. I can't work it out. Would he really be so diabolical as to send his own plastic-clad men to their deaths?

 

[Zemalac]

Eh? The hell is going on here? Why is this blatant RP in the Off-Topic section? Where are the pictures that were promised? Why would anyone bother trying to kidnap Gerald?

By the way, anyone trying to recruit me to either side will be shot. I value my neutrality.

 

[rottenbutter]

Well, if we're showing off armies, I suppose I could call in

Spoiler: A few friends

 

[Blind0bserver]

i would be worried, if it weren't for my air support


<img src=http://www.thomasmodels.com/gallery/Rom1.jpg>
<img src=http://www.wireless-earth.de/private/Models/images/StarTrek_Klingon_Bird_Of_Prey.jpg>
<img src=http://coh.tritonius.com/RPD04-BorgCube.jpg>

Fleets and fleets of warships, all at my command. you will forgive me for not being that worried about your little knights.

Spoiler

Just think, several thousand groups that size. I do believe my fleet beats yours.

 

[jim_doki]

Do you forget that we have Darth Mobius and his fleet up in space? Going there with your littler flies isn't the best choice!

well done Richard, you may have figured out exactly why i have storm troopers in my army.

ask yourself who serves on darth's vessels

and who is the highest ranking storm trooper ever?


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[rottenbutter]

Well, if we're showing off armies, I suppose I could call in

Spoiler: A few friends

Pff

Spoiler

Necrons > SKYNET.

What does it matter? We're on the same side, Sir Groovy Pants.

 

[jim_doki]

Well, if we're showing off armies, I suppose I could call in

Spoiler: A few friends

Pff

Spoiler

Necrons > SKYNET.

What does it matter? We're on the same side, Sir Groovy Pants.

And the infighting begins

 

[Galletea]

Necrons > SKYNET.

Good stuff gentlemen. And the footsoldiers are ready for deployment.

Spoiler

I think you'll find that my associates may like to outdo each other, but we are all fighting for the same thing. Against you Mr. Doki. You still have time to surrender.

 

[rottenbutter]

*cough* They're cheaper to hire, even in war we need to follow the budget! *cough*

In case you couldn't tell, they're friends of mine, so they work for free.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

The Escapist staff loves plushies; you should think about marketing Gerald plushies.

YES! The Escapist needs plushies!
Like the Troll from ZP and that funny open-mouthed smile which I can't find a picture of! >>

 

[xitel]

Well, if we're showing off armies, I suppose I could call in

Spoiler: A few friends

Pff

Spoiler

Necrons > SKYNET.

What does it matter? We're on the same side, Sir Groovy Pants.

*cough* They're cheaper to hire, even in war we need to follow the budget! *cough*

So we cut the expenses and hire one guy:

Spoiler: Solus

God-like powers AND super-attractive! Charisma AND strength!

 

[Galletea]

*cough* They're cheaper to hire, even in war we need to follow the budget! *cough*

In case you couldn't tell, they're friends of mine, so they work for free.

Huzzah! Free workers are good, and since they're friends of yours I'll assume they can be trusted.
Damn I thought I was going to get to keep Solus to myself.

 

[Neosage]

i would be worried, if it weren't for my air support


<img src=http://www.thomasmodels.com/gallery/Rom1.jpg>
<img src=http://www.wireless-earth.de/private/Models/images/StarTrek_Klingon_Bird_Of_Prey.jpg>
<img src=http://coh.tritonius.com/RPD04-BorgCube.jpg>

Fleets and fleets of warships, all at my command. you will forgive me for not being that worried about your little knights.

Spoiler

Just think, several thousand groups that size. I do believe my fleet beats yours.

Why send your fleet?

 

[xitel]

So is it just me or has this entire thread become the Council and our followers versus the Aussie Escapists?

 

[Galletea]

So is it just me or has this entire thread become the Council and our followers versus the Aussie Escapists?

It's just you, we're called the Organisation on this thread.

Good show Neosage...hang on. How did he do that?