Escapism update: We have Gerald

[SargentToughie]

we're a group of overpowered badasses... led by the king of overpowered badasses

yours truely (Ultrajoe does'nt count... I said Overpowered badass, not Godlike badass)

We tend to ban together in an independend faction in RPs like this one, and we occasionally Necro. a worthy thread and rig a poll

it's a lot of fun... all Toughie clan members get their own, personallized, war frigate

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Alls well that ends well, I guess.

Well? WELL???
Ahem, sorry.
I suppose my first ever space battle could've gone a whole lot worse.

And where were those pics? Was it just those two of Doki and the crab.
I feel cheated.

By the way, I have'nt put that much thought into my single movement posts in a while

Thanks for that, there's a spot for you in the Toughie Clan if you want it

She's a member of the Council. Why would she need to be in the Toughie Clan?

because the Toughie Clan is way better

shall I list the all star posters that are allready members?

Out of curiosity, what the hell is the Toughie clan? I mean come on, my clan The Brazen Guard is at least a legitimate gaming institution, but I haven't heard any details about you guys.

Well, from reading his posts in the thread, I didn't see a single actual person under his command. I just saw a bunch of non-existant "Toughie Privates" that he kept ordering around.

 

[rottenbutter]

I find it amusing that the two people this thread was originally centered around, FeNinja and Jim Doki, were gone about four pages before we even began to wind down.

Talk about thread-jacking.

I haven't been part of a thread jacking this major, since the UltraHalloween party.

 

[Logan Keller]

Ok that space battle, and the fact it's 4AM has tired me out.

Continue our cause men. Find the Doki and make him pay, or something, to keep it relevant.

I did. He's down there, all over the place.

Then what are you supposed to do?

 

[SargentToughie]

Alls well that ends well, I guess.

Well? WELL???
Ahem, sorry.
I suppose my first ever space battle could've gone a whole lot worse.

And where were those pics? Was it just those two of Doki and the crab.
I feel cheated.

By the way, I have'nt put that much thought into my single movement posts in a while

Thanks for that, there's a spot for you in the Toughie Clan if you want it

She's a member of the Council. Why would she need to be in the Toughie Clan?

because the Toughie Clan is way better

shall I list the all star posters that are allready members?

Out of curiosity, what the hell is the Toughie clan? I mean come on, my clan The Brazen Guard is at least a legitimate gaming institution, but I haven't heard any details about you guys.

Well, from reading his posts in the thread, I didn't see a single actual under his command. I just saw a bunch of non-existant "Toughie Privates" that he kept ordering around.

That hurts: You now see a list of known toughie clan members

1) Theghostofsin (Trusted lieutenant)
2) Jamanticus (Intelligence and recon)
3) Vivaldi (in training)
4) Blazing angel (my personall apprentice)
sometimes) Spartan bananna (When he feels like it)

you see? They're all real posters, it's just crappy luck that none of them were online when this thing went down

 

[meatloaf231]

Ok that space battle, and the fact it's 4AM has tired me out.

Continue our cause men. Find the Doki and make him pay, or something, to keep it relevant.

I did. He's down there, all over the place.

Then what are you supposed to do?

Erm... what am I supposed to do?

 

[Blind0bserver]

Well, from reading his posts in the thread, I didn't see a single actual under his command. I just saw a bunch of non-existant "Toughie Privates" that he kept ordering around.

*violently slams down web link on the table*
The Brazen Guard on Steam

I can at least prove that I have a website, two TF2 servers and a few shy of 200 under my dominion.

... and a damn shiny logo. Don't forget about the shiny logo.

 

[Logan Keller]

Ok that space battle, and the fact it's 4AM has tired me out.

Continue our cause men. Find the Doki and make him pay, or something, to keep it relevant.

I did. He's down there, all over the place.

Then what are you supposed to do?

Erm... what am I supposed to do?

Make more pieces of Doki and sell them on the internet?

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

*Snippity Snip*

That hurts: You now see a list of known toughie clan members

1) Theghostofsin (Trusted lieutenant)
2) Jamanticus (Intelligence and recon)
3) Vivaldi (in training)
4) Blazing angel (my personall apprentice)
sometimes) Spartan bananna (When he feels like it)

you see? They're all real posters, it's just crappy luck that none of them were online when this thing went down

I didn't mean to be insulting with the Toughie Privates comment, but yeah, none of the other members being on is why I thought it wasn't a real clan. But hey, almost everything on this thread was non-existent.

 

[rottenbutter]

*Snippity Snip*

That hurts: You now see a list of known toughie clan members

1) Theghostofsin (Trusted lieutenant)
2) Jamanticus (Intelligence and recon)
3) Vivaldi (in training)
4) Blazing angel (my personall apprentice)
sometimes) Spartan bananna (When he feels like it)

you see? They're all real posters, it's just crappy luck that none of them were online when this thing went down

I didn't mean to be insulting with the Toughie Privates comment, but yeah, none of the other members being on is why I thought it wasn't a real clan. But hey, almost everything on this thread was non-existent.

Wait... something on this thread was real?

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Well, from reading his posts in the thread, I didn't see a single actual under his command. I just saw a bunch of non-existant "Toughie Privates" that he kept ordering around.

*violently slams down web link on the table*
The Brazen Guard on Steam

I can at least prove that I have a website, two TF2 servers and a few shy of 200 under my dominion.

... and a damn shiny logo. Don't forget about the shiny logo.

Um...that's great and all, but I was talking about Toughie's Clan, which is also real.

 

[Logan Keller]

Wait... something on this thread was real?

Apart from the posters?

 

[Graustein]

*Returns with Robosoldier*
...and if he dies while they're doing it, they'll stop and go "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!" just like in Metal Gear Solid.
Woah, really? We gotta do that one time.

...Oh hey guys. Is Doki dead yet?

 

[rottenbutter]

Wait... something on this thread was real?

Apart from the posters?

They were real? I just thought I was on a drug trip, and the whole thing was just a hallucination.

*Returns with Robosoldier*
...and if he dies while they're doing it, they'll stop and go "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!" just like in Metal Gear Solid.
Woah, really? We gotta do that one time.

...Oh hey guys. Is Doki dead yet?

As far as we know, yes. He's dead.

*yawn*

Well, I'm tired, so I'm gonna leave this 21-page mess of an RP (which I will from now on refer to as, the Doki Incident).

Later everybody.

 

[Ultrajoe]

These things are references to a lot of similar events that have taken place in the past. The escapist has a long history of Epic battles and Ultrknights blowing lots of shit up. The list of characters was made long ago and i add to it from time to time... it took about 45 minutes the first time i believe, now i just copy-paste it when needed.

How do you explain me, a 3 months old noob to tag along with you guys and play the RP then?

And I didn't performed horribly, at least I think I didn't..

I just provide the Epic, in big heaping spoonfuls. I care not who consumes it.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Well, from reading his posts in the thread, I didn't see a single actual under his command. I just saw a bunch of non-existant "Toughie Privates" that he kept ordering around.

*violently slams down web link on the table*
The Brazen Guard on Steam

I can at least prove that I have a website, two TF2 servers and a few shy of 200 under my dominion.

... and a damn shiny logo. Don't forget about the shiny logo.

Um...that's great and all, but I was talking about Toughie's Clan, which is also real.

... I posted that when there was still doubt that the Toughie clan did, in fact, exist. Meh, whatever.

 

[Anarchemitis]

What the heck is this thread about now?
Last I heard it was an anti-terrorist thing about fighting the forces of not Iron Ninja.

 

[Ultrajoe]

What the heck is this thread about now?
Last I heard it was an anti-terrorist thing about fighting the forces of not Iron Ninja.

Standard Epic thread. Escalates quickly into a gigantic tour of destruction before one or more key players leave and things calm down again. For the record, 10th one in a row where i manage to escape without getting overly hurt. And my record of turning evil at some point is still at 100%.

I love the Escapist, so very much.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

10th one in a row where i manage to escape without getting overly hurt

I should point out that I had planned on posting this, had my computer not gone all squiggly on me and died when it would have been appropriate to post it.

To answer your question Anarchemitis. Right now we're waiting for Jim_Doki to post the pictures of their little get together. At least that's what I'm doing. The battle stopped making any sense a few pages back.

 

[Ultrajoe]

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...

That was the decoy, he stumbled out of the stasis web.

Crisis averted.

EDIT: I'd like to think you're computer going all squiggly was the Universes way of telling you that i just can't be killed. Lets roll with that.