ESRB Rates Mass Effect 2: Big Krogan Sex

[Disembodied_Dave]

Oh this article was so highly giggle worthy.

 

[Synek]

Need some mind bleach.

NOW!!

 

[Awexsome]

Screw the sex I want some of that neato 'space furniture' along with a 'space ceiling' to complement the 'space flooring'.

I had way too much fun with that description...

 

[MasterSqueak]

I hope ME2 allows you to buy new space furniture for your ship.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility," an unnamed character says at some point in the game, an observation which will no doubt lead to interesting further conversation.

Sounds more like a Codex entry about Krogan physiology or something. Just imagine that monotonous narrator saying that line.

No mention of Tali romancing?

If I remember right the Quarians have basically no immune system so skin contact with another race would kinda kill them. Thus the reason that they wear those suits.

I'm sure that the space-scientists of the future have the appropriate future solution. A full-body space condom . . . of the future!

 

[Monkeytacoz]

krogan sex?........ oh god

 

[SantoUno]

Maybe people should be thinking of something else, like now those stupid news stations are going to respond to this, asses.

 

[Tears of Blood]

Yeah, it sounds like Mass Effect 2 will be quite full of awesome.

 

[N.K]

Space furniture, from the IKEA nebula.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Crap, now we won't get this in Australia.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

... My brain!

Why oh why would anyone want to imagine Krogans having sex?!

Hey man... 4 balls ain't for nothing.

 

[Hotshots]

Krogans...those big reptiles...fucking each other.*Vomits a lung*

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

They don't call the new Krogan "Grunt" for nothing...

 

[Hotshots]

They don't call the new Krogan "Grunt" for nothing...

Funny yet it makes me cringe.Comic genius? Maybe.

 

[Misterian]

whoa, that made my day.


weather this is true, or not, I'd say having alien characters as romance interests is one of the essential parts of the Mass Effect universe, and addng a Krogan, well, I think that's just adding to the formula.

 

[Altorin]

hahahaha...

Space Furniture?

sounds like a cartoon from the 60s

 

[tkioz]

Krogans having sex? my brain it hurts... make it stop... give me the bleach.

 

[scotth266]

I'm not surprised. Since we've only seen male examples of Turians, Krogans, and Salarians, it's quite possible that the female versions look completely different: sort of like how male and female peacocks look completely different in real life.

This brings up an interesting question: since the Asari are all female, and have the greatest level of technology, wouldn't it be interesting if they were attempting to genetically engineer a male Asari?

 

[Radelaide]

So "Talking it out" is what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[Typhron]

Bioware's craziness is as appealing their amount of awesome.

I cannot wait to see this for myself.