Ever Been caught?

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Littlee300

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Pimppeter2 said:
Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
Thats awful... :(
that poor book touching pimppeter nads...
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Yeah and my dad said "What the hell son, why isn't this on the share drive! I thought we were family!!
Just kidding of course o_O
 

Deadlock Radium

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Pimppeter2 said:
Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
I'm sorry, but I laughed.

On topic: No, I haven't.
 

SirDerick

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My brother once caught me.

He gave me the karma sutra and told me to "study it well."

Let's just say that studing it has improved my "Experience."
 

Tdc2182

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Pimppeter2 said:
Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
Haha, that sucks.

Nope. I tend to do it rarely because I find it really disgraceful, so I have not been caught.
 

Iron Lightning

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Nope. But then again, my parents are rational, perceptive folk, and I'm a teenage boy. It's fair to assume that they've made the connection.

They wouldn't mind at all anyway. If they don't mind me doing drugs, I'm pretty sure they don't mind me looking at pornography.

Hell, I joke about it with my parents. Also, if your dad tells you to stop, tell him that it's actually unhealthy for you not to. It can lead to mental problems later in life if you don't masturbate when you're a teenager.
Really? Could you perhaps cite your assertion as to masturbation's effects on mental health? You have gotten me rather curious.

OT: Yeah, a couple times, but then again I wank almost daily so it's hard to remain all that discrete.
 

hardpixelrain

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this topic is ripe with great quotes. like this one:

lilmisspotatoes said:
Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...
and this one:
lilmisspotatoes said:
Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...
Pimppeter2 said:
Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.
and no, I have not. i set firefox to wipe the my laptop every time i close the window. not that they should be using my laptop.
 

Xeros

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I honestly don't know. If I ever feel the need, I always wait until everyone is asleep, but I once made the extremely stupid mistake of throwing on some porn, and forgetting to turn the fucking speakers down. I don't know if it woke them up or not, they never said anything to me. I did get the porn talk, but that was years prior before I'd ever even seen any porn. Maybe that's what started it...
 

dbungus2000

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oh man, my dad saw that I was looking at hentai and porn when I was like 13 by looking up history. (all those damn porn pop ups probably tipped him off!) one of my worst memories. He made me feel like I was a freak and what I did was unnatural, fuck living with christians!
 

ilikepie59

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I haven't been "caught" or confronted about any evidence found, but I think my parents may know that I do it.
 

Mockingjay

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Not porn but after having sex my boyfriend ran to the bathroom so I sat naked on his computer chair (to probably play WoW I expect). He had left the door open and his mum was outside the room watching me.
 

infinity_turtles

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Never with porn, but my sister walked in on me and two of my S/M Contractees once. One actually tried to ask my sister to join. Not my proudest of moments.
 

Emphraim

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I'm pretty sure my mom caught me once, but she didn't say anything. In general my parents seem to not care since they see that despite my masturbation I still manage to do well in the high level high school I go to, and that is all that matters to them in the end.

I do still use lolifox for my online porn rather than firefox, but this is more due to habit from when I was younger than anything else. I'm the only person who ever uses this computer, so despite me having about 50 gigs of porn on my harddrives, I can be worry free about my parents one day looking through it.
 

AWAR

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Never, but it's a good way to scare friends when using their PCs
-Hmm let's check out your history ;D
-NOOO!
 

Skoldpadda

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I've been caught by a girlfriend. Awkward.

I've stopped watching it afterward. It's addictive and really bad for your libido.
 

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WrcklessIntent said:
Ok so recently and I'm talkin like 40 min ago my dad decided to talk to me about the porn that he knows i've watched. Skipping a whole awkward conversation later he basically just told me to stop and to be honest i've tried but i mean I am a teen and it is kind've expected of me.
Question for thread is have you ever been caught and have they ever talked to you about it?
Yeah, but then I've also seen my brother's and father's porn around, to be frank I think I'm one of the more subtle ones.
 

jords

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Never been caught, family members with half a brain probably know though.

P.S: Also, if you want to have any sort of security, don't, don't, DON'T just put stuff in a hidden folder, it's easy to find. Instead, use an encryption program - a great free one is truecrypt. (google)
 

Legendsmith

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Protip people: If you've been downloading the stuff and want to get rid of it, use file shredder, it comes with Spy Bot Search & Destroy, which is a great anti-malware program in itself. The file shredder uses multiple scrambling passes to eliminate the data. You can set it to how many passes you want it to do. The more you do the harder it will be to recover it.
 

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IxionIndustries said:
Nope. Because I clear my history...

Of course, my mom did find some of my self-made stuff in my binder one time, but shockingly she was fine with it. She said I was a great artist.

I burnt it afterwards.
Ok, this has nothing to do with your post but....AHHHH fuck! Your avatar's Mr Noseybonk! I'd forgotten about that horrific freak from childhood TV. Now the Nightmare is back, all thanks to you :(