Ever Been caught?

[nails06]

I've been caught, both by my parents when I was young ( magazines hidden between mattress and box spring) and by my ex-wife on the pc (no, that's not why I'm divorced-lol). The convo with my parents never happened though, they just left me a book about sex in my room on my bed, but I felt awkward as hell around them for weeks. The wife just screamed a lot about me looking at other women.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I don't watch porn, so no. Though I had to answer to my parents for what my brother had searched for on the family computer. They thought it was me, and probably still do to this day. I don't really care though, and it seems they've either forgotten about it or stopped caring, so no harm, no foul.

Punched my brother though, the bastard.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...

It's a bad idea for anyone to ever wear a collar around anyone, ever.

That said, OP no, i haven't.
Although the past few years it's been trying to have sneaky sex while parents are around.
Hell, me and my girlfriend somehow managed to do it with someone 10 feet away.

What can I say? My boyfriend likes me in a collar... D/s games are so much fun.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Well, me and my brother, we live in the same house often. He once caught me at the computer, and I once caught him in his bed room.

Difference is, HE was unconscious. So he doesn't have the need of neglecting things ever happening.

Oh, and OP: Your dad's a DICK! I thought mine was bad, and he doesn't even want to talk to me!

 

[Raykuza]

I don't really hide it.

My parents know I watch it and I joke about it all the time.

Now, they don't know about my loli comics though.

Ooh... Sneaky with the comics, eh?
Gotta keep it hidden from mommy.

My mom, for some reason, opened my door one night while I was... yeah. Luckily, my light was off, and my door is angled so that my bed doesn't directly face my bed, and my laptop screen can't be seen from it either.
She must not have seen what I was doing... Thankfully. Scared the hell outta me, though.

So, I'll count that as almost caught. I've been caught before, though.

This happened to me exactly. My mom must have been tired or just didn't have her glasses on or something.

 

[Littlee300]

Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.

Thats awful...
that poor book touching pimppeter nads...
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Yeah and my dad said "What the hell son, why isn't this on the share drive! I thought we were family!!
Just kidding of course

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.

I'm sorry, but I laughed.

On topic: No, I haven't.

 

[SirDerick]

My brother once caught me.

He gave me the karma sutra and told me to "study it well."

Let's just say that studing it has improved my "Experience."

 

[Tdc2182]

Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.

Haha, that sucks.

Nope. I tend to do it rarely because I find it really disgraceful, so I have not been caught.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Nope. But then again, my parents are rational, perceptive folk, and I'm a teenage boy. It's fair to assume that they've made the connection.

They wouldn't mind at all anyway. If they don't mind me doing drugs, I'm pretty sure they don't mind me looking at pornography.

Hell, I joke about it with my parents. Also, if your dad tells you to stop, tell him that it's actually unhealthy for you not to. It can lead to mental problems later in life if you don't masturbate when you're a teenager.

Really? Could you perhaps cite your assertion as to masturbation's effects on mental health? You have gotten me rather curious.

OT: Yeah, a couple times, but then again I wank almost daily so it's hard to remain all that discrete.

 

[hardpixelrain]

this topic is ripe with great quotes. like this one:

Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...

and this one:

Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...

Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.

and no, I have not. i set firefox to wipe the my laptop every time i close the window. not that they should be using my laptop.

 

[Xeros]

I honestly don't know. If I ever feel the need, I always wait until everyone is asleep, but I once made the extremely stupid mistake of throwing on some porn, and forgetting to turn the fucking speakers down. I don't know if it woke them up or not, they never said anything to me. I did get the porn talk, but that was years prior before I'd ever even seen any porn. Maybe that's what started it...

 

[dbungus2000]

oh man, my dad saw that I was looking at hentai and porn when I was like 13 by looking up history. (all those damn porn pop ups probably tipped him off!) one of my worst memories. He made me feel like I was a freak and what I did was unnatural, fuck living with christians!

 

[ilikepie59]

I haven't been "caught" or confronted about any evidence found, but I think my parents may know that I do it.

 

[Mockingjay]

Not porn but after having sex my boyfriend ran to the bathroom so I sat naked on his computer chair (to probably play WoW I expect). He had left the door open and his mum was outside the room watching me.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

No but I aquired good skills quickly suck as hiding evidence and getting rid of what is there quickly.

 

[infinity_turtles]

Never with porn, but my sister walked in on me and two of my S/M Contractees once. One actually tried to ask my sister to join. Not my proudest of moments.

 

[Emphraim]

I'm pretty sure my mom caught me once, but she didn't say anything. In general my parents seem to not care since they see that despite my masturbation I still manage to do well in the high level high school I go to, and that is all that matters to them in the end.

I do still use lolifox for my online porn rather than firefox, but this is more due to habit from when I was younger than anything else. I'm the only person who ever uses this computer, so despite me having about 50 gigs of porn on my harddrives, I can be worry free about my parents one day looking through it.

 

[AWAR]

Never, but it's a good way to scare friends when using their PCs
-Hmm let's check out your history ;D
-NOOO!