Ever Been caught?
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When I was younger, I ended up getting a virus on my computer when a softcore porn site suddenly vomitted up a perpetual stream of random windows. Given how my aunt was more computer savvy than me, I was inevitably busted when I asked for help. I got seriously chewed out (Christian family and whatnot) and to this day I have to endure the occassional "You aren't going anywhere you shouldn't?" question. Of course I say no, which is technically true; I just rely on Google Image Search now when nobody is around and shut the window whenever I hear what might be somebody coming.
Okay, so I was wanking. After doing the deed, I left my computer on (I was, rather in a rush to you know, clean up). I immediately head to the xbox to do nothing important. Mum comes home, asks to use my computer, I direct her to where it is, forgetting I JUST had porn on...
I'm heading upstairs (mind you, still unknowing about the porn), she's walking to her room, laptop in hand, when she gives me a strange eyebrow raise. I brush it off as nothing important, just a look.
So I get to my room finally, when I get a text from Mum. I think blood drained from my face at that point because not only would she KNOW I did it, but she's KNOW MY PREFERENCE IN WHAT KIND OF WOMAN I'D LIKE TO SLEEP WITH, AND HOW'D I'D DO IT! (hahah, ew mom)
Luckily, it was just about getting the internet to actually work, though to this day I don't know if I really did leave porn on my computer before she went to use it or if it really was just a strange eyebrow raise...
**shiver**
I'm heading upstairs (mind you, still unknowing about the porn), she's walking to her room, laptop in hand, when she gives me a strange eyebrow raise. I brush it off as nothing important, just a look.
So I get to my room finally, when I get a text from Mum. I think blood drained from my face at that point because not only would she KNOW I did it, but she's KNOW MY PREFERENCE IN WHAT KIND OF WOMAN I'D LIKE TO SLEEP WITH, AND HOW'D I'D DO IT! (hahah, ew mom)
Luckily, it was just about getting the internet to actually work, though to this day I don't know if I really did leave porn on my computer before she went to use it or if it really was just a strange eyebrow raise...
**shiver**
Need a bucket of Brain Bleach?Disaster Button said:
I feel your pain though, heard my GRANDPARENTS!, going at it in the next room once... wheres that bleach.
I've been caught by my brother just as I was finished. [small]yeah...embarrassing[/small]
Besides that, I'm pretty stealthy about it.
Besides that, I'm pretty stealthy about it.
Never been caught in the act of having sex, but if they did they would probably just say "That's my boy!" then leave lol
and probably a pat on the back after whilst having an after sex ciggy
and probably a pat on the back after whilst having an after sex ciggy
Incognito window + proxy (just because) + only looking at it behind a locked door or in an empty house = Win
Oh, and about the stuff already on my computer- You need to get through the face recognition and a password to access my account, then you need to locate my stash buried deep in a web of folders, rename a certain .jpg to a .rar, then know the password to that rar file. Then, another web of folders later, you're there!
(I once forgot where I put it and the password for it... took me 2 months to find it and get into it. Well, if I can't find it, they can't find it, right?)
Oh, and about the stuff already on my computer- You need to get through the face recognition and a password to access my account, then you need to locate my stash buried deep in a web of folders, rename a certain .jpg to a .rar, then know the password to that rar file. Then, another web of folders later, you're there!
(I once forgot where I put it and the password for it... took me 2 months to find it and get into it. Well, if I can't find it, they can't find it, right?)
Never been caught and I don't know if my parents know that I do it. I forgot to clear the browser on the computer before I got my laptop and my sister found out about it and actually confronted me about it. Talk about awkward....
But still never been caught in the act.
But still never been caught in the act.
Nope, but that's because I am not interested in this sort of stuff and never have been. No, i'm not just saying that to sound "special" or something. Maybe its because I am someone who has such a vivid imagination that I never really understood the need for that kind of stuff.
