Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........
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.... Well there is a world record for masturbation time and the largest masturbation marathon.Vangaurd227 said:
O.T never been caught by family friend once caught me with someone else but he just high fived me.
On a more awkward note the other night me and my mother where at a house party on our street and the hostess while pissed decided to get her... implements out and start talking about them.
I've never been caught before, since I'm always pretty careful about where/when/how I do these things.
But...
There was one time I had left my browser on on my laptop and forgotten it, let a friend grab the laptop to go on gamefaqs... I had been browsing furaffinity (casually; not for porn) to see what stuff my watches have submitted, and left it on probably the most embarrassing thing I could have chosen. Let's just say cross-dressing Pokemon make for a lasting impression with friends. Thankfully there was technically nothing showing, but the mature roots were kind of implied in the pic...
It was more of a silly thing to laugh at than a really awkward experience. They all think I'm into that now, but I'm a good sport about it.
I choose not to correct them.
also: LOL wank-a-thon. that's pretty... uh... well...
How do you explain to a potential employer why your world record 222 orgasms is the first thing to pop up in a Google search? (I don't even want to know how that's physically possible...)
But...
There was one time I had left my browser on on my laptop and forgotten it, let a friend grab the laptop to go on gamefaqs... I had been browsing furaffinity (casually; not for porn) to see what stuff my watches have submitted, and left it on probably the most embarrassing thing I could have chosen. Let's just say cross-dressing Pokemon make for a lasting impression with friends. Thankfully there was technically nothing showing, but the mature roots were kind of implied in the pic...
It was more of a silly thing to laugh at than a really awkward experience. They all think I'm into that now, but I'm a good sport about it.
I choose not to correct them.also: LOL wank-a-thon. that's pretty... uh... well...
How do you explain to a potential employer why your world record 222 orgasms is the first thing to pop up in a Google search? (I don't even want to know how that's physically possible...)
Hahahaha no.
But they think they caught me. I like to sit around in my undies (tee hee) with my hand down my shorts because the waist band digs into my waist and I sit in front of the computer all day. This particular day I was watching Glee (STFU I LOVE JANE LYNCH) and I heard my friend walk in and I closed the tab and freaked out (he makes fun of me for tolerating Glee). He just smiled, told me to continue and raided my fridge.
But actually catching me? I'm clean, only do it when no one is home and I make sure the doors are locked and what ever, the only good time to be overly paranoid.
But they think they caught me. I like to sit around in my undies (tee hee) with my hand down my shorts because the waist band digs into my waist and I sit in front of the computer all day. This particular day I was watching Glee (STFU I LOVE JANE LYNCH) and I heard my friend walk in and I closed the tab and freaked out (he makes fun of me for tolerating Glee). He just smiled, told me to continue and raided my fridge.
But actually catching me? I'm clean, only do it when no one is home and I make sure the doors are locked and what ever, the only good time to be overly paranoid.
Yep, just once. Lucky me I was "operating undercover" as it were.
I can remember when I lived in a shared house and my then GF was over. The others were gaming (loudly) in the living room so we used the noise as cover to get busy (in my room!) without being overheard. Afterwards, I got up to go to the bog and found one of my room-mate's friends right outside my door with an empty glass in his hand.
I must say, as angry as I was, it's oddly rewarding to literally throw someone out.
Wardy
I can remember when I lived in a shared house and my then GF was over. The others were gaming (loudly) in the living room so we used the noise as cover to get busy (in my room!) without being overheard. Afterwards, I got up to go to the bog and found one of my room-mate's friends right outside my door with an empty glass in his hand.
I must say, as angry as I was, it's oddly rewarding to literally throw someone out.
Wardy
Twice. Once by my mother, the other time, by my fiance.
My fiance found it a interesting welcome home and made the solo game a co op experience.
My fiance found it a interesting welcome home and made the solo game a co op experience.
Not while masturbating, but my mom's walked in on me twice while having sex. My parents don't believe in locks on your kids' doors, which admittedly is pretty messed up. Super awkward. The last time led to her actually waiting for an answer before barging in after having knocked though. So happy I don't live at home anymore.
Vanguard my friend, it's considered a way of life.Vangaurd227 said:
Set yourself a schedule dear friend.
And no, no-one has, my brother has, which i found HILARIOUS.
EDIT: Why are so many people thinking it's about ponies?
Seriously guys, read the thread.
Or am i getting it wrong now?
...... yes, my mum walked in on me and my girlfriend... at the worst moment if you know what I mean, other than that just one of my friends, he's gay so she didn't mind but he said he checked me out which I thought was hilarious =p
It doesn't take a lot of energy, it just makes you feel relaxed and a little spent afterwords.Vangaurd227 said:
World record for furthest distance and longest time squirting milk out of eye. Seemed like the most tame weirder thing I could think of.Vangaurd227 said:
OT: No
I find this hard to believeVangaurd227 said:
OT-Never been caught masturbating, were all pretty open about it with my house mates and we have locks on our door anyway. Got caught having sex once when i forget to lock the door and my mate just walked in, was probs awkward for her i thought it was hilarious
I tried it once and wasn't fond of it...so i don't think ill be making such an inappropriate schedule thank you very much agent montyjingSizzle Montyjing said:Vanguard my friend, it's considered a way of life.Vangaurd227 said:
Set yourself a schedule dear friend.
And no, no-one has, my brother has, which i found HILARIOUS.
Anyone who walks into my personal space while I'm looking at porn has Signed a Waiver. Same as if I'm cleaning my firearms or watching the Muppet Show.
Heh, i love you, you're so... innocent.Vangaurd227 said:
It's pretty funny though, my brother doesn't know how to delete his internet history, so i discretely do it for him.