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Darmy647

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I'd just like to say im impressed with all the hardcore the old republic hate. I knew it existed but wooow. This is impressive.
 

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I don't ever wish failure on any game because I like to see progress. However, I am absolutely tickled at how some games, like Warfighter, fail, because those are the games that don't make any progress.
 

Lucian The Lugia

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For me, it's BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma...

...is what I would say if I were huffing massive amounts of paint. Joking aside, I can't really think of any kinds of games that I'd like to fail. I'd love to see them stop milking the Repetitive Modern War FPS Cows if that's what you mean. Though if games like Halo and Call of Duty kicked the bucket, I feel like people would probably burn down Microsoft and Activision's buildings and trample all their employees. I mean after all, according to the stories about MW3 last year, isn't that just what they did to get the game?
 

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lRookiel said:
I'd love to see a call of duty game fail.. like completely.

It might make Activision make some more original game ideas....
I hear this a lot, and I only half agree with you.

I want to see Infinity Ward fail, because they suck, but I want Treyarch to survive. Why? Well, this is why:


They appear to be growing slowly insane. I truly believe them to be our best hope for a truly insane triple A shooter.

Call of Duty: Space Scorpion Wars! Jetpacks, freeze rays, armored scorpion Calvary vs Space Godzilla.

I can dream, can't I?

OT: Aside from Infinity Ward's CoDs, no, not really. Maybe World of Warcraft, as I see it strangling all other MMOs, but that's never really had an affect on me.
 

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i want the upcoming final fantasy lighting returns to fail so badly and receive so many negative reviews that square enix either buries the franchise or starts from scratch the stuff we loved about the older FF games.
 

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BrotherRool said:
I know it's not the point but that comic reminded me just how awful a character old Lara Croft is. I saw that and I got to the last panel and I momentarily struggled to understand how she'd ever survived. Do you know Nostalgia Chicks 'Strong Independent Women' thing that she goes on about? Lara Croft is the very worst of that. Okay we want to look at some T&A instead of the normal male dude, but that would be sexist. So she will be a Strong Independent Women. She must have no personality because character arcs and personality flaws are for guys. She will act like a ***** to everyone. She will be non-emotive (emotions are a sign of weakness). She will be cardboard.

gah that comic panel just somes up everything I hate about old Lara Croft. Look they even have the ridiculous pandering cleavage flash, the pouting everyone else is scum expression. To me that is a comic about how age makes us lose our love of life and the world strips us of oour hope and imagination until we become cynical and beaten and drudge through our every day lives. Forgetting in booze and moaning about how stupid the young generation are, because they haven't yet forgotten how to dream. Tell me that that's not secretly there

(incidentally remember the days when people complained about how DMC3 Dante was this young brashy dick who couldn't touch the coolness of old Dante. I bet people are wishing him to return now =D)
Never seen Nostalgia Chick, and critiquing Lara or Dante's character is like critiquing an B action movie star. You're there to see some badass give one liners and blow things up. Not everything has to be deep and artistic and try to make a statement. Honestly I don't remember much of her character since the only Tomb Raider I played was the first one when it came out, and I remember her being a female Indiana Jones.

I can tell you that, it's not secretly there. Though you seem to have an issue with boobs, do you honestly think the author was trying to attract people by drawing boobs in their comic? One of the first things people noticed about new Lara is she had smaller boobs, so in an effort to show how different they are the author exaggerated old Lara's. Though you seem like one of those people who read waaaay to far into crap and see things that aren't even there. There's nothing of hope or imagination or forgetting how to dream in there. Where did you pull that from? They're mad because they got fired for the new hip trendy guys and going "why do people like that crap?". It's like listening to you're favorite radio station and then having them play Justin Beiber. That's what the people are into now, you just didn't go with the trend. I can agree their forgetting in booze, but not about what you said. Can you imagine reading it without them drinking and how it would look? The booze is used as an excuse to let them ***** and moan and be stupid.

And the game proved them wrong, I'd love to see DmC prove all the haters wrong by being good. If it doesn't I can say I told you so.
 

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i'd like to see the following fail
CoD
Battlefield
GTA
Madden
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Farcry3 just for annoying me with all the fucking adds
 

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Punch You said:
Then you'll definitely enjoy the most uncomfortable cut-scene in gaming ever created

http://youtu.be/nFWZAb9ejPs
I saw that, and that just made me think the leaked ending is true. If it is the ending is going to be so much worse than that cutscene.


Shadowsetzer said:
I'm torn on this; I want DmC to fail just because of how they screwed up the Devil May Cry feel, but at the same time, I'm worried that a failure might kill the franchise as a whole.
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I'm torn on this; I want DmC to fail just because of how they screwed up the Devil May Cry feel, but at the same time, I'm worried that a failure might kill the franchise as a whole.[/quote]the series is already dead to me, but i'd rather see it die a honorable death than become some bastardization. If they kept the gameplay i would accept it but there is nothing left from the original series but the name.
 

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Honestly? Every game that is hyped up to the nth degree, the rage on forums is glorious when games like Duke Nukem Forever flop, imagine the same scenario with Half Life: Episode 3!
 

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i dissagree about laura

she is ernest

new dante is just... you know what i dont even care about dante
the reason i want that game to fail is because of ninja theory and capcom acting assholes the whole time about the damn game


i want the new tomb raider to thrive , a new gritty reboot with a main character thats just a nice person caught in sh** situation

sure take all my money

this will be a nice alternative to nathan drake, the duche bag
My view is if you want to make a completely different game make a different game. A name has expectations and a promise of quality. Not to mention theres already a lack of new IPs, so if they have new ideas they should make new games instead of butchering old ones.
 

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Street Fighter X Tekken.

Luckily, it kinda did fail. No one really cares about it anymore in the fighting game scene.
 

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Grey_Focks said:
Uhm....not sure how to break this to you, but that's exactly what they did. They made an actual turn-based strategy X-Com game, with research, development, all that jazz, and it's actually a very good game. Buggy, but good.
I don't know by what standards you're holding the new XCOM game to, but the games it was based off of emphasized replayability and strategy, and the new XCOM is fairly shallow from that perspective.

The macro game is all about making sure you can rush enough satellites into the air fast enough to make finances a non-issue before you lose too many members. The micro game is about moving carefully enough that you don't spawn more monster closets than you can handle. You only really need to get good at doing those two things and XCOM becomes a breeze, regardless of difficulty.
 

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Never seen Nostalgia Chick, and critiquing Lara or Dante's character is like critiquing an B action movie star. You're there to see some badass give one liners and blow things up. Not everything has to be deep and artistic and try to make a statement. Honestly I don't remember much of her character since the only Tomb Raider I played was the first one when it came out, and I remember her being a female Indiana Jones.

I can tell you that, it's not secretly there. Though you seem to have an issue with boobs, do you honestly think the author was trying to attract people by drawing boobs in their comic? One of the first things people noticed about new Lara is she had smaller boobs, so in an effort to show how different they are the author exaggerated old Lara's. Though you seem like one of those people who read waaaay to far into crap and see things that aren't even there. There's nothing of hope or imagination or forgetting how to dream in there. Where did you pull that from? They're mad because they got fired for the new hip trendy guys and going "why do people like that crap?". It's like listening to you're favorite radio station and then having them play Justin Beiber. That's what the people are into now, you just didn't go with the trend. I can agree their forgetting in booze, but not about what you said. Can you imagine reading it without them drinking and how it would look? The booze is used as an excuse to let them ***** and moan and be stupid.

And the game proved them wrong, I'd love to see DmC prove all the haters wrong by being good. If it doesn't I can say I told you so.
I wasn't making out that it was anything the author was trying at all, in fact I'd say the opposite, I just meant it backfired with me, because I think I was meant to like the old guys and think the young ones were being a bit silly.

And there's a reason they're b-movies rather than a-movie action stars. But actually thats unfair to b-movies, because b-movies often have interesting action stars, just not very complicated ones. It's part of the reason b-movies are worth watching. Think of Bruce Campbells career =D He would never have made it if his characters were flat. That weren't deep but they were interesting, like how in Predator you can give everyone a one line label. 'Guy who tells inappropriate jokes' 'hunter' 'non-talkative tough guy.' But that one line was a strong inline and it made them interesting and helped set Predator as a film that's talked about decades later.

But Lara wasn't like that, she was an A-movie knock off rather than a b-film star. She's one of those characters out of the really big budget blockbusters that people watch and forget instantly, a Battleships star to a Transformers star. heck you even described her as an Indiana Jones knock-off. Not that that couldn't work. Nathan Drake is an Indiana Jones knock off, but when people describe him he's a joke cracking everyman. He's nowhere as big as Lara Croft, but people who've heard of him but haven't played the games could probably make a fair go at describing his personality. Lara Croft? I've played some of the games and watched the film, but I couldn't tell you if she was nerdy or outgoing, romantic or a party girl. Confident or does Nathan Drake/Indiana Jones 'oh crud oh crud I'm going to die' thing.

Oh wait a sec, old Dante is a good example. I think new Dante is a significant downgrade even if I'm not a hater. But both old Dantes were b-movie action stars, like you said and they have a very strong wisecracking, utterly calm in the face of danger persona that instantly comes to mind. It's not deep, but it's not cardboard. And actually DMC3 had a really strong personal Dante storyline. He's got all kinds of things going on, think of Vergil.

So it's really not a b-film thing, it's Lara Croft herself. I mean to be fair, it was bound to happen because when they sat down to create her the geminating thought process was 'what if the lead protagonist is a women?' (the plumber thing I mentioned was a direct quote from the original developers), but being a women isn't a personality description at all. . It#s like making the central thing about your protagonist that he has brown hair. There's no surprise it turned out flat. Whereas Dante's creation was 'lets make someone cool' and that is a personality description and gives a key into actual actions.
 

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xPixelatedx said:
Well, if Cod Failed, the game industry would be infinitely better for it. Got nothing against CoD in particular, just thinking about the big picture. Without CoD the AAA game market might actually expand beyond shooting things mindlessly.
as much as i think COD failing would bring a revolution in the VG industry, i just dont see that happening. there are too many "L33T" teenagers (AKA my generation) that cant play anything with the slightest bit of pacing without foaming at the mouth, and COD has also proven that simplicity sells. a pop up gallery is all blops 2 needed to simulate to make 1 BILLION DOLLARS. Call of duty only seems to be getting bigger. at least it has one benefit: it keeps all the squeaky kids and the "L33T" people out of the other games that are definitely better off without them.
 

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The Tall Nerd said:
TehCookie said:
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The Tall Nerd said:
i dissagree about laura

she is ernest

new dante is just... you know what i dont even care about dante
the reason i want that game to fail is because of ninja theory and capcom acting assholes the whole time about the damn game


i want the new tomb raider to thrive , a new gritty reboot with a main character thats just a nice person caught in sh** situation

sure take all my money

this will be a nice alternative to nathan drake, the duche bag
My view is if you want to make a completely different game make a different game. A name has expectations and a promise of quality. Not to mention theres already a lack of new IPs, so if they have new ideas they should make new games instead of butchering old ones.
i dissagree
too many awesome Japanese companies still make games
where did that come from and how is that related to anything i said?