Which is your favourite? The black guy, the sassy action girl who isn't the love interest, or the old man? For me, it's got to be the stereotypical English guy!blackrave said:
Every Game Ever
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Maybe I'm just playing the wrong games, but I can't remember any game I've ever played where all of that has happened, and in that order, let alone 'Every Game Ever'.
Slow day today was it? -_-
Slow day today was it? -_-
Nothing I have played in the past couple of years comes even close to what was shown in that comic, it seems the writers are a bit behind times. Or maybe it really was a slow day as said above 
Perhaps "Every Nintendo game ever" would've been slightly more vaguely relevant if Mario/Link wore power-armor, used guns and Peach/Zelda were...Peach/Zelda
Perhaps "Every Nintendo game ever" would've been slightly more vaguely relevant if Mario/Link wore power-armor, used guns and Peach/Zelda were...Peach/Zelda
Yeah, it was dickish of Erin to put up a spoiler alert after she spoiled [Game] for us.Uratoh said:
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ITT: people who do not understand hyperbole or comedy.Vault101 said:
Though it seems there's an at least 80% chance that the people who miss hyperbole will then attempt their own.
Guess the game!
Long ago, exiled you. You escaped. So sent raiders to destroy you. They failed. So you travel across the game world, fighting enemies and accruing allies, in order to take revenge on and reclaim your original heritage.
(Not every game ever. Just the unmemorable ones. Heck, in some games YOU're the one who unleashes the ancient spirit of vengeance or whatnot. )
Long ago, exiled you. You escaped. So sent raiders to destroy you. They failed. So you travel across the game world, fighting enemies and accruing allies, in order to take revenge on and reclaim your original heritage.
(Not every game ever. Just the unmemorable ones. Heck, in some games YOU're the one who unleashes the ancient spirit of vengeance or whatnot. )
Heh, I know what you mean. In fairness, "every game ever" is never really going to work, and "a worryingly large number of high profile games recently released, and substantial amounts of others" isn't very pithy.Aaron Sylvester said:Nothing I have played in the past couple of years comes even close to what was shown in that comic, it seems the writers are a bit behind times. Or maybe it really was a slow day as said above
That's funny, because Dragon Age 2 didn't follow that formula much at all. And it's the one everybody hated. Think about it.Scars Unseen said:
Yes, that is totally Portal. Absolutely spot-on TF 2. Completely accurate to Dark Souls. And spec ops, of course, as well as New Vegas. Totally. And who can forget the gigantic fuckass tentacle monster in Far Cry 3.
Yes, I am being petty and intentionally missing the point of the joke.
Yes, I am being petty and intentionally missing the point of the joke.
That's the thing, this comic would have a point if a worryingly large number of high profile games recently released were like that. But they're not.thaluikhain said:Heh, I know what you mean. In fairness, "every game ever" is never really going to work, and "a worryingly large number of high profile games recently released, and substantial amounts of others" isn't very pithy.Aaron Sylvester said:Nothing I have played in the past couple of years comes even close to what was shown in that comic, it seems the writers are a bit behind times. Or maybe it really was a slow day as said above