Every kid in the US has to take a test made by you

BrotherSurplice

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Spartan448 said:
Question 1: What is your name?
Question 2: What is your favorite color?
Question 3: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

If you pass, you move up a grade and take the test again. If you fail, you die.
MAKE IT HAPPEN!

But if they respond by putting "What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?", the examiner dies.

RHadley said:
A series of logic puzzles, general knowledge, spelling, Maths (In England we add an 's' on the end), science, and philosophical questions, interspersed with:

1)Explain why America did not win the Battle of Britain.
2)Explain America's founding in relation to British history.
3)Define "******".
4)Explain how America have not won every war they take part in.

This test would take place (in variation) ever year, and failure to get the above questions correct will result in confiscation of games console and a required re-sit.
This, so much this.
 

Popadoo

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1: Point to Iraq/Iran/Pakistan on a map. They talk about how America should bomb them and other racist crap like that and the majority don't know where it is they're bombing.

2: As a species, what should our main goal be? I often wonder why we argue and fight for land and other insignificant stuff instead of trying to progress as a species. Why don't we spend the trillions and trillions of dollars for the armies on scientific research, help us better understand everything and everywhere, finally answer the big questions?

3: What is the greatest country in the world? The answer is ''There isn't one''. Seriously, the amount of Americans I meet who claim they live in the perfect country. Don't take that the wrong way, obviously the majority of Americans don't think that, but even the minority that do are a lot of people.
 

Creator002

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Korolev said:
I want to take your test. Make it. NOW!

My tests only task would be to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. First kid to do it gets to meet Santa. :D
 

Lazy Kitty

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1) Explain the difference between "your" and "you're".
2) Explain the difference between "their", "they're", "there" and "dare".
3) What does the scouter say about his power-level?
4) What gives objects their mass?
5) Are you getting bored?
6) Did you ever get past the first question?
7) Did you skip the first 2 questions?

Grades will be calculated like this: points of question 1 * points of question 2 * the sum of the points of the other questions.
 

RanD00M

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1; Hver er kvarðrót tölunar 16?
2; Hver var Snorri Sturluson?
3; Hvað er ég með stórann reður?

Try passing.
Did I break the test or something by using a different language?
 

freakymojo

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the united states are forfeiting sovereignty to a european country (or member of the british commonwealth) which country would you have it be?

note: there is no AMERIKAAA FUCK YEAH! option in this test
 

capper42

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I would ask them what questions they would put on a test that had to be taken by every kid in the US. They would be graded on the quality of the questions.
 

Mr.Mattress

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1] Though this is debated, it is thought that the first cartoons originated from what country?

2] Walt Disney's first major cartoon series was what?

3] Mickey Mouse's original name would have been what?

4] Name one of the first two Mickey Mouse Cartoons? (HINT: "Steamboat Willie" is not one of them)

5] Woody Woodpecker's first appearance comes from the Cartoon titled what?

6] Although it's debated, Australian Cartoonist Pat Sullivan Created What Character?

7] Betty Boop derived from a charicature of what animal?

8] Popeye The Sailor Man came from what media?

9] Bugs Bunny, of the Looney Tunes, was first seen in what episode?

10] The First Animated Feature Film was what?

11] Name 3 People who were major individuals in Metro-Goldwyn-Myer Studio Animations?

12] What was the group that made "The Pink Panther" Cartoons?

13] Theatrical Animated Shorts were in mass production from ____ to ____. What were these dates?

14] What was the first Televised Cartoon Series?

15] What Company made Televised Cartoon Series popular?

16] Who was in charge of the Company asked of in question 15?

17] What was the first 'Adult' Cartoon series?

18] What was the first Cartoon Series based upon Celebrities?

19] What is the animation style called for Televised Cartoon Series from the late 40's to the late 80's?

20] Who was an influential cartoonist who went against norms for cartoons and created Animated Films such as "Fritz The Cat", "Heavy Traffic", and an Animated Version of "The Lord Of The Rings"?

21] What was the Cartoon that introduced Toilet Humor and "Gross Out" Scenes to a mainstream audience?

22] What Animation Company Brought 3-D Animation to the mainstream Audience?

1: France
2: Oswald The Lucky Rabbit
3: Mortimer Mouse
4: Plane Crazy or The Gallopin' Gaucho
5: Knock Knock
6: Felix The Cat
7: A French Poodle
8: Comic Strips In Newspapers
9: Porky's Hare Hunt
10: 'Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs'. Extra Points if instead of Snow White, you said 'Mich Mich Effendi'
11: Tex Avery, Fred Quimby, William Hanna, Joseph Barbera, Hugh Harman and Rudolph Ising
12: United Artists
13: 1910, 1960
14: Crusader Rabbit
15: Hanna-Barbera Animation Company
16: William Hanna and Joseph Barbera
17: The Flintstones
18: The Beatles Cartoon
19: Limited Animation
20: Ralph Bashki
21: "The Ren And Stimpy Show"
22: Pixar Animation Studios
 

Macgyvercas

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It would be split into three sections.

The first would be questions about and pertaining to classic literature (Verne, Tolstoy, Dumas, Melvil, Poe, etc.), the second would be science fiction and RPG trivia (with a subsection in video game history), and the third would be about classic rock and heavy metal from the 50's through the 80's.

I highly doubt any kid nowadays would pass.

TheEnglishman said:
5) Write a 1,000 word essay on why Stephen Fry is the pinnacle of all human achievements and the model on which we must all base our lives.
This is a good one, though I would have said Nathan Fillion, myself.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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him over there said:
Question number 1: Beat battletoads.
question 2: Do you like fettucine alfredo?
question 3: How many hours do you spend watching mtv?
question 4: Are you enjoying this?
question 6: Did you answer question 5?
question 7: The clothes you are wearing don't fit you, match your social clique to the appropriate ones.
if you fail, nothing happens. If you pass, nothing happens but you get bragging rights.
I'm just going to answer these for the hell of it
1. I already did that when I was a kid
2. I'm not a fan of Italian food
3. I used to watch it a lot, then The Real World happened, now I don't watch MTV anymore
4. uh...no?
6. There was no question 5
7. HAH, I got you! I'm naked :p
 

Macgyvercas

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Rex Dark said:
1) Explain the difference between "your" and "you're".
2) Explain the difference between "their", "they're", "there" and "dare".
3) What does the scouter say about his power-level?
4) What gives objects their mass?
5) Are you getting bored?
6) Did you ever get past the first question?
7) Did you skip the first 2 questions?

Grades will be calculated like this: points of question 1 * points of question 2 * the sum of the points of the other questions.
1) "Your" shows possession, "you're" is a contraction of "you are".
2) "Their" shows possession by a group of people, "they're" is a contraction of "they are", and "there" specifies place. "Dare" is either a challenge or having the courage to do something, depending on whether it's used as a noun or a verb.
3) IT'S OVER 9000!
4) The Higgs Boson, if I'm not mistaken
5) No
6) Yes
7) No

Now can I have a cookie?
 

Meight08

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1:what does pie with pie flavor taste like?
2:how is the pen mightier than the sword when actions speak louder than words?
3:who do you blame when the escapist goes down?
4:If you say "fuck you" to a woman is it an insult or an offer?
 

TheRundownRabbit

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That said:
1) What it is this that I'm holding in my hand?
2) What is the thing you like?
3) Do you have a horse?
1. I'm going to guess either a computer mouse
2. Anime
3. Yes, and its really amazing
 

CrazyGirl17

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I'd probably have pop culture-based questions, though I doubt kids nowadays would know what I'm talking about...
 

Connor Lonske

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Trippy Turtle said:
1: Is Trippy Turtle a cool guy? (98 marks)
2: Want to add me on xbox? (1 mark)
3: Math. T/F (1 mark)
1:Nope, that's me.
2:Sure, I don't use it anyways.
3:Meh, F.

My test...

1: Who is the batman?
2: Where are batman's parents?
3: How do we stop the batman? (Hint: if you got the last question right, then that will help!)

Part 2:

1: Do you wear funny face paint?
2: Are you a clown?
3: Have you killed my parents?

EDN

If the person scores perfect on the second part, then we kill his parents and put several hundred billion dollars into his parent's bank account before hand. If he scores perfect on the first, then we kill him. If both, then we give him every single batman comic ever.
 

geK0

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Patrick Buck said:
geK0 said:
my test wont have any questions, but portals and potentially lethal puzzles.

.... for science
And a reward of some sort.... prehaps some sort of......
CAKE?
Well it would be a good incentive to complete the test, but I would never actually give them that.
 

SenseOfTumour

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Watch an hour of at least two TV news shows.
Read at least 2 national newspapers.

Now get online and research the articles.

Once you've found 100 differences, you've passed and also learned how much BS you're getting shovelled your way daily, and can perhaps learn to make informed choices in the future.

For US students: If the Constitution is so revered and unchangable, what's the deal with amendments being added, 27 times so far? Why do some people seem to worship the unchangable nature of the Constitution and the 2nd Amendment equally, without seeing the irony inherent in that?