every one had the same dream you had last night...

[William MacKay]

Nothing would happen. I don't dream. And it's not "last night" it's the last 1 minute or so, of your sleep. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

you do dream: dreams come in REM sleep which happens for 1/2 and hour every hour until you wake up. you just dont remember your dreams, which happens most of the time anyway.
with me, my last dream involved me hanging out with all my mates, then (because i was on holiday in a different country) i realised i was dreaming so i went lucid (when you control your dreams)
i teleported to a house, falcon punched an annoying guy through a window and went flying. funfunfunzor.
also, if you realise you're dreaming and it fades, imagine spinning your palms. it gets a crapload clearer.

 

[William MacKay]

no way they only lasted a few seconds, or even minutes.

your perception of time is completely fuck when you're asleep.
one time i fell asleep at 7:15, had a five minute dream and woke up at 7:16.

 

[Seriphina]

hm too late in the day for me to remember now... My dreams are always quite personal tho and i know when i sleep too long i have nightmares and i had a nightmare this morning... But i cant remember and it prob wouldn't make sense to anyone else anyway.

 

[Wicky_42]

no way they only lasted a few seconds, or even minutes.

your perception of time is completely fuck when you're asleep.
one time i fell asleep at 7:15, had a five minute dream and woke up at 7:16.

Lol, fair enough.

Hmm, maybe there's a different issue though - relativistic sleeping. Tell me, in your dream, did you feel like you were travelling in a circle at near the speed of light? That could account for the discrepancy in the time experienced and the time elapsed.
/professor.

PS did you know that you can just buy lab coats?!

 

[William MacKay]

no way they only lasted a few seconds, or even minutes.

your perception of time is completely fuck when you're asleep.
one time i fell asleep at 7:15, had a five minute dream and woke up at 7:16.

Lol, fair enough.

Hmm, maybe there's a different issue though - relativistic sleeping. Tell me, in your dream, did you feel like you were travelling in a circle at near the speed of light? That could account for the discrepancy in the time experienced and the time elapsed.
/professor.

PS did you know that you can just buy lab coats?!

no, but it was my CloudWorld-HyperKangarooLegs dream (i had a recurring dream where i was on top of clouds and jumped to the horizon line in 10 seconds and basically flew.) but sometimes i've just been walking and its happened.

also, yes i did and i will.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

Everyone in the world had a confusing dream about making out with my hot lab partner when I'm not even gay? I pity the world; science was never-ending and awkward as hell today.

 

['The Eel']

Nabisco would see a surge in profits as everyone suddenly feels the urge to go buy more Ritz crackers.

 

[Dapsen]

Last dream I had, was when I dozed off for about ten minutes this afternoon.
It was the album cover of "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love", by My Chemical Romance, and the song "Skylines and Turnstiles" was playing in the background.
The song is from said album, and I had listened to it during the day.

So uhm, the whole world suddenly knows an old MCR song. I guess MCR gains a gigantic fanbase out of nowhere xD.

 

[commandersqwigly]

Free porn for everyone!

 

[Seriphina]

o no wait i suddenly remembered i had 2 cars and they both got stolen and i ran around the corner and there was 3 ppl in my car and the guy in the drivers seat pulled a gun on the person in the back seat just as i went to open the door so i thought twice about it and went back to bar i was in initially. I tried to call the police/amublance for some reason but they kept getting cut off and there were girls in the bar that i had came along with but they had met up with other girls and for some reason i was worried they would harm me... OH and the bartender handed me the phone at one point cos they said it was for me but it was a doctor explaining something coronary to me about my husband cos the phonecall was meant for another lady in the bar (i have no husband) that's all i remember. See... this makes no sense to anyone else being that it barely makes sense to me!!!

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Wow, this is awkward...Um, first of all, I'm not that well hung. And for the record, I never actually built that home-made fleshlight...


Don't judge me.

 

[William MacKay]

Wow, this is awkward...Um, first of all, I'm not that well hung. And for the record, I never actually built that home-made fleshlight...


Don't judge me.

you shouldve said 'yeah, my cock's a lot bigger and it was the mob making me do it.'

 

[DevilWolf47]

Everyone had a dream that they beat Naruto to death with a soup bone while screaming about how their fries were too greasy? So everyone watched Breaking Bad after a Naruto AMV after eating fast food which now seems to have a "You must be this crappy to be sold" standard?
Interesting. And i'm sure the psychiatrists will find themselves with their schedules overloaded suddenly, while blond spiky haired fast food workers will be afraid to go into work or work the fryer.

 

[William MacKay]

i also had a random wet dream.
dont go to sleep watching porn.

 

[WorldCritic]

Everyone would be locked in a room with their ex-girlfriends? If their like my ex then we would all kill ourselves after five minutes.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Fuck the quote feature on this site. Seriously, fuck it with something big and spiny.

 

[William MacKay]

Everyone would be locked in a room with their ex-girlfriends? If their like my ex then we would all kill ourselves after five minutes.

no. its YOUR ex. so she is like your ex.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Wow, this is awkward...Um, first of all, I'm not that well hung. And for the record, I never actually built that home-made fleshlight...


Don't judge me.

you shouldve said 'yeah, my cock's a lot bigger and it was the mob making me do it.'

Yeah, I know. I've had this terrible rash of honesty, lately. Tragic, I know.

 

[PixelKing]

You would all fight a massive army led by your best friends to save the girl you love but never told while MCR, Muse and green day play in the background.

 

[flakmagnet]

The world would be wondering just why popular British comedian/panel show guest/actor David Mitchell decided to kidnap a baby from an orphanage (naming it "Ant or Dec") and used that as a bargaining chip to get a child (roughly 10 years of age) of whom he was supposed to be in custody of, to jump down from a tree in which he was stuck using the logic, "Fine, stay in the tree, I'll just give your parents this kid back instead, they won't mind!"...

...instead of just phoning the fire brigade, getting a ladder himself, or anything, well, short of kidnapping a baby.