The world would be wondering just why popular British comedian/panel show guest/actor David Mitchell decided to kidnap a baby from an orphanage (naming it "Ant or Dec") and used that as a bargaining chip to get a child (roughly 10 years of age) of whom he was supposed to be in custody of, to jump down from a tree in which he was stuck using the logic, "Fine, stay in the tree, I'll just give your parents this kid back instead, they won't mind!"...
...instead of just phoning the fire brigade, getting a ladder himself, or anything, well, short of kidnapping a baby.