Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

Daverson

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Well, I recently played several popular videogames and found no fault with their depiction of wo- oh wait, no, sorry. I misread the title. Carry on.
 

Random berk

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Colour Scientist said:
Random berk said:
I expect most cities (in Ireland and Britain anyway) have a pub like the Fran, but to me it's the people that matter more than the venue. If you go there with the most awesome people you know then you can continue to have a good night even if you end up in the Brog or some such place. There are good pubs here too, but the people... it's early days and I might get to like them, but they just aren't the same. Of course, I'm just starting a MSc degree, saw the first big assignment I have to do and have been paralysed by shock for the last two days, so my glasses may be even more rose tinted than normal as I look back at it.:\

Would I be right in guessing that you were also a UCC student before starting your own postgrad?
You're probably right, I've just had so many good days/nights there.

It's only early October and it's a huge change, I'm sure you'll settle in a bit more with time. Besides, in the highly unlikely case that you don't, it's only a year so you can totally ditch them all in less than 12 months. :D

Yeah, I did my undergrad and MA in UCC. I'm doing a second MA now because apparently I didn't traumatise myself enough the first time!
It is a great pub, no question, but like I say, odds are you were hanging out with awesome people there. It's quite possible that I was in there at the same time occasionally, after all. :p

I know, I've told myself that often. I just tend to get paranoid about these things. Although at this stage, I wouldn't even mind as much if I don't find people to mesh with on nights out as long as my current 'colleagues' are at least willing to work on projects together in one room. I almost never went out with my contemporaries in geology before, but in the lab we made a solid team. Lots of working together and valuable discussions and critiques in our project and during study month, which made the whole thing go so much more smoothly and probably didn't do our final results any harm either. I can survive a lonely year as long as I can be sure of a triumphant return at the end of it.

A second MSc? I knew a girl who was doing the same in Limerick for about a month before we had to part. I couldn't understand that choice when she made it either. :p Of course, at the start of the summer I never expected to be doing one myself. What kind of stuff are you doing?
 

TallanKhan

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I'm the sexisest because.....

I have a tendancy to go off on semi-psychotic rants about things most people would consider inconsiquential?

No? Ummm.....

I think I'm sexy therefore I am?

No? Well.....

...errr....

Because I'm Batman? Yeah, thats the one. I'm the sexiest because I am actually Batman - No really, I am.
 

Saulkar

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tricky-crazy said:
Those are some sweet biceps man, way to go !
Thanks! They are my favourite muscles to work out due to their rapid recovery time. :D
 

Sleepy Sol

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I am the sexiest because...I have a uh. A face.

...Man, I'm not very good at this. Someone help me out.
 

Silk_Sk

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Well, it's bad enough that women are taking all of our jobs but they can vote too? I mean come on. Politics in the kitchen? They really do need those weekly beatings to make sure they know their pla...oh. I misread the title.
 

NoeL

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EeveeElectro said:
NoeL said:
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Man, you are possibly the coolest person on this site.
Haha, thanks. But I won't stop until I'm indubitably the coolest person on this site (which might be tough... I've seen a few awesome beards).

mitchell271 said:
Damn, there's no way I can beat that! I think you're the sexy lady, there's no other reason you'd post here. Or a very masculine lady. One of them.
You can play a real guitar, so you kind of automatically win. :p But you are correct - I am indeed a sexy, very masculine lady.

Or am I!?
 

Leemaster777

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Everyone knows I am the sexiest ***** in the known universe:


Don't lie, you wish you were that water bottle, don't you?

...that water bottle won't stop calling me and leaving obsessive messages.

Captcha: gadzooks

See? Even the Captcha is smitten with me.
 

BarbaricGoose

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Zack84 said:
I'm pretty sure I got everyone beat except for a couple of the girls and maybe the black guy. Wei Shen right up there clocks in pretty high, too. lol

And my dad's a handsome old man, too.
oZode said:
Dear maker of this thread, I have a question that will drop deep into your shut tight soul, and open it to a new understanding of things:

Do I need to?

It is a simple fact of nature I am inherently sexier than anyone on this forum.


I'm so confused right now. I really have no words. You guys are joking, right? You must be joking... "I'm definitely the most handsome one here because you can imagine that I look like Brad Pitt."

...you guys are joking, right?
 

BarbaricGoose

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Zack84 said:
I never mentioned Brad Pitt. Not sure what else you're referring to.
Man... jokes lose all their muster when you have to explain them. The joke was that since you didn't post a picture, while saying you're better looking than everyone, you're pretty much forcing people to use their imagination; I.E. picture you as some hot celebrity--Brad Pitt. You get it?

It's not hilarious, but it's all I got. And I wasn't specifically referring to you; the other guy I quoted did the exact same thing, after all.

Also: there's a quote button, for future reference. Top right of the post you wanna quote.

PPS: when you post a picture, you better look like some sort of golden god. I'm talkin' REAL sexy. When I see you, I expect something like this to happen to anyone who gazes upon you:

 

game-lover

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Daystar Clarion said:
I'm sexy because I come in 2 forms.




Much to everyone's disappointment, there isn't really that much of a difference between the two.

[HEADING=1]STILL THE SEXIEST![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]SEXY AND ALSO DISAPPOINTING![/HEADING]
You look more attractive to me in the unshaven picture. So I think there's some type of difference there anyway...

OT: I'm way too modest to think go around expressing how sexy I am.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I am the Sexiest user. Why you ask? Three simple traits:

Long, luxurious hair
Deep, dazzlingly blue eyes
8 inch penis
I'm Awesome

I've posted pictures on various other threads so here's another one from a little while back



The top one is actually kind of recent (August 2013)
 
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game-lover said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I'm sexy because I come in 2 forms.




Much to everyone's disappointment, there isn't really that much of a difference between the two.

[HEADING=1]STILL THE SEXIEST![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]SEXY AND ALSO DISAPPOINTING![/HEADING]
You look more attractive to me in the unshaven picture. So I think there's some type of difference there anyway...

OT: I'm way too modest to think go around expressing how sexy I am.
[HEADING=1]Awwwwww yeah![/HEADING]

So what? Do we get married soon, or later?
 

Jacob Fenton

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Because I share my name with a character from Timesplitters 2!

If that is ever going to score me sexiness points anywhere I imagine it would be here.

Also I am from Yorkshire, which by law of nature also makes me sexier than those from elsewhere.

On a serious note (or at least as serious as I ever really get...) I was told recently by a real life actual woman that I am "beautiful" and it wasn't my Mum or anything.

I don't know how to post a picture here though because I post so rarely, so you shall have to take my word for it. Apologies.

Jake Fenton away!
 

2HF

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The beard, the bulk, the dark skin, I'm a fuckin teddy bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ed_XLQhlLE

Captcha just got meta, asking me to type "in a box" in the little white box while the phrase was displayed in another box.
 

BarbaricGoose

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Shoggoth2588 said:
I am the Sexiest user. Why you ask? Three simple traits:

Long, luxurious hair
Deep, dazzlingly blue eyes
8 inch penis
I'm Awesome

I've posted pictures on various other threads so here's another one from a little while back



The top one is actually kind of recent (August 2013)
Making me miss my long hair a bit, brother. Although mine wasn't straight, so I looked less like some Finnish metal singer and more like Maeby Funke.

I think I probably look better now. But still--I enjoyed it.