In the "Shooters Of Yore" Extra Puctuation article i said something like this:
"I dont undertand you sometimes Yatzee, if you are this bitter about playing these new FPS then why dont you play something good so the ignorant masses know that there is something beyond that grey wall?? I know, i know, work isnt it? But most of the time it seems that you take pleasure in playing shitty popular games to piss fanboys and then make more videos bashing the mails of them just to piss them off when in reality they still will think that their games are the best in the world regardless if you use that rare technique called logic to debunk any comment you see. However if you play good games they will be filled with doubt an uncertainty with the thought that they may be missing a good game instead of this one and their infinite supply of money as become shorter for nothing. Isnt that is more effective??"
I was unsure if this "job" he has actually prevented him from doing so. But then i heard this:
"but sometimes I seriously consider putting my money where my mouth is, retiring from reviewing triple-A big-commerce games altogether and concentrating entirely on indie releases, because that seems to be the only avenue where anything interesting happens"
My reaction??? The Slow Clap.
clap....clap......clap...clap..clap...clap.clapclapclapclapCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Come on people, join me up. CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLACLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLA CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLA(the audience stands up and clap even faster and stronger)
Anyway, if he his going to review The Binding Of Isaac he should at least tell us what version he played. There is the halloween update and 2 more updates to fix some game breaking bugs that are just horrible in a game when you cant save your progress. Like when you try to look in the wiki what item does what and suddendly the game closes itself (i have lost more games that way than just dying normally but i will get to that later) There is also the bug that makes the Satan True Final Boss fight a pain in the ass because you cant overkill him so hard that the HP goes negative and cant kill him anymore + the sound glicth that will make your ears bleed because i know 99% of you will have the music for the final boss at all volume. By the way, the Satan fight is a spoiler, but this game is so cool that you are probably going to play it 10 more times after i said it or reinstall it in the same way someone reinstalls Deus Ex as soon it hears it.
About the game getting to easy with certain upgrades that is debatable because you can even win with the worst items like Brimstone + Triple Shot, it makes your 2 seconds charge time into 5 seconds charge with the same damage making it very difficult to clear rooms but somehow a piece of cake against Moms Heart (spoilers).
The REAL Game Breaker is the fact that if you play well with the money and some active items you can get lots of Blood bags (specially the ones that makes you invulnerable + makes Blood donation machines appear in the same room and even if you dont have invulnerability items you can still abuse the mercy invincibility when taking damage to obtain money too) and with the money you had you can spend your chances on the Slot Machine to accumulate pills and eventually a Dollar Bill for future purchases + the fact that the Greed mini boss, that is guaranteed to happen at least 1 or 2 times per playtrough, drops a Steam Sale items that drops the prices to 50%, makes the only 3 items you can always have in each playtrough.
Lets not forget that you can exceed your maximum health that its displayed on the screen by abusing items that add more maximum health like the pills or soul hearts to the point that you can take damage but the hearts are not dropping down in the screen. This however makes the game very crashing friendly and you have to avoid ALT+TABing or clicking anywhere outside the game window or you will regret that your overpowered Isaac didnt make it.
Another bug (or intended feature?) is that some abilities RESET some stats instead of subtracting a few stats that you already have like Number One, where you can use you piss to attack enemies instead of tears and you gain maximum attacking speed (or Tears UP maximum) but you range resets to minimum regardless of how many range upgrades you had before, this makes some boss fight upgrades that go for range totally useless but you can skip that item right? well yes.............if you actually knew that bug or feature to begin with, probably because you have the wiki next to the game except that if you do use it your game will fucking crash!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
If this was too munch of a spoil for you then i will doubt it. After all, no one reads my comments after the first 2 pages but i will go for a new record of people not reading ANY comments after the first page. Thus making this post entirely pointless. HUZZA!!!
