Ezio: "Salute, Claudia."

[CleverNickname]

"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ."

 

[MrGalactus]

Whatever the australian guy said in Red Faction: Guerilla.
BAP BAP DUPPA DOO, MAY-SHEN!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"It'sa me, Mario!"

But it's not anything made by Nintendo.

AC2, Mario Auditore.

 

[Eggsnham]

Saint's Row 2:

Random dude: "I'll die before I tell you anything!"

Jonny Gat: "Yup." *Blam*

That just made my day when I first saw it.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Haggard: "She's got a great body, but a face like a can of dawg food..."
Sweetwater: "Isn't she your cousin?"
Haggard: "Yeah... So?"

The first Battlefield: Bad Company.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ."

I HATED that mission in San Andreas...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

"What're you doing down here, young man?" -Jonas, Fallout 3

The voice he says this in is just so weirdly hilarious... so nasally and unnatural sounding, I dunno.

 

[Cheesus333]

"Nothing's ever simple, is it?" -Com. Shepard

Just the way he delivers it is golden to me.

*everyone looks at the Thorian*

Liara: "That is... that's... that is disturbing."
Shepard: "...We're gonna need bigger guns."

Incidentally, some of the best Mass Effect dialogue was in the LotSB DLC. Hell, I'd buy it again just for more of that. That one bit in the car chase was amazing, I had to pause the game for laughter.

"Welcome, to the Circus of Val-yoooo!" BS

Hey, my friend ALWAYS says that one! and im just wondering what it's from, whats BS?

BS is Bioshock, the vending machines - specifically, 'the Circus of Value' ones - yell that at you when you use them. And when you leave, I swear -

I swear.

- they say "Kill your friends!"

 

[SPARTANXIII]

My favourite line has to be from Halo 2:
"For a brick, he flew pretty good"

 

[Serum211]

"Look, Rhinos! RHINOES! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES! THE COWADS! THE FOOOOLS! We... We should take away their metal bawkses."

Where was the Rhiono thing from again? I MUST KNOW!

Dawn of War: Soulstorm.

You know what, that almost makes me convinced to buy the oringnal Warhammmer 40k and the expansions, just to make sure i don't miss any other good qoutes, because that is Solid Gold!

 

[mirror's edgy]

I love when the dramatic intro guy does the title drop... "KILLER7!" But what will haunt my dreams is:
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Skooma skooma skooma skooma skooma!

"I used to be a dog. I got better. Not a better dog, though. I'm a terrible dog now. Tomorrow...who knows?"

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

The eternally awesome "I've covered wars, you know."

I would say something by Duke Nukem, but all he does is quote Bruce Campbell until people believe he's funny. I should know, it's what I do in real life.

 

[xXDeMoNiCXx]

Sweetwater: That's the Legionnaire's motto "Acta non Verba", it means "Actions not Words"
Sergeant: Well you're motto should be "Verba non Acta" cause you never shut the hell up!

Makes me giggle every time. Love that game.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

"I'll give you a hint it rhymes with shoes, and gives you the blues..that's right it's time for the cashews!"

"Today's weather extremely violent with a chance of dismemberment, tune in next time for the 5 day forecast."

"This is THREEE DAWG BOW-WOW-WOW you're voice in the darkness...or at least the radiation"

"Remember only you can prevent human flesh fires!"

Damn you Three Dog and you're addicting small talk.

 

[e2density]

"PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!" -TF2 Solly

Isnt it "BLEEDING is weakness leaving the body"?

Nope. Because when the Soldier says "PAIN IS" it sounds like "penis", thus starting the "Painis Cupcake" meme on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=painis+cupcake&aq=f

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

"I've always wanted a skeletal arm covered in hitler's blood and poo, so i'm considering this an overall success!"

Before a lot of you get confused, that was a quote from the wonderful "Time gentlemen, please."

 

[Raykuza]

Wind Waker:
"HOY!"
-Everyone

 

[northeast rower]

"Shepard."
"...Wrex."

 

[LarenzoAOG]

"YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!"
"I saw a mudcrab, the other day. Fearsome creatures."
"Is he mad?"
"He'll hurt someone carrying on like that!"
"Isn't a decency law that applies to just such an occaision?"[or, you know, something like that]
"He must be late. And she must be beautiful." [As we all know, jokes only get funnier the more you hear them!]
"ThAnK YoU, KiNd SiR!"[that's the only way I could think of to visually represent a smeagol-voice]

Yeah, that's all I got.

"It's a noble way to get around I suppose"

"I should find a way to keep in shape"

"Life expectency... about 5 more minutes"

"Florins, ducats, dinero, oh my!"

EDIT: "ASSASSINO!!!!"

from Fable 1 "I hope it rots and falls off"

EDIT 2: from Fable 3 "all I have to say is... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!!!!"