Anything said in Dragon Age is pure gold.
Oghren: The ladies love my beard, especially when I shake my chin like this, tickles 'em in all the right places.
Morrigan: Why do you call Alistair a "little pike twirler", its a curious description.
Oghren: Curious? Its entirely true, you haven't seen him twirl his pike? He goes at it when he thinks no ones watching. Knocks em out in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day, blushed all the way down to his navel. He couldn't even find his shirt. I swear he's gonna hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.
Morrigan: I don't want to hear this anymore, do I?
Oghren: I keep telling him pikes are for sticking things at long range, horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy girl.
Morrigan: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike, like a spear?
Oghren: Obviously, what else would I be talking about?
Morrigan: I can't imagine.
Oghren: Yup, a lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you.
Oghren: you know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the old weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yup, give it a good shine with a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: Thats disgusting!
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave your blade the old spit shine?
Alistair: I think thats private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules, I like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yup.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: Nevermind.
Shale: So here is a question for the painted elf.
Zevran: Painted elf...Oh, thats me! I do like that!
Shale: Am I to understand correctly that the painted elf is a crow?
Zevran: Not literally but yes, I am a Crow.
Shale: As in a bird?
Zevran: Is there another sort?
Shale: So the painted elf soils helpless statuary with its feces?
Zevran: If given sufficient cause, why not?
Shale: That is outrageous! The painted elf will stay away from me, or else!
Zevran: Heh, I get a lot of that.