Face-Chomping "Vampire" Attacks Geriatric At Hooters
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Hey... that kinda reminds me of the plot of 28 days later for some...Thyunda said:
OH CRAP.
(Unrelated, Captcha: WFP opingis.
Thought that just sounded funny...)
Time to channel my inner Phoenix Wright.
An elderly man, Ellis Smith, in a motorized wheelchair is sleeping outside of a vacant Hooters.
---If he's wealthy enough to afford a motorized wheelchair, why was he sleeping outside a Hooters?---
The alleged attacker, Josephine Smith, 22, pounced on Smith, biting his face, and announced that she was a vampire. Smith has no criminal history, while Ellis has had 12 arrests over the past four years.
---A college girl with no criminal history, for no reason, attacks an old man, severely mauling his face with her teeth, and announcing that she is a vampire. First, vampires go for major arteries, like the jugular, the veins in the wrists, or the vein in the inner thigh. While it is true that head wounds tend to bleed a lot, if someone was to snap and believe they were a vampire, and to go so far as to actually attack someone, they would most likely conform to the images of vampires that have been drilled into their head by years of exposure to Hollywood vampires, not turn into some animal that eats peoples faces. That sounds more like a zombie than anything.---
Ellis survived the assault, and managed to get to a nearby gas station, where he phoned the police.
---Somehow, a 69 year old man was able to fight off a 22 year old woman while she was busy ripping his face off with her teeth. He was also able to get to a gas station without her following him. No wheelchair is faster than a running person, just as no elderly man would be able to fight off a young woman in the throes of a presumable bloodlust.---
When police arrived, they found Smith near the scene of the attack covered in blood, without pants, and with her panties around her ankles.
---As was mentioned before, head wounds tend to bleed a lot, which would make the fact that she was covered in blood not much of an issue. However, the fact that she had her panties around her ankles is rather suspect, as is the fact that her pants were simply gone.---
There were no witnesses. Smith was unable to explain the attack or why she was partly au naturel.
---And here's the clincher. Smith allegedly announced that she was a vampire while she was attacking Ellis, but was unable to give a reason for the attack when the police questioned her. Presumably the police arrived not long after Ellis phoned it in, which means if there were any drugs in her system that would have made Smith delusional and aggressive, they would have still been in her system. Instead, she is confused and has no explanation for her alleged actions. Since there were no witnesses, there is no way for anyone to dispute Ellis' claims.---
Conclusion: It is my opinion that Ellis was the one who attacked Smith, drugging her and probably molesting her, if not outright raping her. Just because he's in a wheelchair doesn't mean he's not still functional. Smith, realizing what was happening, fought back against her attacker. Ellis fought her off, which would have been easy because of her drugged state, and motored over to the gas station, calling in a fake attack, with a bit of vampirism thrown into his story, to make the police think they were dealing with a run-of-the-mill druggie, and discount anything she might say as delirium or an attempt to switch the blame onto Ellis.
An elderly man, Ellis Smith, in a motorized wheelchair is sleeping outside of a vacant Hooters.
---If he's wealthy enough to afford a motorized wheelchair, why was he sleeping outside a Hooters?---
The alleged attacker, Josephine Smith, 22, pounced on Smith, biting his face, and announced that she was a vampire. Smith has no criminal history, while Ellis has had 12 arrests over the past four years.
---A college girl with no criminal history, for no reason, attacks an old man, severely mauling his face with her teeth, and announcing that she is a vampire. First, vampires go for major arteries, like the jugular, the veins in the wrists, or the vein in the inner thigh. While it is true that head wounds tend to bleed a lot, if someone was to snap and believe they were a vampire, and to go so far as to actually attack someone, they would most likely conform to the images of vampires that have been drilled into their head by years of exposure to Hollywood vampires, not turn into some animal that eats peoples faces. That sounds more like a zombie than anything.---
Ellis survived the assault, and managed to get to a nearby gas station, where he phoned the police.
---Somehow, a 69 year old man was able to fight off a 22 year old woman while she was busy ripping his face off with her teeth. He was also able to get to a gas station without her following him. No wheelchair is faster than a running person, just as no elderly man would be able to fight off a young woman in the throes of a presumable bloodlust.---
When police arrived, they found Smith near the scene of the attack covered in blood, without pants, and with her panties around her ankles.
---As was mentioned before, head wounds tend to bleed a lot, which would make the fact that she was covered in blood not much of an issue. However, the fact that she had her panties around her ankles is rather suspect, as is the fact that her pants were simply gone.---
There were no witnesses. Smith was unable to explain the attack or why she was partly au naturel.
---And here's the clincher. Smith allegedly announced that she was a vampire while she was attacking Ellis, but was unable to give a reason for the attack when the police questioned her. Presumably the police arrived not long after Ellis phoned it in, which means if there were any drugs in her system that would have made Smith delusional and aggressive, they would have still been in her system. Instead, she is confused and has no explanation for her alleged actions. Since there were no witnesses, there is no way for anyone to dispute Ellis' claims.---
Conclusion: It is my opinion that Ellis was the one who attacked Smith, drugging her and probably molesting her, if not outright raping her. Just because he's in a wheelchair doesn't mean he's not still functional. Smith, realizing what was happening, fought back against her attacker. Ellis fought her off, which would have been easy because of her drugged state, and motored over to the gas station, calling in a fake attack, with a bit of vampirism thrown into his story, to make the police think they were dealing with a run-of-the-mill druggie, and discount anything she might say as delirium or an attempt to switch the blame onto Ellis.
Good reasoning, but its a handicapped man, there fore he would need help of some type getting clothing back on. If he was, however, not handicapped, he is still old, so getting undressed and redressed takes time, and if your story is to be correct, he would have been finished clothing himself long before the woman woke up. So no bite could have occurred because he was ALREADY finished. The fact that he was in a wheel chair doesn't help because a young woman could easily out-stroll the gentlemen easily.CynderBloc said:
It occurred at a Hooters, so its possible the gal was a hooker *not saying that she IS* and could have taken a substance after removing her underwear, placing around the guys leg. Which would take her to a point of not knowing what was actually happening, therefore opening up the possibility that it was a pervy old man hiring a young gal for services, she takes a substance that clouds her judgement, maybe the man leaned forward for a kiss and instead got a greeting of teeth. If anything, the old mans story is quite clearly put together last second, either to protect the young woman from a arrest that could ruin her future or to cover himself.
*My theory to not being affected by drugs could have been a shock mechanic went into her mind once she tasted human blood. Wether hers or his is not the point. If this is correct, it had to be a less potent dose of it. And in my story, she took the drugs a short time before any act insued, so very possibly she wasn't far enough gone for her body to not realize the taste of blood.*
Either way, the case seems to have evidence that would hold no judge nor jurry for any reason, whatsoever. There needs to be a larger portion of evidence, maybe a polygraph to get a small amount of evidence that would point to a culprit. The old mans record is a very good reason to cover himself from the police by making a story last second to make the young woman seem responsible.
Anyways, thats just what I think went down, doubt its even close to what actually happened.
I don't think she's a vampire, others of her kind would not let her break the Masquerade such.
That was perfect!
Boom!McMullen said:
That was perfect!
I like how she tries to look all moody, dark and mysterious by lowering her head with a cold glance on the photo.
Unfortunately, there are many more people on this planet who believe they are somehow superior beings. That, my friends, is what happens when you don't deem yourselves interesting enough.
Unfortunately, there are many more people on this planet who believe they are somehow superior beings. That, my friends, is what happens when you don't deem yourselves interesting enough.
Oh boy, you do like reading a lot into things, don't you? What is your opinon on 9/11, incidentally?haaxist said:
There are several logical flaws and fishy conclusions in your argumentation. Also, considering that she hasn't yet said anything else than "I am a vampire", it seems safe to say she wasn't tricked by the man.
He should have worn a necklace made out of garlic to keep her away.
In all seriousness, I'm not exactly sure what to make of this. The girl's pants were down and the old man was arrested 12 times already. So something must've been up.
Although I can't say for sure. There's still more to the story we don't know about yet.
In all seriousness, I'm not exactly sure what to make of this. The girl's pants were down and the old man was arrested 12 times already. So something must've been up.
Although I can't say for sure. There's still more to the story we don't know about yet.
*laughing hysterically*
Oh man. You see, when a woman loves another woman...or alcohol is involved...or takes Stephanie Meyer novels too seriously...
Seriously though, it's not necessary to drag this on any further. Stranger things have occurred that people have been able to come up with a rational explanation. If any futher speculation is required just put her out in the sun. Worst case scenario she turns to ash and best case scenario she sparkles.
Oh man. You see, when a woman loves another woman...or alcohol is involved...or takes Stephanie Meyer novels too seriously...
Seriously though, it's not necessary to drag this on any further. Stranger things have occurred that people have been able to come up with a rational explanation. If any futher speculation is required just put her out in the sun. Worst case scenario she turns to ash and best case scenario she sparkles.
See, it's things like this that are going to make me stop looking at the news someday. Everything I read these days is either a half-truth or batshit-insane stupid. Or a combination of the two. It's actually getting very, very annoying, and this is coming from someone who LIKES batshit insanity.
Before even clicking on this link I saw a pic of the Count and thought he was in this. I am utterly dissapointed.
You know what? To me this looks suspiciously like some creepy old bastard's decided to try his hand at sexual assault and come off second best. Do we only have his word that the girl claimed to be a vampire?
