Famous Last Words

[000Ronald]

This is a game where you put down a phrase that describes a situation that would end someone's life; for example...

"Honey, I'm having an affair!"

See, it's funny because it's assumed his wife killed him.

Apologies abound.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"Are you sure the electricity is turned off?"

 

[Tsurugi]

"Now you're sure this is safe, right?"

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

"I have done this a million times, all simulated of course"

 

[asmodaus]

"How long did you set the timer for?"

 

[jdog345]

"Look, it's getting bigger!"

 

[Dinnj]

*On a gravestone* "I wanted to get cremated, and now here I am rotting in the ground getting skullfucked by maggots!"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"I'll just take that from it - no, it's fine. Tigers rarely bite."

 

[Dinnj]

"DUCK! And it's got a ROCKET LAUNCHER!"

 

[Ionait]

poof

 

[Lord Harrab]

"Don't worry, they can't possibly hit us from all the way over th-"

 

[asmodaus]

"Don't worry, we're out of they range of their lasers..."

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"Oh, bugger. The fuse was meant to be thirty minutes?!"

 

[7dollarbill]

Typical last words for American frat boys.


"Hey dude, how much ya wanna bet that I can do this?"

or

"Dude, watch this!"

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." True last words of Gen. John Sedgewick, minutes before being killed by a sniper.

 

[figment of mind]

"Let's play a game of russian roullete!"

 

[Khedive Rex]

"There's no such things as ninjas and even if there were, I ain't afraid of no tights-wearing, tea-sipping - MY GOD!!! AHGHGGGGHHHH. IT'S IN MY NECK!!! guxh."

 

[000Ronald]

"How high up do you think we are? Thik I can jump from here? I'm gonna do it."

 

[Krystallkitty]

"I am INVINCIBLE!"

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"Oh no! this duck has aquired a taste for human flesh!" ....maybe not.