Favorite Futurama Quotes

[ParadoxBG]

Can't get enough of the show, myself. I've watched the whole series inside and out a dozen times.

So here're a couple of my favorite quotes:

"If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!" --Dr. John Zoidberg.

"Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Atilla the Hun!" -- Zap Brannigan

And:

"Sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant." --Leela

So there you go. What are your favorite quotes from the Groening space-opus?

(Incidentally, I tried posting this thread on my own site's forum. Nobody went for it. No respect, these days. )

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Good News Everyone!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What in Sega Genesis is going on here!!!

 

[Radeonx]

I have a very sexy learning disability. What's that called Kif?

 

[Cabisco]

It's not a quote, but i love it when the credits roll and i know it's all over


I joke i joke it's likely Dr. Zoidbergs weird sound he makes, like a woopwoopwooopwoopwoop

 

[ParadoxBG]

I have a very sexy learning disability. What's that called Kif?

*sigh*

Sex-lexia.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Because someone has to say it... Bite my GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS!

 

[Jharry5]

My all time favourite would have to be from Bender:

'I guess a robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer...'

The delivery gets me every time.

 

[David Bray]

Anything Zap Brannigan says.

 

[Sonicron]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!"

Oh, and just about every line from Hedonism Bot is solid gold.

 

[BillyShakes]

The way I greeted every person I spoke to in person for the first week of the new year;
"Welcome, to the world of tomorrow!"

 

[Julianking93]

I have a very sexy learning disability. What's that called Kif?

*sigh* Sexlexia...

OT, "hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?"

 

[FinalGamer]

"Tend to the widow Pac-Man."
"Nooooooooo-wakkawakkawakka-ooooooooo!"

And from one of the later hour-length episodes:
"Who are you humans and why am I pointing you towards the exit!?!?"

 

[ParadoxBG]

It's not a quote, but i love it when the credits roll and i know it's all over

I know you're kidding but I kinda do too. NOT BECAUSE IT'S OVER, mind you, but because the theme song is pretty damn groovy IMO

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah...Why must you make me choose only one?! When you can have all of them?! [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama]

OT: My favourite is "You may have to "metaphorically" make a deal with the "devil." And by "devil," I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically," I mean get your coat."

 

[lasherman]

"I'll be in the angry dome"
"I'm back baby!"
"This is just like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip!"
"EROTIC!"
"And here's another cyclops, but this one has NO eyes"

 

[lasherman]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!"

Oh, and just about every line from Hedonism Bot is solid gold.

"I apologize, for nothing!"

 

[Indecizion]

Leela: Look fry were under the mistletoe
Santabot: YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY TOW MISSILE!

 

[ParadoxBG]

Ooh, from Roswell that Ends Well:

"Choke on that, causality!"

You have no idea of how often I've thought that when watching time-travel movies.

 

[Cabisco]

It's not a quote, but i love it when the credits roll and i know it's all over

I know you're kidding but I kinda do too. NOT BECAUSE IT'S OVER, mind you, but because the theme song is pretty damn groovy IMO

God your right, i love that theme. So much so i shall now listen to it using the magic of youtube!