Favorite Futurama Quotes

[ParadoxBG]

Fry,upon seeing a blimp that tells him it's the year 2999:

"Wow, a million years!"

 

[justblues]

favorite quote
Roberto: just in time red what side you want to be on
Fry: The side that kicks your twisted metal ass

 

[archi-p]

striped biologist taunter: what are ya gonna do shoot us

 

[brazenhead89]

FRY: Look Bender, four identical castles!
BENDER: Each one more identical than the last.....

Wittiest show ever.

 

[bob-2000]

"What makes a man go neutral? Money? Power? Or is he just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
- Zap (Note that I cannot vouch for my quote's accuracy)
"Hey baby... wanna kill all humans?"

Bender: "What a horrible dream! Ones and zeros everywhere... and I thought I saw a two..."
Fry: "It was just a dream, Bender, there's no such thing as two."

"All hail the hypno-toad!"

"Zoibie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoibie want go outside!" - Zoidberg

Leela: "Why did you bring us here?"
Zoidberg: "And why did I have to take a cab?"

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

[HEADING=1]I AM LRRR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI EIGHT![/HEADING]

 

[Misterian]

Zoidberg: The doctor is in! (gets zapped) the doctor is out!

 

[Jeronus]

Bender: Fry, if you don't make a deal with the robot devil, I will lose all respect for you and punch you in the stomach.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Anything Zoidberg says/does is pure gold:

Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus!
Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

 

[Isshin]

I hate you all, i was planning on sleeping soon, but now I must watch Futurama.

"We need rest, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." - Zapp

"Well then good news!... It's a suppository"
"Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything" - Prof

When about to leave the Deep South when Zoidbergs house got burnt down
Zoidberg: oh god how did this happen!?
Hermes: That's a very good question...
Bender: Oh that's where I left my cigar!
Hermes: That just raises more questions!

 

[shogunblade]

From "The Beast With A Billion Backs":

Prof. Farnsworth: Prepare the Pre-flight Coffee Enemas!
Enema Robot: Warning: The Enema you are about to receive is very hot.

I had to rewind it just to make sure I heard it correctly.

 

[Stilt-Man]

"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!" -Prof. Farnsworth

Anything the Big Brain says is great, too. "Tom Sawyer, you tricked me..."

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

..and Zoidberg!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Because someone has to say it... Bite my GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS!

ninja'd

OT:

I like "You can't count on God for jack, he pretty much told me so himself!" from Bender.

 

[dkyros]

You don't worry about blank, let me worry about blank
- Fry

 

[TK421]

"Whats this? Two meals in one week?" Dr. Zoidberg

Also just about anything Bender says.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Good News Ever-

Good News Everyone!

...Dammit, that's all I had. Uh...Hey look over there!
*Escapes through a window*

 

[WeatherMan11]

I'm back baby.
-The Great Bender B. Roderiguez

 

[Insanum]

"Pfft, Is the space Pope Reptillian?"

I think that was bender, Although it may have been amy.