Favorite videogame one liner.

[namhorFnodroG]

Anything that comes out Francis mouth from Left 4 Dead.

 

[dragdev]

Everything that comes from Dr richtofen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSf7jVbvdhM&feature=related

and a line from the godfather II the game when you are standing still for a long time

"so here we are just standing around with our dicks in our hands" classy

 

[theSteamSupported]

"Son of a ***** left me to freeze"

- Martin "The Ice Man" Finnegan from Bioshock

 

[The X Magus X Hunter]

I love Illidan Stormrage's final line in the WOW Burning Crusade cinematic.

Illidan: "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"

 

[Xannidel]

pretty much anything Teddie says in Persona 4. Like:

Just say the word and it's bear time!

I'll just leave this link here for your entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVV2Tlk2Yj8&list=FLx4d9bjvr1A_NvStdmkNOYg&index=10&feature=plpp_video

 

[Zantos]

How do I pick one? Just, everything from Psychonauts.

Particularly "Oh no, it WAS the orphanage... for dogs! It was the puppy orphanage, everyone!"

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat."
-JC Denton

"Zeus! Your son has returned! And I have brought the destruction of Olympus!!"
-Kratos

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it."
-Sovereign

"I'm gona kill Praxis!"
-Jak (first words)

 

[Vigormortis]

Honestly? It's hard to choose, so I'll just say just about any one-liner from any of the following:

Portal
Portal 2
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Team Fortress 2
Psychonauts
Duke Nukem 3D
Metal Arms
Conker's Bad Fur Day

And a gem from the last in the list:

"...egh, clean slate. Ja, clean slate. Erm, mmm, let's see now. Uh...anti-gravity chocolate? Eh, er, it's kind of vorking. Mmm. Yep. Out the ****ing vindow with that."

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

"Forsake the land to see the sea...see?" ~ Penguin Pirate - Legend of Mana

That would be "Forsake the lake to see the sea...see?" from Legend of Mana, "Gorgon Eye" mission. Thank you PS3 fo having that classic!

OT:

"NO ONE can stop me now!" Sprite, Secret of Mana - after receiving magic from Undine.

GAK! I knew I got that wrong.

Ah well, lotta great quotes in that game.

Indeed, especially when you finish the "Gilbert: School Amore" mission and then talk to the cactus in your room. His response:

"He got hard?"

XD Yes, yes he did.....

 

[2733]

he only looks tough because his mother was an ugly ***** -Sylvia, no more heroes
It's time to unleash the asskickulater! -timesplitters FP
What is so impressive about shouting? maiyic (I can't spell it) can shout all he wants.-skyrim

 

[Jedoro]

"Oh crap!" -Garrus, ME3, upon seeing a bomb left by Cerberus in an elevator.

 

[Strain42]

"Forsake the land to see the sea...see?" ~ Penguin Pirate - Legend of Mana

That would be "Forsake the lake to see the sea...see?" from Legend of Mana, "Gorgon Eye" mission. Thank you PS3 fo having that classic!

OT:

"NO ONE can stop me now!" Sprite, Secret of Mana - after receiving magic from Undine.

GAK! I knew I got that wrong.

Ah well, lotta great quotes in that game.

Indeed, especially when you finish the "Gilbert: School Amore" mission and then talk to the cactus in your room. His response:

"He got hard?"

XD Yes, yes he did.....

I love that little guy.

...the cactus, I mean. Not the guy who got hard >_>

 

[Silvianoshei]

"I can not be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools."

- Joneleth Irenicus, BG2: SoA

 

[Pearwood]

Almost made that game worth it.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

This is in text only but it's still my favorite.
Mass effect 2
DLC Shadow Broker
Zaeed: The blood pack always liked their pilots incredible god dam stupid.

 

[Biodeamon]

a can't remember what hey said but i remember spouts of gore going everywhere, it also may have included multiple sharp objects and a wood chipper.

 

[Mr Dizazta]

"That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through. . .Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy." -Garrus

 

[Blade1130]

Oh Cave Johnson, I wish I knew you:

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

"Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired."

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"

In retrospect, not really a one-liner, but dammit Cave Johnson is too good for mere one-liners.

 

[Strain42]

Of course I'd be remiss if I left out one of the greatest battle cries of all time

"Hi! I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear." ~ Youngster - Pokemon

 

[Luke Buckley]

Your right hand comes off?