Favorite videogame one liner.

[Machine Man 1992]

"Fuck you! And fuck your Marker!"- Issac Clarke, Dead Space 2

"Suck the tears off my dick, you ugly mud-fuckers!!!"- General Serrano, Bulletstorm

"Are you engaging in reproductive behavior with this one?"- Blasto, Mass Effect 3

"Badassfully: Dammit, you big stupid jellyfish. I was just. Three. Days. From retirement."- Bubin, Mass Effect 3 (again)

"You have not won! You will never...!"- Scolar Visari, Killzone 2

"How is everything going for you? Because I'm a potato."- PotatOS, Portal 2

 

[Suncatcher]

Had to be me. Somebody else might have gotten it wrong.

 

[Maniac2807]

Hard to believe its been 3 pages and not a single HK-47 quote.

"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"

"Annoyed statement: Damn it, Master, I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

"Observation: I am awesome."

 

[Lt._nefarious]

"Ow I pricked myself" - James Sunderland
"Look Ma I'm a lumberjack" - Sam Stone
"I'm giving the covenant back their bomb" - John 117
"You find yourself in a room" - computer in YFYIAR
"I love it when they do that" - Samantha Byrne
"Roach... I've been compromised" - Cpt. "Soap" MacTavish
"Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaake!!!" - Otacon

 

[renegade7]

Cave Johnson: "Now, those of you who signed up to be injected with praying mantis DNA, we've got some bad news and some good news. The bad news: that test has been postponed indefinitely. But the good news is, we've got a new test for you: live combat training against an army of mantis men! Just grab a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test begins."

Tellah: "YOU SPOONY BARD!"

Kefka Palazzo: "Ahem. There is *SAND* on my boots!"

 

[Whateveralot]

"We fight or we die"
- Shephard / Mass Effect 3.

So increadibly deep. Especially after you've seen the ending.

 

[Poetic Nova]

"Look Ma I'm a lumberjack" - Sam Stone
"I'm giving the covenant back their bomb" - John 117

I totally forgot these 2, while I have just played Serious Sam :faint:

 

[Mike Richards]

I may be drunk krogan, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober.

I think Fus Roh Dah deserves a special mention, just for being one of the few quotes that's actually meant to kill people.

That's actually a paraphrased Winston Churchill quote, I believe it went something like, "Madam I may currently be drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober but you will still be ugly." There are probably faults, but it was badass.

Somehow having a turian quoting Churchill increases the badass. On a related note it also reminded me of one of my favorite TF2 lines.

"I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse!"

 

[Electrohydra]

It's all in the context and how he says it but...

"That's bullshit!"-Nines Rodriguez, from Vampire: the masquerade - Bloodlines intro

 

[Generalissimo]

"it's time to SPLIT!" -seargent cortez. timesplitters 3

 

[distortedreality]

JC Denton, in the fwresh.

 

[MBaskerville]

It would have to be

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

Seems nearly almost the entire NCR army almost wishes for that on a regular basis.

 

[thespyisdead]

"The only way they'll detect us is if you start singing the Russian national anthem."

-Joker



*Shepard starts singing*
meanwhile in the geth collective:
"Do you detect that faint music?"
"Quarians high as fuck, thinking they're humans and shit"

 

[Flack]

I'll give you a bad case of someone just shot me in the head if you don't hurry up.

-John Marsden

 

[TheOneBearded]

You big stupid jellyfish!

-Commander Shepard (ME3) Comedy gold we have right here.

 

[Cheesus333]

"Anyone who gets in our way is either stupid, or on Saren's payroll. Killing one is business. Killing the other is a favour to the universe."
- Urdnot Wrex, on justifying every kill in Mass Effect.

It would have to be

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

Seems nearly almost the entire NCR army almost wishes for that on a regular basis.

"Heard some more people got attacked last night."
- Every citizen of Freeside. All of them. All the time.

Or as I now hear it.

"Hurts more pizza bought a tack last night."

 

[Relish in Chaos]

?You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance.? ? Ryu, Street Fighter II

?I will meditate and then destroy you.? ? Dhalsim, Street Fighter II

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Personally, I've got to say it is when R110 develops a personality in TimeSplitters: Future perfect and starts shouting obscurities at his fellow mechanical counterparts whom he would like to feed his laser to. Things along the line of "Eat my laser, eat it."