Favorite Villain Lines
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(Spoilers from the third book of Game of Thrones)
"Elia of Dorne - first I killed her screaming whelp. Then, I raped her. Then I smashed her F*cking head in. Like this. *Crunch*"
-Gregor Clegane, A Storm of Swords
Ive finished the fourth book now, and that fight is still the best part of all of them.
"Elia of Dorne - first I killed her screaming whelp. Then, I raped her. Then I smashed her F*cking head in. Like this. *Crunch*"
-Gregor Clegane, A Storm of Swords
Ive finished the fourth book now, and that fight is still the best part of all of them.
Portal 2 spoilers:
"AND ANOTHER THING! You... you never caught me! I told you I could die, falling off that rail, but you didn't catch me... didn't even try!"
"Did you forget that I'm the one who told you how to find that little Portal gun you love so much? Well, I thought you'd die in the attempt, if I'm honest. All the others did. Oh, you didn't think you were the first, did you? No, no, no, FIFTH! No, I lie, SIXTH! Probably best to leave it up to your imagination what happened to the other five... no,you know what? I think we're well beyond the point of tasteful restraint at this point, so I'll just tell you what happened: they died. They all died horribly. Trying to get to that Portal gun you're gripping in your meaty little fingers, there! Oh, but you thought you were special? 'Cuz you were such a good jumper! Problem solver! Clever... but ambitious!"
-Wheatley Supreme, Portal 2
"Did you forget that I'm the one who told you how to find that little Portal gun you love so much? Well, I thought you'd die in the attempt, if I'm honest. All the others did. Oh, you didn't think you were the first, did you? No, no, no, FIFTH! No, I lie, SIXTH! Probably best to leave it up to your imagination what happened to the other five... no,you know what? I think we're well beyond the point of tasteful restraint at this point, so I'll just tell you what happened: they died. They all died horribly. Trying to get to that Portal gun you're gripping in your meaty little fingers, there! Oh, but you thought you were special? 'Cuz you were such a good jumper! Problem solver! Clever... but ambitious!"
-Wheatley Supreme, Portal 2
So Bane in Dark Knight rises isn't that great of a villain. However, my history professor gave us a lesson on famous historians who studied the idea of a "result" for history. One historian, Francis Fukuyama, said that we're at the apex of history since the cold-war. There's isn't much of a meaning nowadays to history other than "a mesure of progress". However, each civilization that believed they were the "apex of history" fell at some point. It's the reason why I sort of dismissed his theory.
Although, Fukuyama made me think of Bane and this quote: "Victory has defeated you". I guess there's somethings that are positive in things that you believe are wrong.
However, my new favorite line is from a villain who turned hero at the end of the movie.
It's just summarized with one word: PRESENTATION!
Perfect delivery
Although, Fukuyama made me think of Bane and this quote: "Victory has defeated you". I guess there's somethings that are positive in things that you believe are wrong.
However, my new favorite line is from a villain who turned hero at the end of the movie.
It's just summarized with one word: PRESENTATION!
Perfect delivery
Azula talking to one of her soldiers in Avatar the Last Airbender. Don't remember the beginning parts word for word, but this is basically what was said. Opens with soldier explaining that they can't get close to the shore because of the tides.
Azula: I do not know much about the tides, Captain. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Yes, Princess?
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: ...Princess?
Azula: Do. The tides. Command. This. Ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to, say, throw you overboard? Do you think that the tides would think twice about smashing your body up against the rocky shore?
Captain: (gulp) ...No, Princess.
Azula: Then perhaps you should worry less about the tides who have already made up their minds about killing you...and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.
Azula: I do not know much about the tides, Captain. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Yes, Princess?
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: ...Princess?
Azula: Do. The tides. Command. This. Ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to, say, throw you overboard? Do you think that the tides would think twice about smashing your body up against the rocky shore?
Captain: (gulp) ...No, Princess.
Azula: Then perhaps you should worry less about the tides who have already made up their minds about killing you...and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.
"Even these beasts recognize what you were oblivious to, human." -Didact, Halo 4
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."-Sovereign, Mass Effect
"I think we can put our differences behind us, fos science. You monster."-GlaDOS, Portal 2
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" -Joker, The Dark Knight
From Sherlock:
Sherlock: "People have died."
Moriarty: "That's what people DO!"
Also:
Moriarty: "Jim Moriarty... hi!"
Another one:
Moriarty: "No rush"
Another one:
Moriarty: "...and honey, you should see. me. in a crown."
Another one:
Moriarty: "Now I got to go back playing with the ordinary people, and it turns out YOU'RE ordinary just like ALL of them."
"I'm dissapointed, I'm dissapointed of you, ORDINARY Sherlock!"
Gosh, I love Moriarty ^^
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."-Sovereign, Mass Effect
"I think we can put our differences behind us, fos science. You monster."-GlaDOS, Portal 2
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" -Joker, The Dark Knight
From Sherlock:
Sherlock: "People have died."
Moriarty: "That's what people DO!"
Also:
Moriarty: "Jim Moriarty... hi!"
Another one:
Moriarty: "No rush"
Another one:
Moriarty: "...and honey, you should see. me. in a crown."
Another one:
Moriarty: "Now I got to go back playing with the ordinary people, and it turns out YOU'RE ordinary just like ALL of them."
"I'm dissapointed, I'm dissapointed of you, ORDINARY Sherlock!"
Gosh, I love Moriarty ^^
Oh man, in the first Baldur's Gate. I don't remember his name, but one of the many assassins that attacks you has the line: "I am death, come for thee". Holy fuck it's awesome. It may be the assassin that attacks you in Nashkel after the mines.
I was going to post something SHODAN related, seeing as she (technically "it") is my number one favourite villain in any entertainment media ever, but that line gives me goosebumps every time.Legion said:
Oh well, might as well post a quote of my own choosing then: "The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence?" SHODAN, scaring the fuck out of 11 year-old me in System Shock 2.
From Team Four Star's Dragonball Z Abridged
Frieza: Hey Vegeta... (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch, Vegeta falls to the ground)
Vegeta: You're the one hitting me!
Frieza: Au Contraire, Vegeta! You brought this upon yourself.
Frieza: Hey Vegeta... (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch, Vegeta falls to the ground)
Vegeta: You're the one hitting me!
Frieza: Au Contraire, Vegeta! You brought this upon yourself.
"A man chooses, a slave obeys." -Andrew Ryan, Bioshock (Honorable Mentions go to "Would you Kindly?" and "Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow?")
"Is submission not preferable to extinction?" -Saren, Mass Effect
And I can't chose just one here, so:
"We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothin'. My whole life, John, all I ever did was fight."
"But I can't give up neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see?"
"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to justify their wages."
"Our time is passed, John." -Dutch, Red Dead Redemption
"Is submission not preferable to extinction?" -Saren, Mass Effect
And I can't chose just one here, so:
"We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothin'. My whole life, John, all I ever did was fight."
"But I can't give up neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see?"
"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to justify their wages."
"Our time is passed, John." -Dutch, Red Dead Redemption
"You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard." - GLaDOS (Portal 2)
Cave Johnson's lemon rant
"Now, shall you deal with ME, O Prince - and all the powers of HELL!" - Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
Cave Johnson's lemon rant
"Now, shall you deal with ME, O Prince - and all the powers of HELL!" - Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
another from someone who's more of a secondary villain protagonist who follows the MC(harry), from a harry potter fanfic of all things.
"You are such a delectable little morsel," Luna was not surprised in the least that Hate's voice sounded exactly like the one she had heard in her mind, "There will be many who wish to feast on your weakling soul."
The knight smashed Samuels against the wall, and the back of the boy's head collided painfully against the stone.
Luna winced. Now that would make him very susceptible to Wrackspurts in the future.
"It will be a very painful process," Hate hissed through its visor, "for your soul to be devoured. Your flesh has to go first. It is the wrapping that hides your spirit, and the demons of Hell are ravenous in their hunger. They will tear at your skin. They will gnaw at your flesh. They will suck the marrow from your bones. Of course, you will be kept alive through all of it. The Hellspawn enjoy music to their feast, you see, and nothing excites them more than the screams of the damned."
The knight's sword shrieked. A howling, screeching dirge that made Luna's eardrums ring.
"Just like that," Hate's voice grated, and the shrieking stopped, "When at last your flesh has been stripped from your bones, the demons will reach your soul and violate it in ways you cannot hope to imagine. A thousand different pains you will feel. A thousand burning agonies they will inflict upon you over and over again. You will be allowed no rest. Pain will be your home. Suffering will be your only friend. You will be ended. You will die, and the last thing you will hear in the coming darkness is the laughter of thirsting gods."-Hate from Deprived
"You are such a delectable little morsel," Luna was not surprised in the least that Hate's voice sounded exactly like the one she had heard in her mind, "There will be many who wish to feast on your weakling soul."
The knight smashed Samuels against the wall, and the back of the boy's head collided painfully against the stone.
Luna winced. Now that would make him very susceptible to Wrackspurts in the future.
"It will be a very painful process," Hate hissed through its visor, "for your soul to be devoured. Your flesh has to go first. It is the wrapping that hides your spirit, and the demons of Hell are ravenous in their hunger. They will tear at your skin. They will gnaw at your flesh. They will suck the marrow from your bones. Of course, you will be kept alive through all of it. The Hellspawn enjoy music to their feast, you see, and nothing excites them more than the screams of the damned."
The knight's sword shrieked. A howling, screeching dirge that made Luna's eardrums ring.
"Just like that," Hate's voice grated, and the shrieking stopped, "When at last your flesh has been stripped from your bones, the demons will reach your soul and violate it in ways you cannot hope to imagine. A thousand different pains you will feel. A thousand burning agonies they will inflict upon you over and over again. You will be allowed no rest. Pain will be your home. Suffering will be your only friend. You will be ended. You will die, and the last thing you will hear in the coming darkness is the laughter of thirsting gods."-Hate from Deprived
CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX
I dont think so admiral.. you see at this point, im pretty much the queen ***** of the universe. and not all of your little soldiers or space ships shall stand in my way again.
-AND-
You seem overconfident of your abilities, dark one. I am no helpless Cerebrate to be assailed under cover of darkness.. I am the Queen of Blades! and my stare alone would reduce you to ashes. You and your ilk cease to amuse me, Prepare yourself for
oblivion's embrace!
I dont think so admiral.. you see at this point, im pretty much the queen ***** of the universe. and not all of your little soldiers or space ships shall stand in my way again.
-AND-
You seem overconfident of your abilities, dark one. I am no helpless Cerebrate to be assailed under cover of darkness.. I am the Queen of Blades! and my stare alone would reduce you to ashes. You and your ilk cease to amuse me, Prepare yourself for
oblivion's embrace!
Jon Irenicus:
"You walk as a mortal, taking no advantage from your heritage, from your talents within. So many things of flesh are greater than you.. Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill."
"Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh, when death is bred in your bones? Do you realize the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall!"
Still one of my top three vidyagame villains after more than a decade.
"You walk as a mortal, taking no advantage from your heritage, from your talents within. So many things of flesh are greater than you.. Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill."
"Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh, when death is bred in your bones? Do you realize the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall!"
Still one of my top three vidyagame villains after more than a decade.
Well, there's pretty much everything the Joker from The Dark Knight has ever said, for starters.
Then there's The Killing Joke... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hhQaTgu5AQ&list=FLOUp8AHkZWRGuwtB_PBinNg&index=27
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, an entity, something illusory. But not a single, clear, definable emotion other than fear and disgust" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
"You were deafened" "You could hear"
"You were broken" "You were whole"
"You were blinded" "And at last... you saw" - You know who, KOTOR II
There are probably too many to list, but those four stand out to me.
Then there's The Killing Joke... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hhQaTgu5AQ&list=FLOUp8AHkZWRGuwtB_PBinNg&index=27
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, an entity, something illusory. But not a single, clear, definable emotion other than fear and disgust" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
"You were deafened" "You could hear"
"You were broken" "You were whole"
"You were blinded" "And at last... you saw" - You know who, KOTOR II
There are probably too many to list, but those four stand out to me.