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Queen Michael

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From Broken Sword:

She then adds, with a totally straight face, ?We may need you to play twing-twang?.
My first thought when I heard that was ?I am so going to quote that out of context? but on reflection it doesn?t make a whole lot of sense in context either. If the developers were hoping I?d consider buying the full game just to see what twing-twang is, then mission fucking accomplished I suppose, but I?m going to be very disappointed if it isn?t a cutesy euphemism for lesbian cunilingus, YEAH I WENT THERE.
 
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"...who would replace their genetial with a minigun if they found something else they could piss out of."

Gears of War 2 review. Can't remember the full sentence.
 
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"Short answer: No.

Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 
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"Fun! You know, what games used to be before they started feeling like a second job!" From the Psychonauts review
 
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Pants on head retarded is fun... I actually called a girl that today. She had pants on her head, so it was deserved. :p But my favourite is probably "which, like a menstruating woman being thrown off the top of a skyscraper, breaks flow." I've used that every time i complain about any flow breaking mechanism lol.
 
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*clap clap* OI!

can't remember from which episode but watched that part over and over again
 
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I'm too lazy to look this up, so it may not be the exact words but...

"But then again I paid $100 for Mirrors Edge so I must be a retard."
 
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tkaStryc9 said:
"A plot as twisted and impenetrable as a granite octopus." I think that was from Metal Gear Solid 4.
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That plot i from his comments about the RE storyline. I don't know. He almost used the same description. What I remembered about MGS 4 is that it is in need of an Editor.
 
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its so hard to choose just one... but a favourite would be
"i'd rather swallow razor wire pull the other end out of my arse and floss myself to death"

and the bit about how he likes to wrap lettuce around his cock and hide it in other people's salad.

every episode has a moment of six that make me near die laughing :D
 
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In short No, in long nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
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TempestZ said:
Otaru Ikari said:
We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"
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My name is Adrian. I was like WTF???
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I would have shat a brick if I heard him call my name

"short answer no long answer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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