Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[NicoDK]

*clap clap* OI!

can't remember from which episode but watched that part over and over again

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

I'm too lazy to look this up, so it may not be the exact words but...

"But then again I paid $100 for Mirrors Edge so I must be a retard."

 

[Mirroga]

"A plot as twisted and impenetrable as a granite octopus." I think that was from Metal Gear Solid 4.

That plot i from his comments about the RE storyline. I don't know. He almost used the same description. What I remembered about MGS 4 is that it is in need of an Editor.

 

[digipinky75910]

Perhaps the entire Mirror's Edge review XD

 

[T3h Merc]

"Let me hold your face under the bubbling putrescent waters of knowledge"

What review is this quote from?

Peggle.

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

"BULL...FUCKING...SHIT! They were right fucking there!"

Yahtzee on Halo Wars

 

[dweomermaster]

its so hard to choose just one... but a favourite would be
"i'd rather swallow razor wire pull the other end out of my arse and floss myself to death"

and the bit about how he likes to wrap lettuce around his cock and hide it in other people's salad.

every episode has a moment of six that make me near die laughing

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

His throat sound while describing Final Fantasy xD

 

[Archetypal_Maniac]

*opening credits* "Yeah, it's alright" *closing credits* Fallout review.

 

[gmacarthur81]

One word, said in a South African accent....


Zebras.

XD

 

[Surreysmith]

In short No, in long nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[King of the N00bs]

I forget but it was something about batman being compared to a flasher

"and batman spreads his cape like a deadly flasher of the night"

yeah what he said!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"

My name is Adrian. I was like WTF???

I would have shat a brick if I heard him call my name

"short answer no long answer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Mar451]

Cant belive i havent seen this yet

From the Silent Hill 2 review

"Its a fascinating voyage of pain and dispair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied like fucking a burning dolphin."

 

[Random Argument Man]

No matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical hand that shoot bees, you're going to fucking lose.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

"Yahtzee, you...ordinary person"

This one. It actually caught me more off guard than some of his other lines. Heh.

 

[lacktheknack]

He promised not to talk about breasts in the first Tomb Raider review... he did.

 

[MercylessMing]

"Yahtzee you Calipygian Adonis."

 

[lacktheknack]

*clap clap* OI!

can't remember from which episode but watched that part over and over again

E3 2007

"If you're paying attention, you'll no doubt see these are all SEQUELS. And if you aren't paying attention... OI!"

 

[berault]

Great responsibility Uncle Ben Gwen Stacy clone saga derpy derpy doo
- Spiderman: Web of Shadows