Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[T3h Merc]

"Let me hold your face under the bubbling putrescent waters of knowledge"

 

[Emperor Inferno]

"Mumorpuger"

"It's repetitive,"

"Pants on head retarded"

"Facking oresum"

"It's repetitive,"

"Jedi penis extension"

"All in all, it comes across as the sort of thing you'd get from a soulless videogame generating machine if you fed an Aliens box set into the slot and asked for something less compelling.... and more repetitive."

 

[brynnflynn]

Maybe it's because I'm female, but...

"...which like a menstruating woman falling off a tall building, BREAKS FLOW."

gets me every time. Puns? Menstruation jokes? I'm there!

 

[Pandameter]

"So I guess what I'm trying to say is can brightly coloured abominations really compare to Batman, and the short answer is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

- Spore review (took me so long to figure out which one it was)

 

[Mr.logic]

"If you can imagine The Lost Vikings knocking up Little Big Planet then the internet has clearly desensitized you to retarded sexualization." I was not expecting it to end the way it did.

that and ... essentially flawed concept dodgey detection indecicive design muddy story unlikable characters shocking brevity put them all together and you get essflawcondodgeckindesimudstorliketersockity and of course mirrors edge. mirrors edge review

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Pants on head retarded.

 

[Mr.logic]

or there just trying to distract from the flaws by going ohh wook its a daoogie mash up his wittle face and call him chips. fable 2 review

 

[Slayer_2]

The "PC Gaming Gods vs. the console peasants" bit.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

"Bull, Fucking, SHIT! We didn't lost contact, I was looking at them! They were etc..."

That sequence had me on the floor laughing.

Indeed!

 

[digipinky75910]

"If you've been paying attention, you'll notice these are all sequels. And if you haven't been paying attention - *CLAPCLAP* OI!"

Also, "Faffing about Creed". That line made my friend and I hooked.

 

[JetFire62]

"For those of you paying attention, you will notice that all these games are sequels. And for those of you not paying attention: *clap clap* OY!

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

From Fallout 3: "...Yeah, it was pretty good." {END CREDITS BEGIN} "ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT."

I snicker every time.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

"Christ, he dies more times then The Nameless One in a blender." Or something along the lines of that. Forgot the review but like the Planescape: Torment reference.

 

[A Random Reader]

"lying prone only drops your eye level another inch or so so your character is either extremely fat or uncomfortable well endowed, presumably the first one considering how often he has to stop for a breather and a sausage roll when running cross country."
stalker, clear sky.

that one made me piss myself with mirth!(figuratively of course)

 

[razerdoh]

"... so those dirty console playing pesants dont ruin it for the glorious PC gamer master race"
-From the Witcher review

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

"Flipity Gumbo Spletch" from the LEGO Indiana Jones vid. Best line in the series for me.

 

[Sosa Star]

"...and that's the point where I have a rage induced black and wake up with blood between my teeth and missing another house pet"

I laughed myself into an ashma attack on that one

 

[Jaebird]

"Charismatic Stallion" is always a goodie

 

[CocoonMaN]

The torment line was one of my favourites.

Someone else beat me to it.

 

[Roamin11]

From fallout 3 review "Ya its pretty good"