FBI Deals Out Major Online Poker Sites

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Good for the FBI. Ever since advertising of gambling was legalised in Britain, I've been getting endless adverts of these stupid websites repeatedly and it's really got on my nerves, considering how I feel about the whole gambling business and how it takes money off people.
 

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Glad to be in the UK, where we can gamble our money away all over the country in casinos or online at home!

While I don't do real gambling, I do take part in the Euromillions that I do online, as heavens forbid I actually need to fill in a slip of paper myself!!

USA's attitude to gambling has always amused me, much in the same way their attitude to sex/porn compared to things like violence.
 

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The house always wins.


Unless the house has been convicted of money laundering and has been flouting the law because they say Poker takes skill, despite the fact that no matter how skilled you are at poker you're essentially effected by the luck the draw, which makes the game more luck based than skill.

Seriously though, that seems like a pretty stupid way to try and surpass the law. Was it any suprise they got busted? They arent politicians (or paying off politicians), they cant get away with whatever they like.

Harhar social commentary.
 

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Richard Buttkiss said:
gigastar said:
Oh, good now i might get less ad spam from them.

Burn in hell! [sub]Whoever you are...[/sub]
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, I am was was registered to one of these things in the line of the play in the fence extensively I many jokes, they were gone I am, that was a comfortable professional of atmosphere and the base of client of the service, really large, that puts the people, the numbers that are in the war the conflict of the Viêtnam, he will be probable already in these zeds in the federal one the office of the investigation reffering to the money that she is able to the white one, when in a line of the play well the play of people says ruined in the tree of fertile plain the second of Belgium for there carries to go and the images, and the experts in the group of movement with this the thick one to the quantity of large' nell' treasure the cocaine the legality
I'm thoroughly conflicted. I can't decide if this post is being made by a spam-bot or a genius. That's the Escapist forums for ya. In the City of Blind Men, the one-eyed guy is the King.
 

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Rosetta said:
A) Poker is a game of skill. If you think it isn't, do explain how certain people are better than others on a consistent basis.

B) They are all innocent until proven otherwise. So to all you people jumping the goat and nailing them, remember that right (and it is a right) if you are ever charged with something like rape.

C) It's pretty laughable that the U.S government, the same people who have sent hundreds of thousands of their sons and daughter in murder squads to die overseas and slaughter people they've never met for oil they don't get, is condemming people for having harmless fun. Nice one!

Simalacrum said:
Considering how I feel about the whole gambling business and how it takes money off people.
'It' doesn't take money off people. People volunteer their money. It doesn't matter how desperate, poor, stupid or otherwise they are. If you volunteer your money to someone in the hopes of winning more back and then lose said money, tough luck, bud.

Sheesh. Do we have to have the 'guns don't kill people' talk too? This stuff is common sense.
A) Because when you play against a house, like a Vegas casino, the house has structured the game so that is has an advantage to them called an "edge" (in some poker games the "edge" is as much as 5%). This means that over time and if you play against the house long enough and no matter how skilled you are at poker, you will, over time, lose to them. You can bet on that (pun intended). You may win big today, but if you come back tomorrow and continue playing, eventually the house will win back its money plus some of yours. It's bound to happen as a matter of probabilities because of the "edge." If the casinos didn't structure their games like that, then there would be absolutely no guarantee that they wouldn't go broke within a year of opening their doors because players won more from them than they took in from players. And the house ain't in the business of going broke. They're in the business of taking money away from players.

Therefore, playing poker against the house is a game of chance. No matter how skilled you are at playing poker, there isn't a thing you can do to stop the inevitable outcome that over time the house will win and you will lose.
 

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Uber Waddles said:
The house always wins.


Unless the house has been convicted of money laundering and has been flouting the law because they say Poker takes skill, despite the fact that no matter how skilled you are at poker you're essentially effected by the luck the draw, which makes the game more luck based than skill.

Seriously though, that seems like a pretty stupid way to try and surpass the law. Was it any suprise they got busted? They arent politicians (or paying off politicians), they cant get away with whatever they like.

Harhar social commentary.
You are certainly correct when you say the house always wins, but the house doesn't rely on luck to ensure that they always win. Technically, they've "rigged" the game (by use of an "edge") (see my post above) to ensure that they'll always win.

This is why when I'm in Vegas, I stay away from the casino's tables and, instead, spend all my time in the strip joint where there's a much better chance of me coming out on top (pun intended).

"Shake it, Baby, shake it!! Shake it for ya Daddy!!"
 

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Rosetta said:
JDKJ said:
Rosetta said:
A) Poker is a game of skill. If you think it isn't, do explain how certain people are better than others on a consistent basis.

B) They are all innocent until proven otherwise. So to all you people jumping the goat and nailing them, remember that right (and it is a right) if you are ever charged with something like rape.

C) It's pretty laughable that the U.S government, the same people who have sent hundreds of thousands of their sons and daughter in murder squads to die overseas and slaughter people they've never met for oil they don't get, is condemming people for having harmless fun. Nice one!

Simalacrum said:
Considering how I feel about the whole gambling business and how it takes money off people.
'It' doesn't take money off people. People volunteer their money. It doesn't matter how desperate, poor, stupid or otherwise they are. If you volunteer your money to someone in the hopes of winning more back and then lose said money, tough luck, bud.

Sheesh. Do we have to have the 'guns don't kill people' talk too? This stuff is common sense.
A) Because when you play against a house, like a Vegas casino, the house has structured the game so that is has an advantage to them called an "edge" (in some poker games the "edge" is as much as 5%). This means that over time and if you play against the house long enough and no matter how skilled you are at poker, you will, over time, lose to them. You can bet on that (pun intended). You may win big today, but if you come back tomorrow and continue playing, eventually the house will win back its money plus some of yours. It's bound to happen as a matter of probabilities because of the "edge." If the casinos didn't structure their games like that, then there would be absolutely no guarantee that they wouldn't go broke within a year of opening their doors because players won more from them than they took in from players. And the house ain't in the business of going broke. They're in the business of taking money away from players.

Therefore, playing poker against the house is a game of chance. No matter how skilled you are at playing poker, there isn't a thing you can do to stop the inevitable outcome that over time the house will win and you will lose.
I don't see your point or why you quoted me.
Because you said poker is a game of skill (when it, in fact, isn't) and invited explanations as to why it isn't. I responded accordingly and explained that it isn't a game of skill, it is a game of chance because of the house's "edge."

That player A may consistently win more than Player B doesn't matter if the house is eventually gonna beat both of them. Player A, no matter how skilled they are in relation to Player B, can't do a thing to avoid the inevitable outcome that the house will win more than they do over time. And that make playing poker against the house a game of chance, not one of skill.

Did I misunderstand your post?
 

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I never really understood why the USA, the country that gave birth to the modern stock market, is so big about banning gambling.

Frankly, if you don't resort to insider trading, you can't predict a stock's future any better than that of a poker game. Or if you can, you won't make any profit out of it, because everyone and their dog will be in on the trade.
 

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I never really understood why the USA, the country that gave birth to the modern stock market, is so big about banning gambling.

Frankly, if you don't resort to insider trading, you can't predict a stock's future any better than that of a poker game. Or if you can, you won't make any profit out of it, because everyone and their dog will be in on the trade.

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Rosetta said:
A) Poker is a game of skill. If you think it isn't, do explain how certain people are better than others on a consistent basis.

B) They are all innocent until proven otherwise. So to all you people jumping the goat and nailing them, remember that right (and it is a right) if you are ever charged with something like rape.

C) It's pretty laughable that the U.S government, the same people who have sent hundreds of thousands of their sons and daughter in murder squads to die overseas and slaughter people they've never met for oil they don't get, is condemming people for having harmless fun. Nice one!

Simalacrum said:
Considering how I feel about the whole gambling business and how it takes money off people.
'It' doesn't take money off people. People volunteer their money. It doesn't matter how desperate, poor, stupid or otherwise they are. If you volunteer your money to someone in the hopes of winning more back and then lose said money, tough luck, bud.

Sheesh. Do we have to have the 'guns don't kill people' talk too? This stuff is common sense.
Lets refute your evidence, shall we?

A. The same thing can be said about a lot of things. I could make the arguement about blackjack players, people who know how to count cards (or atleast have a rough understanding) vs. your average slum. Even if you do count cards, theres a certain factor of RNG that you can never eliminate.

Using a more contemperary example, Yu-Gi-Oh cards. You could have the best deck in the world, you could know how to play your cards correctly and what to do for every situation you may come accross. Yet, its not a game of skill. Because no matter how good you are, you can be beaten by someone who is luckier and got a better hand. Any card game is reliant on luck. There might be some skill involved: you do have to actually know about poker to play poker. But its luck based. The world champion could lose to a rookie if the cards were right.

B. Innocent until proven guilty is a valid point, but thats only in the eyes of the law. And you forgot to mention that we are also given the rights to say, think, and do whatever we like, aslong as its within the parameters of the law (saying someone is guilty without a conviction is not illegal for a civillian to do: or else most of the media would be behind bars during the OJ Simpson trial in the 90's) Were not talking about a rape, murder, etc. case. Were talking about knowingly flouting the law to be tax exempt. Corperate fraud as well, which, if they're making the arrests, must have some grain of truth to it (being arrested for corperate fraud is really, really, REALLY, REALLY hard to do without solid evidence.

You are innocent until proven guilty, but only in the eyes of the law. With the information that was given, and my knowledge of the subject, Im going to go out on a limb and say they're guilty.

C. You sir, have a lot of cahones. I personally know a lot of vets that would LOVE to meet you and discuss what its really like in the military. You've painted a picture of citizens going into a peaceful country, lighting it up with bullets and mortar shells, to steal oil.

When in truth, we were deployed to a seperate country, were under threat from another source, shifted attention to a person who claimed to have WMD's. Heres where the story gets shabby. The evidence for the WMD's was destroyed. Some minor evidence still exists, but not enough to convince the average American. I was against Bush politically, but if someone said they were going to destroy you with nuclear/chemical attacks, would you risk it?

While there have been civillian deaths, the same can be said for any war in the history of ever. When we got there, we overthrough the government from a crazy and corrupt nutbag who threatened to kill us, and his own people, because we had a different thought process than them.

And despite what you're saying, no oil crews have been deployed by the US government to drill for oil in Iraq. It has never, in the entire course of the war, even been mentioned.

You generalized the military to make them out as scumbags, for trying to do what they were told to do? They're job is to protect America and its interests. If they is a risk of war or terrorism, it's the soldiers duty to do their job: despite what their political affiliations may be. Was Bush wrong about going into Iraq? Maybe he was: there is evidence of enrichment facilities, despite the initial evidence that fueled the war has since been dismanteled and destroyed. Thats not the point. They did they're job, they made mistakes. People died. A lot less innocent people have died than ones that tried to kill the soldiers first.

As for your point, I dont even feel like I need to make a responce. Your stance on the military shows how ignorant you are. The law is the law. Marijuana is a lot of fun: its still illegal. Telling a police officer how fun it was, and how hypocritical it is for him to arrest me for it when people are out there committing rapes and murders still doesnt excuse the fact that I broke the law, and will go to jail for it.
 

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Rosetta said:
JDKJ said:
Because you said poker is a game of skill (when it, in fact, isn't) and invited explanations as to why it isn't. I responded accordingly and explained that it isn't a game of skill, it is a game of chance because of the house's "edge."

That player A may consistently win more than Player B doesn't matter if the house is eventually gonna beat both of them.

Did I misunderstand your post?
Poker IS a game of skill; play against a world champion and, after they completely destroy you time and time again, tell me it is a game of chance.

The venue has nothing to do with your opponent's skill or the odds of you bluffing or predicting their hands and the community cards to come.

I seriously fail to see the ground you are trying to stand on.
I can play hand-against-hand against my buddy in my basement every Friday night and beat him consistently because I'm more skilled at poker than he is but that's not playing against a house (.e.g., a casino that has stacked the deck against me by use of an edge). That's why for the purposes of regulating above-board gambling, poker is considered a game of chance and therefore is considered "gambling." Technically, there's no one regulating my Friday night poker games -- unless they find out about them.

Venue is all-important when the venue is a "house" and the house has the edge. That the house has the edge makes it gambling and subject to state and federal regulation.
 

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JDKJ said:
Richard Buttkiss said:
gigastar said:
Oh, good now i might get less ad spam from them.

Burn in hell! [sub]Whoever you are...[/sub]
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, I am was was registered to one of these things in the line of the play in the fence extensively I many jokes, they were gone I am, that was a comfortable professional of atmosphere and the base of client of the service, really large, that puts the people, the numbers that are in the war the conflict of the Viêtnam, he will be probable already in these zeds in the federal one the office of the investigation reffering to the money that she is able to the white one, when in a line of the play well the play of people says ruined in the tree of fertile plain the second of Belgium for there carries to go and the images, and the experts in the group of movement with this the thick one to the quantity of large' nell' treasure the cocaine the legality
I'm thoroughly conflicted. I can't decide if this post is being made by a spam-bot or a genius. That's the Escapist forums for ya. In the City of Blind Men, the one-eyed guy is the King.
i think he speaks just German and just Google translated it as i don't see it adverting anything. Unless its some German,Vietnam cocaine deal
 

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direkiller said:
JDKJ said:
Richard Buttkiss said:
gigastar said:
Oh, good now i might get less ad spam from them.

Burn in hell! [sub]Whoever you are...[/sub]
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, I am was was registered to one of these things in the line of the play in the fence extensively I many jokes, they were gone I am, that was a comfortable professional of atmosphere and the base of client of the service, really large, that puts the people, the numbers that are in the war the conflict of the Viêtnam, he will be probable already in these zeds in the federal one the office of the investigation reffering to the money that she is able to the white one, when in a line of the play well the play of people says ruined in the tree of fertile plain the second of Belgium for there carries to go and the images, and the experts in the group of movement with this the thick one to the quantity of large' nell' treasure the cocaine the legality
I'm thoroughly conflicted. I can't decide if this post is being made by a spam-bot or a genius. That's the Escapist forums for ya. In the City of Blind Men, the one-eyed guy is the King.
i think he speaks just German and just Google translated it as i don't see it adverting anything. Unless its some German,Vietnam cocaine deal
I should have bet on "genius" huh?
 

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JDKJ said:
direkiller said:
JDKJ said:
Richard Buttkiss said:
gigastar said:
Oh, good now i might get less ad spam from them.

Burn in hell! [sub]Whoever you are...[/sub]
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, I am was was registered to one of these things in the line of the play in the fence extensively I many jokes, they were gone I am, that was a comfortable professional of atmosphere and the base of client of the service, really large, that puts the people, the numbers that are in the war the conflict of the Viêtnam, he will be probable already in these zeds in the federal one the office of the investigation reffering to the money that she is able to the white one, when in a line of the play well the play of people says ruined in the tree of fertile plain the second of Belgium for there carries to go and the images, and the experts in the group of movement with this the thick one to the quantity of large' nell' treasure the cocaine the legality
I'm thoroughly conflicted. I can't decide if this post is being made by a spam-bot or a genius. That's the Escapist forums for ya. In the City of Blind Men, the one-eyed guy is the King.
i think he speaks just German and just Google translated it as i don't see it adverting anything. Unless its some German,Vietnam cocaine deal
I should have bet on "genius" huh?
can't that would be online gambling :p
 

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direkiller said:
JDKJ said:
direkiller said:
JDKJ said:
Richard Buttkiss said:
gigastar said:
Oh, good now i might get less ad spam from them.

Burn in hell! [sub]Whoever you are...[/sub]
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, I am was was registered to one of these things in the line of the play in the fence extensively I many jokes, they were gone I am, that was a comfortable professional of atmosphere and the base of client of the service, really large, that puts the people, the numbers that are in the war the conflict of the Viêtnam, he will be probable already in these zeds in the federal one the office of the investigation reffering to the money that she is able to the white one, when in a line of the play well the play of people says ruined in the tree of fertile plain the second of Belgium for there carries to go and the images, and the experts in the group of movement with this the thick one to the quantity of large' nell' treasure the cocaine the legality
I'm thoroughly conflicted. I can't decide if this post is being made by a spam-bot or a genius. That's the Escapist forums for ya. In the City of Blind Men, the one-eyed guy is the King.
i think he speaks just German and just Google translated it as i don't see it adverting anything. Unless its some German,Vietnam cocaine deal
I should have bet on "genius" huh?
can't that would be online gambling :p
Well, either way, he shouldn't have ever mentioned cocaine -- unless he had some he was willing to share, damn it!! : P