Feed Dump: Facebook Girlfriend

Graham_LRR

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Facebook Girlfriend

This week we learn that 1,600 men have officially too much money.

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Something Amyss

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"Ass" and "Bleem" both cracked me up far more than they should have.

Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?

>.>

Does a 14 foot beard require a hair net?

I want that hat.
 

aeric90

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Alex, I saw the rubber foot on a chain too. You must have gone to the same store in Toronto.

The question I have to ask, why is it on a chain?
 

templar1138a

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I want a rubber foot on a chain. Not for anything sexual, I just want to see the looks on people's faces when I carry it around.

Also, I shouldn't've expected it, but I was kinda disappointed that Kathleen didn't sing "Becoming Popular."
 

Callate

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Draconalis said:
What was yelled at the end there?
Something like "Look Out, star!" Reference to a flash/cell phone game called "Robot Unicorn Attack".

"Needs a break in his vas deferens" cracked me up.

Foot-on-a-chain has me thinking that Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is diversifying.
 

Matt King

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Zachary Amaranth said:
"Ass" and "Bleem" both cracked me up far more than they should have.

Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?
they did a video on that, they come from alaska
 

Grey Day for Elcia

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Oh nice. A site for us nerds, a group infamously full of bullied and marginalized people, making fun of people and calling potentially lonely individuals creeps.

Nice work.
 

burningdragoon

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Bah! Heavy Metal Rainbow Unicorn Attack is where it's at. Get to listen to Battlefield by Blind Guardian.

Sidenote: Lot's of semi-connection to Blind Guardian in LRR recently. This (a stretch), Sacred 2 in Unskippable, Cursed Crusade in Unskippable and GPLP.

Back on track, I don't see why you need to pay someone to make a fake girlfriend. Several years ago for fun I made a second Facebook account named Him Self and put my relationship status as "In a relationship with Him Self" which... made me laugh at least.
 

MowDownJoe

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?
They did a whole skit [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/3643-Canadian-Girlfriend] on that.

We should have more people switching chairs with Graham. Kathleen did a good job.

Also, nice to know what Alex does with his free time now.
 

vxicepickxv

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I know that if I ever wanted to induce weirdness, I could pay to see some fake girlfriend posts put up on someone else's Facebook or phone texts.
 

The Grim Ace

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*raises hand* My D&D character has an autonomous mustache, it's named Lord Stachington and it sounds like Barry White.

OT(ish): I will forever say 'logic chop' now.

[small]Okay, maybe that wasn't on topic. I stopped noticing if there was a topic sometime after mug and cervix were used in the same sentence.[/small]
 

Hitchmeister

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MowDownJoe said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?
They did a whole skit [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/3643-Canadian-Girlfriend] on that.

We should have more people switching chairs with Graham. Kathleen did a good job.

Also, nice to know what Alex does with his free time now.
See? If Graham's character back then had had this service, he could have gotten a text message at the reunion. See the value?
 

Amgeo

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Really good episode. It's always nice to see a change-up.

It is just me, or is Graham the best at reacting to these news stories? I mean, Alex and Kathleen were really funny, but whenever someone else is reading the news and Graham is responding, I always get at least a chuckle. That's why I still occasionally go back and re-watch The Whatever Thing.
 
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This is probably my favorite Feed Dump. Between "ASS!", the autonomous mustache, and the whole "Rubber Foot on a Chain" sequence, I was laughing my ass off.
 

GamemasterAnthony

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At least Kathleen used THAT reference instead of going the MLP route.

Probably just as well...that hat looked like someone scalped Rainbow Dash's and Rarity's DNA Digivolution.