Fetishes you will NEVER understand

[cojo965]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

Maybe they strap boobs to a male body?

None, really. Some people like different stuff than me - big deal. I might not like them, but I can understand them - people are just weird - that's understanding enough for me. Except for this user [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/] - I know your fetish and I find you a repulsive, disgusting human being.

Is that supposed to go to my profile? Does this have something to do with me liking Repo!?

 

[StBishop]

All the ones I don't have

/thread.

How is this a question? If you don't find it arousing then you obviously don't understand it.

Like fucking shoes and shit, who the fuck finds shoes sexy? That's just like finding a speaker sexy, it's an object. I don't find it sexy, I obviously don't get it. Now go apply that to any fetish I don't share with the other fetishists out there.

 

[DrunkenMonkey]

Torture, furies, footsie, and possibly more that I don't know about do to the protection of my mind for the sake of my sanity

 

[lord.jeff]

Clue is in the title.

I have weird discussions with my friends, and one of my female friends admitted she has a biting and blood fetish.

Now...I dunno about you guys, but how is that in ANY WAY sexual? It'd just be painful. You could have the argument that they are into that sort of thing, but...still.

The biting thing I can understand, it's part of the pain/pleasure scenario.

The fetish I really don't understand is that balloon bursting one. I don't get it, at all. Most fetishes I get, but balloon popping.?

I agree with you on that one, I may not have most fetishes but I can understand why people could like them but balloons they're just there they aren't gross or sexy or dangerous or anything, other then a really lite balls, how can that be a turn on?

 

[Dead Seerius]

And inflation fetishism, don't really get that either!

And now I'm reminded of that thread.

I've never understood the scat fetish in all honesty. I just can't see any sort of way that poop can be a turn on. Even if it was moulded into the finest boobs, ass, whatever you find outwardly attractive, etc, it still wouldn't turn me on, because it is literally shit. There's a reason shit is used an adjective to describe bad things.

That thread referring to a certain EternalNothingness thread? (Thanks Escapist timeline).

OT: Pretty much everything that's already been mentioned. But feet in particular just make no sense to me. I mean, as weird as some fetishes can be you can usually tell how they're related to sex, but feet? I remember hearing about a guy that got turned on by crunching flatbread between his toes... yeah, not gettin' it.

 

[BeanDelphiki]

So I click on this thread, and the OP mentions too incredibly common turn-ons (biting, blood - especially biting) as "fetishes" that are apparently too weird to remotely understand. Oh man, I knew this thread would go nowhere good after that.

Oh, and then the sheer weirdness of seeing BDSM referred to as a fetish. "BDSM" is an umbrella term for a wide variety of sexual practices; it's not a single fetish or kink. And on that note, I'm a sadist. That is not a fetish either. It broadly affects who I am attracted to, how I express attraction, and who I fall in love with - almost as much as my bisexuality does. I basically consider it part of my sexual orientation. Again, not a fetish.

Not that fetishes are bad. I have one, and several kinks. But those are different things.

Fetishes I don't understand: being into the idea of fucking insects, worms, leeches, etc. Seriously can't imagine where that's coming from. Some extreme form of emotional masochism? No idea.

Also, captcha is "never nude," shit you not.

 

[RN7]

Since scatalogical fetishes have been beaten to death, and because I'm not into necrophilia, I think I'll go with furries. That counts, yes? I mean, it's essentially a warped form of bestiality isn't it? I just don't see what's so appealing about dressing up like some animal and having sex with other peoples dressed like animals.

Those fursuits you see us wearing? 99% of us don't have sex in them. Usually 'cause it's hot and sweaty, but mostly because it would ruin the costume. WE just Roleplay.

I apologize for the apparent gross misconception. I still don't understand the appeal of the roleplay either.

 

[Smeggs]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

I just don't understand because I find it uncomfortable and odd. And most of the time the dick is bigger than their fucking torso, not sure what the hell kind of other sick shit people who like that stuff are into.

And everything Forgotten Prodigy mentioned. Except maybe overweight, depending on what extent we are talking. Nothing wrong with a girl who has a little extra cushion, though I'm assuming he means women who could suffocate you under their rolls.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

Maybe they strap boobs to a male body?

None, really. Some people like different stuff than me - big deal. I might not like them, but I can understand them - people are just weird - that's understanding enough for me. Except for this user [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/] - I know your fetish and I find you a repulsive, disgusting human being.

Got me worried for a second, but now I see what you did there.

[http://imgur.com/uEbMH]

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

As far as I can understand it, the appeal might be in that you can get the phallic-exclusive positions, without the grossness of there actually being a dick-n-balls flopping around, being... gross.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I mean seriously who even likes those scenes in porn where they focus on the balls[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Some guys have a thing about girls using a strap-on on them, and in that case, yeah, I'd agree that they might be trying to hide something.

OT: Feet. Every time I google a female actress (or a female anything, really), Google tries to guess that I want to look at their feet.

I mean... I... why?

It has to do with the brain. They say the same part of the brain that recognizes feet is right next to the pleasure center of the brain. Sometimes the wires cross.

I also don't get gore fetishes.

Who cares if she's got a nice pair, SHE'S DEAD!

Necrophiliacs have a problem with intimacy. As in the fear of someone rejecting them sexually is so great that the only way they could picture themselves being sexual towards one is if they were dead. Some others find it as the ultimate control fantasy.

I understand furry porn.

Do you? please tell me its one of the few "fetishes" I can not comprehend.

If you look at it as a step up from playboy bunny girls or the popularity of sexy cat costumes around halloween, it's not really that unusual. Furries in fursuits fucking, that's a little more strange, but each to their own. But sonic...those have to be some of the least erotic characters ever. Hell, I'm pretty sure the majority of them blatantly lack the necessary equipment as they're mostly naked. Even ones that seem strangly made to be erotic (rouge the bat) still come off as bizarre cartoon characters. It's a step too far, I guess.

That makes... slightly more sense. Still don't get it though. That and beastality. I mean maybe it feel different? But what makes someone look at their dog and think "Yeah, I'd tap that."

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

There is a brand new study about the subject of sexual cues and it concluded that the most searched term of males is infact "penis" followed by T&A and feet.
The study showed that the foot fetish and the futa-fetish (dickgirls) are infact not really a fetish, they're even more common than likin' T&A.

Globaly the sexual arousal from both feet and futa's is ~60%.

Just to put that stuff a little in perspective

 

[Sandjube]

Gore and vore disgust me immensely, overweight, inflation, bestiality, scat, and yeah.

 

[Thyunda]

Because it tingles, bro. Like. REALLY. Tingles. It's like, the pain is hot and during the act it feels...um...I dunno. It's hard to put into words. But it's also why most men in college with have great big scars down their backs.

Dude I just dont get it. Would it feel good for you if a bunch of guys came over and beat you up? Or does it have to be more controlled?

It would definitely need to be more controlled. Like being punched right now wouldn't do anything for me, but when it comes to the heat of the moment, THEN the pain just feels less.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

the correct term is Futa, just to point that out

for the record i have a mecha girl fetish and am proud of it.

No the correct term is either Hermaphrodite or Transsexual. Futa is short term Japanese slang, as Dickgirl is english.

 

[McMarbles]

Torture, furies, footsie, and possibly more that I don't know about do to the protection of my mind for the sake of my sanity

This. What's so sexy about Greek vengeance demons?

 

[Tufty94]

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[Lt._nefarious]

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting
beastality
necrophilia

Yeah all of the above... Except urine, I'm cool with that. Also, and don't judge me, I'm to sensible to look it up and what is "inflation"? I assume it's icky.

Also I don't undersatnd foot and nylon fetishists. Not saying feet or pantyhose are unattractive, I just don't understand why some people have such a fixation on them...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Feet.

Other fetishes I can understand because they involve naughty bits. FEET AREN'T NAUGHTY BITS.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Feet.

Other fetishes I can understand because they involve naughty bits. FEET AREN'T NAUGHTY BITS.

That's until you don't wash them for 2 weeks

 

[Xdeser2]

I dont understand Foot Fetishism, I mean Heels on a woman are sexy I get that, but Ive never understood sucking on toes or stuff like that...

That, and all the others: Furries, Urine, Scat, BDSM, hermies, Balloons, Etc. Its cool if others like them but Im just going to walk the other way on those ones...