Fetishes you will NEVER understand
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My friend's brother is into it... The only reason I know this is because he told me about his sexual activity from a previous night while I was eating breakfast... I'm scarred for life.Folji said:
OT: As a person with an abundance of fetishes, weird and not so weird, I'm usually pretty understanding of most. One that comes to my mind though is vore. I'm not disturbed by the pics, in fact I laugh at them a lot, but I don't understand how people get turned on by pics of people eating people by itself (meaning that I can understand it slightly more if there's something else in the pic, but when it's just normal person eating a smaller normal person, I just don't get it).
Dickgirls. I just don't understand it. A straight guy wants to be with a girl...who has a penis. Right...
Video is relevant, except they replaced dick with balls.
Video is relevant, except they replaced dick with balls.
Since scatalogical fetishes have been beaten to death, and because I'm not into necrophilia, I think I'll go with furries. That counts, yes? I mean, it's essentially a warped form of bestiality isn't it? I just don't see what's so appealing about dressing up like some animal and having sex with other peoples dressed like animals.
I agree with all of these... except for the last one... I've watched Caligula... shit was epic...<.<ForgottenPr0digy said:
Also, anyone who doesn;t like sexeh school uniforms... not that it really counts... but really...
Also, I'm fat myself and I don;t want to be anyone fat... so overweight fetish just doesn;t make any sense to me...<.>
Feet. Furries/fatties/etc I can understand because it's all the same sexual bits with different wrapping, and the various pain fetishes are because the pleasure and pain sections of the brain are neighbors (same reason some people sneeze when they see a bright light)...but feet? I really do not understand how feet are at all sexy.
I can pretty much get every fetish. I mean if you have any weird fetishes yourself, you should understand when someone else has a weird fetish, even it seems strange. I think if you get how a fetish works then why would any fetish be weird, after all it is a fetish.
I feel weird.
I feel weird.
Necrophilia. I mean I could GUESS at why some people might enjoy beastiality, scat/urine and stuff, but I can't even wrap my head around a corpse.
Note: I'm not into besatiality or scat/urine either, I just know the psychology behind it.
Note: I'm not into besatiality or scat/urine either, I just know the psychology behind it.
I don't think I'll ever get dom/sub or sadism-- I get them on a psychological level, I can see how someone could possibly enjoy them, I can see how pain and other sensations can go with pleasure, I like bondage in and of itself, but I don't see the appeal in dom/sub or sadism or real masochism and I don't see how they could feel right or natural to someone that's not messed up in the head or someone that hasn't tried and gotten bored with everything else. Also feet... I keep seeing people say they're naturally linked to that whole setup and a bunch of ancient and modern cultures consider them linked and even important to those feelings and tendencies, and I know there are often accepted standards that can be used to judge them as attractive or not, but I just don't see it, to me they're just feet. Other than those I can either see the appeal or see how someone could just grow to like all the other ones I can think of.
Don't relate to? Most of them. Don't understand from a psychological perspective? Being aroused by watching people make stool is rather odd.
Without going into too much detail, I'm not really the type of person that likes to judge people for their fetishes, unless they're into animals or children.
Those fursuits you see us wearing? 99% of us don't have sex in them. Usually 'cause it's hot and sweaty, but mostly because it would ruin the costume. WE just Roleplay.jcb1337 said:
Understand? Any I've encountered so far, actually. But then, sex is pretty much entirely physical for me. I don't even understand dominance, submission, bondage or lingerie. Still, I don't have a problem with those things, and I can play along well enough. As far as I'm concerned, the psychology of sex with me breaks down to wanting vaginal and oral with fit, relatively light women who have smooth skin and good hygiene. That's it. Weird, I know.
i could prolly write a novel about the fetishes i don't get since i'm not really into much kinky shit but i'll stick with the more basic ones
chicks with dicks - just kinda baffleing to me. either you want dick or you want the vag badge i'm just mezmarized by guys who "are not gay" but want a little dick cheese on their tit salad
scat/anal fixation - can't remember which comedian said it but the routine was all about a kid who spent their whole life wanting to get into a locked playground (read vagina) and then when the gate is finally unlocked they detour and decide to play in the sewer treatment plant instead. i'm all for doing what feels good but prolly a good idea to spend sometime playing in the park once in a while
chicks with dicks - just kinda baffleing to me. either you want dick or you want the vag badge i'm just mezmarized by guys who "are not gay" but want a little dick cheese on their tit salad
scat/anal fixation - can't remember which comedian said it but the routine was all about a kid who spent their whole life wanting to get into a locked playground (read vagina) and then when the gate is finally unlocked they detour and decide to play in the sewer treatment plant instead. i'm all for doing what feels good but prolly a good idea to spend sometime playing in the park once in a while
Uff, the list would be too long, there are some I look at and go 'oh well... yeah okay I could see how and admit some of it is kinda hot'.
But most I'll just 'DAFUQ' at.
I have alot of overtly sexual deviant friends (They're loud extroverts and I'm a quiet person who enjoys watching loud people in action). I'm the oddball, so I'm pretty tolerant of anything as long as you're not talking about it 24-7 to me. But there are just some things I can't get my head to go 'yep, I'd do that'.
But most I'll just 'DAFUQ' at.
I have alot of overtly sexual deviant friends (They're loud extroverts and I'm a quiet person who enjoys watching loud people in action). I'm the oddball, so I'm pretty tolerant of anything as long as you're not talking about it 24-7 to me. But there are just some things I can't get my head to go 'yep, I'd do that'.
Fire porn. It's like, there's a bunch of stuff on fire and I'm supposed to think, "oh gee, this scene sure is hot," but I just end up worrying that the fire will spread to the rest of the house or something. I can't imagine it's very fun for the porn stars either, they usually have red, watery eyes and seem to have a hard time breathing while they perform.
I just don't know who the hell can possibly get off to this brand of lewd combustion. And I hate when they try to have a plot. Like some lady's couch is on fire and a fireman shows up. Instead of actually putting out the fire, they share a couple weak ass lines about the heat and couple in front of the raging erotic bonfire.
It's pretty sick.
I just don't know who the hell can possibly get off to this brand of lewd combustion. And I hate when they try to have a plot. Like some lady's couch is on fire and a fireman shows up. Instead of actually putting out the fire, they share a couple weak ass lines about the heat and couple in front of the raging erotic bonfire.
It's pretty sick.