Fictinal characters you're horrified that you find so attractive

[Vrex360]

Plus, in the original book (I only saw the film) she was much shorter and despite being about twenty six she looked about fourteen so there she is, the number one woman I feel really horrified about my attraction for.

Is that film in English now? I read the book, thought it was great, but could only find the Swedish version which I hear has crappily translated subtitles.


Anyway, I'd be a lot more comfortable being attracted to a kickass chick, than say, Codex from The Guild, whose innocence and vulnerability engages my rather sexist chivalric instincts (or, in modern terms, the madonna-whore complex =P). I don't like to think of myself as easy to manipulate (which is what Day is pretty much doing, by inventing such an endearing character). At least with characters like Jack and Salander, the sole intention isn't to make you love them. So it feels less like succumbing to clever acting/writing.

Sorry about the late reply:
No, to my knowledge it is only available in subtitles but what with my limited knowledge of Swedish (I know nothing of the language) I think the subtitles were very well translated.

Also I sort of agree with what you said about 'tough chicks' which I suppose is why I like Ashley in Mass Effect more than any of the others.

 

[Vrex360]

Im not horrified by the fact that I find that attractive but if word got out to most of my friends I would be embarassed:

Spoiler: not alone here

Oh yes, I have a thing for her too and let me tell you, it is pretty wierd. It's already weird that I find nonexistent characters like Ashley from Mass Effect or Zoey From Left for Dead attractive but at least even though they don't exist they are still actually 'real' at least as far as the game goes so they actually 'could' exist even though they don't.

But the thing about Cortana is that she doesn't exist at all, not just because she's a video game character but simply because even if she was real she still wouldn't be real... so it's like double the weirdness unrealistic attraction, like an endless loop of confusion.... but still.

She's so... hot

Spoiler

...well, there it goes again, the eternal loop of my confusion:

 

[Nouw]

Kerrigan from Starcraft 2. I mean look at her behind! Seriously, and those enchanting eyes...

We all need to get out more.

Imagine liking someone from the WH40K universe... *shudder

 

[The Arc of Eden]

Any Lolita. Otherwise, if its old enough to have hit puberty, no matter what race, then I have no regrets.

 

[Vhite]

its only pedophile once u do something

No, it's child molestation once you do something. Paedophilia is purely the attraction.

Vampire Bloodlines anyone?

Spoiler: Velvet Velour

Spoiler: Jeanette Voerman

You were horrified to find them attractive?

Well, they are fictional and they are vampires. Otherwise not really.

 

[s0denone]

I'm very surprised at some of the pictures here.
I'm also dead sure that most people don't think their attraction to girls who look like 10-year old in their favourite animé is horrifying. That is why it isn't included.

Honestly though, I've seen way weirder pics in the "What is your favourite animé character?", "Hottest Animé Character", etc. etc.

OT:
I'm not sure.
Sarah Kerrigan, probably. I'm quite horrified that I find any completely computer-generated character to be sexy. She is. I think.

 

[newfiegirl 110]

Albert Wesker.

He's old and he'd kill me. Attractive? ...YEAH.

Edit:

Thought I'd add a picture!

Oh yeah.... nice choice. My other twist would have to be from Star Trek:TNG I always had a thing for Worf.

 

[Catalyst6]

I don't know why but probably Kerrigan from SC2. Yeah I need help.

This. By all means she should be utterly horrifying, but... I don't know, maybe it's a power thing.

EDIT: QoB Kerrigan, not the human one in the pictures.

 

[similar.squirrel]

For some reason, I think I have a very slight thing for Garrus Vakarian.

 

[Sir Kemper]

]I'll just go ahead and say...

Spoiler

Explain that one for me,please good sir.

Everyones gay for Bridget.

For me, it would have to be Gemma Atkinson from Red Alert 3.



Or the Russian lady who gave you your orders.

That works too.


What? There fictional, they still count!

 

[Hawkeye16]

Ahsoka Tano, god damn alien jailbait...

 

[Yarpie]

Off the top of my head I'd say Kallen from Code Geass. To call her proportionate would be an understatement, but hot damn I love that girl in so many ways! Plus she made me realize that I absolutely love red hair, both on fictional characters and in real life!

Also, pretty much every single love interest in a Bioware game, male and female. I'm a "fairly" straight guy, but damn, their characters are just so damn lovable!

 

[Ava Elzbieta]

For some reason, I think I have a very slight thing for Garrus Vakarian.

Me too! Mostly in ME2 though, his Shepard crush is so cute!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

All I can think of a moment is Etna from the Disgea series.

Spoiler

She looks like a fucking 11 year old, but that sexy flat chest... that cute yet seductive twinkle in her eyes, and those pointy teeth... YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

That's what I thought of when I read the title.

I speak for a lot of people when I say we never bought the games for its gameplay alone.

Also, Harley Quinn from Batman.

She's a maniac, attracted to Joker, but she's... sexy.

Spoiler

 

[Reynard Wrecce]

Tilda Swinton as the White Witch in the new version of The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe, and as Gabriel in Constantine. Seems the paler, more supernatural and more evil that lady is, the more I love her...

 

[Proverbial Jon]

If you read enough of my posts, you shouldn't even have to guess.

Spoiler: Ratchet, anybody?

Ratchet, anybody?

He's so cute yet so badass that he starts to look sexy to me. Not in the least aroused by any other furries though, only him.

Huh, yeah me too! For pretty much the same reason. Also:

Spoiler: Probably an obscure one

Nelson the metrosexual fox from BBC3's puppet comedy Mongrels. There's just something about him that entices me, I don't know if I want to be friends or something more...

I'm not even a furry... or am I? *Identity crisis pending*

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Envy from fullmetal alchemist.

Spoiler

I think he/she* is hot. What is weird is that my body looks almost exactly the same. I can't get over how hot I think this character is, despite all the horrible things he/she has done.


*In the manga Envy's gender is never decided. Being bisexual, it doesn't matter either way to me. Hmm maybe thats why I find him/her so appealing....

Spoiler: FMA Envy Spoilers

Given that Envy was birthed from the remains of Hohenheim's son in the 03 anime and is referred to as a 'he' by Father in the manga and Brotherhood, it's safe to say that Envy's intended human form was originally a male. However as Homunculi are technically not human, Envy is an it :3

Also this one is from a while back... not so much any more:

Spoiler: Alexia

or at an even younger age for me

Spoiler: Jun

 

[Break]

Wow. I had no idea there were so many pedophiles on this site. You know who you are.

Oh, hey there, glad you could make it. I've been meaning to introduce you to someone - this is the Title of the Thread. Title, meet Frozen Donkey. I'm surprised you two hadn't gotten together already.

On another note:

Remember, everyone, knowing where that picture comes from automatically makes you a terrible person~

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Just about every female Final Fantasy character since Selphie. Thank God I'm 15.

 

[hurfdurp]

Well, there's John Marston. He's old, greasy, scarred, and I couldn't want him more.